You Qian

What would you do if your planet ceased to exist after a nap?
Once upon a time, there was a princess… 
Scrap that. 
Once upon a time, there was a hermit called Yao Si. 
She was an orphaned hikikomori who lived a peaceful and mundane life in her cosy little apartment. 
Just when she thought she'd live out the rest of her mundane days... she died.
By a strange twist of fate, she was somehow turned into a vampire, even worse, a fifth-generation weakling with no combat ability at all. 
Vampires had their own little secret society, cultural feuds, and called themselves bloodlings. 
With the threats of another civil war among the bloodlings, Yao Si remained composed. 
'Even if this war of bloodlings rages on again, it will need a miracle to affect me,' she thought. 
So, a miracle occurred...
When she was woken up from a millennnia-long nap, she found that her beautiful mother planet Earth had ceased to exist. 
Even the oldest bloodling in the entire universe was now one of her grand [ times infinity] child.  
Everyone will have to call her “ancestor” from this moment onwards! 
The peasant Yao Si had successfully revolted and taken charge, let's see who dares to call her a weakling anymore!     
"Hey! You, that guy over there!
"Yes, you. 
"Come on, let's fight, if I lose, I will call you 'dad'!"
So... she has a new dad. 
Yao Si "..." 
Mu Xuan "..."

DarkGem

My Dad Is the Galaxy's Prince Charming

Kingbao

Yao Si rummaged through her optical space. When she finally found a red berry, she placed it into the celestial swan's mouth.

The celestial swan flapped its wings, then raised its head towards the berries for a big bite before turning to glance at her with its beaks still wide open. A familiar voice came through. "I'm sorry, we do not support food as a form of payment, please pay with the Galactic Currency!"

"..." F**k, it was just trying to get me to pay....

Paying for transport, that's... quite normal. But... if you don't support other forms of payment, then return me my berries! (._.")

The swan did not say anything more, just raised its slender claw. Attached to it was a red payment device. Yao Si frowned, then swiped her optical computer past it once. With a short buzz, the words 'successful payment' came through.

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