best dark humor jokes
Miss Not so Typical: Consider me Humored (GL)
by talesofheaven
Ginny Green, an aromantic nerd, accidentally slept with the infamous campus Princess, Persephone Campbell, but she can't remember.**Ginny Green is an aromantic nerd who only believes that love only exists in movies and novels, but still wishes to find that special someone even though she's thinking that it's impossible. After she got drunk at a party, she found herself tangled in bed with the infamous campus Princess, Persephone Campbell.Persephone Campbell is an extremely attractive, charismati…
Kiss The Dark
by AmeraWolf80
Sold into marriage to a reclusive man. Megan is dragged to a clandestine midnight ceremony and delivered to Gabriel North. Megan must spend 30 days married to Mr. North before she may finally be free forever. The only problem is that he marries every year only to annul the marriage and his brides are never heard from again. No one knows anything about him except that he is extraordinarily wealthy, and he has an estate high on the mountain above the city that no one is brave enough to visit. Bef…
The Best Director
by Wallee The Robot
Wang Yang never stopped pursuing his dream of becoming a director and making movies that could amaze the world. However, the fate seemed to play a malicious joke on him. He got wrongly accused and expelled from USC. Fortunately, when God closed a door to Wang Yang, he opened a window for him. After a baby stroller hit him on the street, he began to be able to watch the movies from the future in his head! Since then, the year of 1988 was destined to be an extraordinary year. Besides the miracle w…
Dark Honor
by Legacy_za
Screams. Wails. Cries. Sobs.Regrets. Punishments. Sufferings.Pain. Pain. And Pain.Hell reeks of those smells.Scratchy and dark? Emotionless and screeching like nails on a chalkboard? I smirk. You poor little, clueless souls. Tall slender, wearing a red silk suit; his eyes have pure darkness. Stare at me, and I will get you to tell me what you desire; the words spoken in a deep, soft tone make the hair stand up at the back of your neck.He has tried to make people believe that darkness and evil ar…
The Dark Magus
by D_RegalInsomniac
Please support with power stones for WPCupdate: Didn't win. Yeah, I know, it sucks. I'd still take the power stones tho. ----------"The dark mage, Jason, died a heroic death at the age of thirty. He sacrificed himself bravely to save all the rankers in the tower from the Others and everyone in the tower will always remember him as a hero."That is the story that everyone heard about Jason's death. The truth was very different.In truth, Jason was betrayed by the heavens just before the war ended a…
Divorce is the Best Choice
by Riley Mccarthy
After two years of marriage, Jason suddenly filed for divorce.He said, "She's back. Let's get a divorce. You can ask for whatever you want."Two years of marriage can not replace his ex-girlfriend.Sarah didn't make a fuss. She agreed and put forward her own conditions."I want your most expensive supercar.""OK.""Villa in the suburbs.""Fine.""Split billions of money you made in two years of marriage."“???”
Best Young Master
by I'm Insane
He rose in the End of Dharma Era, and he shook the splendid era.The young Ye Fan, carrying the hopes of six billion people, set out from Earth, waged war in the Otherworld, trampled on skeletons, and made the Ten Thousand Clans tremble, finally ascending to the pinnacle of the universe, overlooking the Ten Thousand Realms!"Even if it takes going up to the Ninth Heaven or down to Netherworld, I will definitely defy heaven to snatch your life back for you!"— Ye Fan.
I'm The Best!
by Chen Xing
<p><strong>You want me to calm down? Calm your head!</strong></p><p>This father wants to act cool!</p><p>No, it wasn't posturing, it was truly awesome!</p>
Dark Descendant
by PhillipCarlos
In the Magic Realm, mana exists as the main component of life. Those born with it are called magic users and they are capable of controlling the godly power known as magic. For centuries, the human race has fought against the demons, a powerful and gruesome race that was born from the Dark Realm; and with the help of the gods, the human magic users were granted gifts known as skills that played a huge role in those wars against the demons.Ash was a product of the first war. And after being disco…
The Best
by Tinnean
After seeing his father’s profligate ways almost destroy the family business, Ransom Burke has instituted a firm policy of no work fraternization. When his longtime lover leaves him for a woman, Ransom vows never again to let anyone get close to him. He informs all future lovers he’ll shower them with gifts as long as they remain monogamous. However, at the first sign of straying, they’ll receive a bouquet of white roses tipped with gold and the affair will be over.<br><br>Man after man chooses …
the dark system
by farmer_with_dimple
THIS BOOK IS ON A HIATUS until May 2023 (10 chapters), September 29th (15) chapters, and December or October 30th, 2023 (30+ chapters). See you then!Sound-minded Author synopsisThe book follows a man whose soul drifted from earth to another body in a different world upon his death. He becomes a Demi-god with a system. He journeys out to become stronger while helping his father (a god) take revenge on those that nearly killed him.Unhinged Author AbstractIt's about a human who becomes a Demi-god a…
Dark romance
by _Mckenzie_
From being a sex slave to the mafia lord’s favourite, follow the story of Mina Angel, from being a sassy girl to the mafia lord princess.Aaron Vertercio, the mafia Lord took a liking to Mina, he’d do anything for Mina to be his sex slave, even if he had to make Mina and her sick mom homeless and suffer.“What, I woke up like this” Mina said.“ Go back and change princess!” Aaron growled “ Why?”Aaron walked towards her, the aura was enough to send a shiver down someone's spineMina was slammed again…
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by Beatinvestagaterme
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Dark Bond
by M_Zana
Editing!Faolán Quinn, Alpha of Mac Tire Pack, becomes the CEO of a large company in order to better protect his pack from human intrusion into their lives. When he competes for land with another company, he meets Alanna Doyle, a strong and determined woman, the competition's CEO and, also, his mate.What happens when he discovers that the bond that unites them is far greater and darker than any other? Will they be able to unite and save their souls or will they be doomed for eternity?Talk to me!I…
Taken By The Dark
by REEYU97
Marriah Roberts feels like she's living someone else's life and fulfilling someone else's dreams. Her life has always been pre-planned and predictable. But then unfortunate circumstances end with her and a wealthy stranger named Will Grayson being captured and held hostage by the country's most notorious criminal- Dominic Black.Will isn't the perfect man everyone thinks he is. He's done things he's not proud of. Things which make him dangerous. But when he and Marriah are thrown together into a …
The Dark Elves
by Dee_Beaut
A young elf princess struggling for acceptance to prove that she is worthy of the crown.
The Dark Godslayer
by Theundyingsaint
"I was called evil just because I killed a few Gods—Is that right?!!"My actions were justified. Who wants to worship beings who are nothing but power-hungry tyrants?""So, I slayed them." *Haha!*After a battle that shook the Earth beyond anything recorded in history, the most feared entity—a rogue god—was finally vanquished: the God of Darkness.With his defeat, demi-gods and gods finally found peace, relieved of the threat he once posed. But peace came at a cost. As punishment by the supreme go…
Best Friend Obsession
by ZetZumi
[Warning: Matured Content ]EESHA DENISE COLLY is a simple girl who has lived a good life until she meets MIKE KRISTOFF MURGOCI, the man who claims her as his own.When he first saw Denise. He had already claimed her as his property. Denise is no longer an independent woman who lived her own life and made her own decision. She was ruled by him. He used her to his advantage. He had her under his control and was enamored with her. He was ruining the brave woman Denise once was because he wants Denis…
Dark Moon: Rise of The Dark King
by Nanakawaichan
He was a prince from the biggest kingdom in the Andromeda Continent.His family was the Holy Knight descendants who had killed the dark king. A mysterious accident took his father's life and cursed him with the dark power, making everyone doubt his identity. His uncle treated him as a war puppet even forcing him to relinquish his right to the king's throne and his cousin treated him like his nemesis.Feeling guilty for his father's death he decided to give his blind loyalty to his kingdom and acci…
Dark sky
by Meliosaka
They killed my familyThey destroyed my houseThey tarnished my father's nameBut no one will lay a hand on my sister!Arslan Crimson is a young boy living in a harsh cultivation world. His family was one of the five Great families controlling the Celestial Empire. But his family's prestige wasn't destined to last. A group of unknown people wearing black robes put an end to it. No one survived... except for Arslan and his little sister, who were welcomed by another Great family. Inside that House, A…