Ask for Advice?

"Who am I? Haha, who knows?" Hermes lay on the couch and whistled.

"Some people think I'm the shelter for homeless travelers and some think I'm the trader of Avalon. I am the originator of the steam scourge and I am an unattainable pinnacle for artists. Some regard me as a monster while others worship me. Many people call me the sage, saying that I am in charge of one-third of the world's truth. I like this title, although the other two-thirds are in the hands of a b*tch and a loser.

"I am a watch shop owner, the Anglo Second Department's external brainpower, and the Sixth Department's confidential consultant. I am a private doctor who has been dismissed by Her Majesty, and I am also the owner of an antique shop in Sacred City.