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Power of Runes
by thelastparagon
[WSA Entry 2025]Ash Burn was just an ordinary gamer—an orphan scraping by in the real world—until he accomplished the impossible: beating the hardest VR game ever created, Apocalypse Online. But instead of the promised riches, he’s thrown into another world—one eerily familiar.It doesn’t take long for Ash to realize where he is: the chaotic, doomed universe of Heaven’s Favorite: Wrath of Gods, a novel he once read. Worse, he’s not the protagonist or even a supporting character.He’s just an extra…
Reincarnated with the Mind Control Powers in Another World.
by Night_phantom
What the hell ? I got reincarnated in another world.[Choose class][Monster Or Human Class ?]Monster Class.[Mind Flare]Yeah i choose Mind Flare.I shall Hypnotize my MILF step-mother with huge butt and her three daughters for my use.wtf!!?? Ogre girls with sexy bodies and huge breasts, i won't miss that one."get naked and bend down, girl.""yes, master."Wait ? this beast girl have 6 breasts and everyone hates it bro why ? this is heaven.Those who come in my way will kill themselves as they look in …
I Can Grant Origin Powers To Anything
by Independent Fallen Flower
“Young man, I can tell from your skeletal structure that you have an extremely rare talent. You must be a one in a million prodigy in the martial arts. Now that the Blue Planet has ascended, mutant beasts are ravaging our homes, and foreign species are invading our land, our people are in grave danger. Here, I have an [Infinite Demon God Physique Training Method], I’ll give it to you for just two dollars. You shall be entrusted with the mission of maintaining world peace.”Xu Lingyun was touched.…
I Have Robbed 999 Types Of Powers
by Woody
"Rob (Rank ???): Able to rob another person’s ability.Yang Xi felt hopeless as the world seemed to want him to shine.At first, he was a nobody trying to save his sister, but he became the one who had to shoulder the future of mankind.Then, he created an organization just so he could hide his identity, but it became a force that had stretched its claw to every corner of the world.And, when he gave one of his subordinates the power of [Training], that subordinate managed to evolve it into the stro…
Reincarnated as a Healer : Why are my powers so filthy?
by Gorgon_Monster
[Warning : Mature content : Lemons]Leon is reborn as a healer in the crumbling village of Eldwood, he wields a power as potent as it is provocative: the ability to cure curses, heal wounds, and even ignite temporary magical prowess by borrowing magic from his harem—all fueled by lustful, erotic encounters.Leon is not only a healer but using his magic he can also gain temporary magical powers, where he can make his own spells by combining the powers of different women.He has to fight against the …
Villain: I transmigrated with Mind Control Powers
by DrakeFang
Ethan Smith is 22 year old young guy. He was doing MBA from a a nearby college. He has always wanted to be rich, surrounded by beauties. But life never gives the way you want. While riding his motorcycle to comeback home from college, he was hit by Truck-kun and he got transmigrated.He travelled to eastern fantasy world. And he found himself in the body of a young man named Aric Lei."I got transmigrated into the body of the young master of Lei family."["Ding!"]["Hello Host, the villain system i…
My System Powers Up My Crew Except Me
by KangarooCruz
Made 4 years ago!------DROPPED------Please check out my new bookI Will Be Lazy!————————————————Bang is transported from Earth into a world where pirates and adventurers rules the land and the seas. They are bestowed power from leaders after swearing fealty to them.“Welcome owner, to the world of Mundu”“What? Are you a system? Did I reincarnate like those characters from novels?”“Yes owner, I am here to help you”“YES!!!!!, what cool powers do I have? Do I control gravity? Can I use all the elemen…
Rich and Powerful
by Excommunicated
Martin, an ordinary man burdened by financial struggles and a monotonous job, experiences a dramatic shift in his reality when he encounters a mysterious and powerful system. This enigmatic force, activated by peculiar chimes at noon and midnight, transforms Martin's life in ways he could never have anticipated.At noon, the system presents Martin with the opportunity to earn substantial financial rewards through an unpredictable multiplier based on his expenditures. The range of potential gains …
AUSTIN DENVER
by DaoistMLsbDK
Journey to Legacy:Austin Denver, a sixteen-year-old Algerian-English teenager, embarks on a transformative odyssey as he relocates from the quiet hills of Fort William, Scotland, to the bustling city of Leeds, England. Caught between the shadows of a broken family and the promise of a new beginning, Austin navigates the challenges of adolescence, high school, and the complexities of his father's elusive presence.
All For Power
by Jeffery D Idoko
After ninety-five years of experiencing the mundane life of a mortal, A'lravee woke up from his grave five years later to find out that things were way more complicated than what he thought them to be and that the last hundred years was just a short period his parents invested into raising him, a young god.Faced with his not-so-new reality, he quickly realizes that he has to drop some of his way of thinking if he wants to have a comfortable life within this vast universe.From planet-busting spac…
Keep Austin Awkward
by Eldgrimm
Danny Ruiz is thirty-four, broke, and allergic to stability. After getting fired for a taco delivery incident involving a trampoline, a rogue chihuahua, and an unfortunately viral video, he’s left with no job, no direction, and no idea what he’s doing—again.Set in the real, weird heart of Austin, Texas, Keep Austin Awkward follows one lovable screw-up as he stumbles through food delivery gigs, accidental cat yoga fame, TikTok disasters, and a career comeback no one—least of all Danny—saw coming.…
I give Super Powers in the Apocalyptic World
by livingandreading
Jamie Kline was an awesome superpower in the Apocalypse. But she had to explode herself to stop her teammates from injecting her with alien DNA. Now, she wakes up 300 years later and finds that because of her power explosion, the world lost Super Powers. And the zombies were still existing. But her enemies are also alive. She is ready for some revenge. There is just a little problem. She finds out that she can give others superpowers. A glitch. She can give powers like she is breathing. Easy. He…