Surrendering in Such a Manner

Another police car slowed down as one of its windows was lowered. A policeman narrowed his eyes as he shone his torchlight at the electric pole. Then he said angrily, "Are you sick? Your hands are on the outer side, right where the knot is. Can't you loosen it yourself and walk off? You even called the police? Why don't you just die!"

Fang Kui said bitterly, "I also wish to leave, but I don't dare to!"

"Why?" the policeman asked with a frown.

"The living Buddha told me to tie myself to the electric pole and await punishment. So I tied myself here and waited. Let's not talk about that. It's really cold. I've broken a few bones. Quick, save me," Fang Kui said.

"Living Buddha… Why don't you say it was Gautama? Old Zhou, I think this guy is nuts. Why don't we leave? There's someone being pursued awaiting our rescue. There's no need for us to waste time on this nut case."