Lord of the Common People

I am the best when it comes to taking divergent paths. With just a flip of my hand, I shall take the path less commonly travelled. I search far and wide, only to find myself unbeatable and unrivaled. So now I ask, who else can match my awesomeness? 

Acting tough is second nature to me and I am a lone wolf.
 
The road is long and winding but I shan’t feel lonely as long as I am able to act tough!


Life and death bore me and I do whatever I deem fit.

“Young man, way back when I started acting tough, you were still learning how to put on your underpants!” Xu Que thus decided to take the path of acting tough. He decided to act tough every single god-damned day. If he wasn’t acting tough, he was scheming for the best way to act tough!  

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"Just a rub? Promise not to put it in?"

Everyone present felt their eyes bulge in surprise, and they almost vomited blood.

"Do you dare to clarify where he's going to rub? And where he wanted to put it in?"

"Little one, watch your tongue," warned the Third Head of the Dong Family. Even he could hardly resist the urge to fight Xu Que.

Miss Dong seemed to be out of it. Bewildered, it was evident that she did not understand the underlying nuance of Xu Que's words.

Xu Que answered righteously and honorably, "Is there anything wrong with what I said? Can we no longer speak the truth? Dong the Third One, do you dare make a bet with me? I would definitely not put it in!"

Dong the Third One immediately turned green and his veins bulged in anger.

Everyone present was rendered speechless.

You must be damn crazy! Who would gamble on that?

I’m Not Going In, Good-bye!