Angry Squirrel

This is the story of a crazy lich who possesses an internal game system and brings catastrophe to the entire world.
“Let’s look at the daily quests today… it’s the damned choose one-of-two-options-type again. Destroy a town with a population of 30,000 people or above; reward: 10,000 evil points. Steal lollipops from 3 children; reward: 1 evil point. If neither of the quests is completed, then 2 points will be deducted.”
“Tsk! You think I’m stupid? If I really destroyed a town, a crusade of Myth-ranked Holy Knights would definitely come hunting me down. Even if I earned the points, there wouldn’t be any life left in me to spend them. I better just go be a kindly lollipop bandit.”
I’ve already had enough of being a notorious lich. Who says a lich can’t be a good person? I’m definitely going to beat this damned system and be an upright and dignified good man.

Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

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My impulsiveness and emotions had returned to rationality and calmness by the time that I returned from my Northlands sword's domain.

"A story where the protagonist is so pitiful and feels like the entire world owes him and being a harem protagonist aren't suitable for me at all. Even if things are at hell difficulty, my typical style is to think of every method possible to obtain victory in the end."

But sometimes, after passion faded and you had to confront reality, no matter how much you tried to mentally prepare yourself, reality would always teach you that it was quite cruel.

Right now, I was seeing the most heartless truth of all…

"I can't possibly win. There's no chance of victory at all…"

Indeed, since my passion was frozen now, I could logically analyze the current situation and determine the most severe problem.

I had zero chances of victory against Elisa who was right in front of me.

Enemy Impossible to Defeat