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Re: Blood and Iron
by Zentmeister
Karl Wagner is a disgruntled middle-aged instructor at the Bundeswehr Command and Staff College. He finds himself concerned about the direction which the German nation is headed in—just as he is killed by a terrorist attack. Only to awaken and find himself reborn as an infant, Bruno von Zehntner, the youngest son of a noble family renowned for its part in the German war industry a few years after the founding of the German Empire. Bruno, as he is now known, desires to rewrite history and ensure …
The Veilwalker
by Emma_Khae
Alexander Gray, a fifteen-year-old teenager on the verge of his awakening and subsequent entry into the Hunters Academy, is one day taken away in a cosmic mana wave that passes through Earth’s solar system during a school trip from Earth to Mars. This was a magical wave that killed a person once exposed to it.Luckily, the displacement wave placed him close to their destination where he was found, alive and well to the disbelieve of everybody. Unbeknownst to him at the time, the cosmic mana wave …
Flip the Coin [BL]
by Chay007
To have the ability to see into people's past has no real appeal for the teenager this story is about, letting him only use it as amusement and to show off when he was drunk.Never look into someone's past beyond a superficial level. Never try to find out more than you should. NEVER. EVER. LOOK. INTO. THE. FUTURE. But everything changed the moment he was forced to look into the future, was forced to investigate the circumstances of a murder, and was forced to make the acquaintance of the victim's…
BLUE FUNK
by Mapoeri
Noah Miles was the most respected Esper in the country, he was so adept at fighting that he was able to defeat many monsters or close open dungeons single-handedly. But one day he disappeared, two years later he returned in a bad condition. He came back half burnt every time he completed a mission, he needed a Guide to control his powers.
Dead on Mars
by Tian Rui Shuo Fu
Payload specialist, Tang Yue, who is a mechanical and electrical engineer by training, is left stranded on Mars when he receives news from his AI robot assistant, Tomcat, that Earth has exploded. He believes himself to be the last human in the Universe.Turns out, he is only the last man in the Universe. Botanist, Mai Dong, had been left on the United Space Station (USS) orbiting Mars, to await Tang Yue's ascent to the USS before they make their journey back to Earth. But now, it's impossible.Joi…
You were told to build a tractor, but you’re building a rocket?
by Red Wine Flower
Due to his father's death, Lin Ju was forced to take over the family tractor factory.Facing the struggling tractor factory, Lin Ju said:"No worries, the system will step in!""Since I can make tractors, it would be quite reasonable for me to switch production to rockets, right?"So, in the unremarkable tractor factory, a tall rocket rose.Then the whole world discovered that this tractor factory was becoming increasingly absurd:New energy vehicles, tanks, jet engines, passenger planes, fighter jets…
Ihre Schicksalhaften Fünf Gefährten
by Emmanuel
Hazel Thorne dachte, ihre größte Sorge am ersten Tag an der Universität wäre es, ihr Wohnheimzimmer zu finden, aber stattdessen entdeckt sie, dass sie nicht einmal ein Mensch ist.Willkommen in der Welt der Grauen, wo sie anscheinend Teil einer uralten "Funke-Bindung" ist, die sie nicht nur an einen, sondern an fünf unglaublich mächtige Männer bindet, die jeweils entschlossen scheinen, sie entweder zu beschützen oder völlig in den Wahnsinn zu treiben.Da ist Rhys mit seinem charmanten Lächeln, das…
Tuan CEO, Istri Anda adalah BOSS Tersembunyi!
by ACEE
Lima tahun lalu, Qiao Nian dikhianati oleh kakaknya, Qiao Xin. Setelah menghabiskan satu malam dengan seorang pria asing, Qiao Nian hamil. Dia tidak tahu siapa ayah dari anak tersebut, dan akhirnya melahirkan seorang bayi yang lahir mati. Di bawah tipu daya ibu dan kakaknya, Qiao Nian kehilangan sahamnya di Grup Qiao dan dikirim ke rumah sakit jiwa.Lima tahun kemudian, adiknya, Qiao Xin, akan menikah dengan Putra Muda Kedua dari Keluarga Gu. Dia dikabarkan sangat buruk rupa. Pada hari ia lahir, …
La Leyenda de Futian
by Jing Wuhen
En una época en que las Divinas Prefecturas del Mar del Este estaban en gran desorden, el Emperador Ye Qing y Donghuang el Grande aparecieron para salvar el día. Bajo su gobierno, las prefecturas se unieron y todas las naciones, así como sus reyes, fueron controlados. Sin embargo, la leyenda de estos dos grandes héroes se altera cuando el nombre del Emperador Ye Qing es borrado de los libros de historia tras su muerte repentina. Todas las estatuas e imágenes de él fueron destruidas y su nombre s…
Cosmic Professional Gladiator
by I Eat Tomatoes
In 2036, mankind steps foot on Mars for the first time.In 2052, Earth holds the first World Martial Arts Tournament, a global martial arts competition watched by the entire planet.Top professional gladiator, “Spear Demon” Xu Jingming, retires at the prime age of 26 with a body ridden with injuries. One day, the United Nations announces that mankind would be ushering in a new era for human evolution. Advanced technology had been found on Mars, a secret kept to this day. Research had been carried …
The Five Sounds of Funk
by Cictor_the_reader
(This story is from comedy, nothing written here was with the intention of promoting funk dances, violence, and disturbing people with evil actions. The intention is to have plot twists unexpected and find grace)Because of the loud sound and bursting in Fiat's Uno's, the speakers exploded and made the top 5 funk sounds flew to different places. Although it seems that 5 sounds do not make different, they do ... And a lot. These sounds together balance the magic of the Kingdom Rio de Janeiro, wit…
Conquista Marcial de los Nueve Desolados
by Invincible Little Bei
El Verdadero Continente del Espíritu es una era de prodigios y talentos monstruosos que compiten por la supremacía. Los Reyes rugen y pueden hacer caer estrellas, mientras que los emperadores pueden cubrir el cielo con un movimiento de su mano. Un joven llamado Xiao Ye, de origen humilde, recibe una herencia antigua y así se convierte en el pináculo de las artes marciales. Arrasa con los enemigos, luchando a través de los Nueve Páramos con vigor apasionado, encendiendo los Nueve Cielos con fervo…
Bruno
by Anderson_Diaz_6299
Bruno Steinmetz es un niño rico, arrogante y mimado acostumbrado a los excesos, cuando su mejor amiga muere a causa de sus adicciones se ve obligado a escoger entre un centro de rehabilitación y un fisioterapéuta personal que le ayude a caminar de nuevo, para luego encaminar su vida, acepta, creyendo que puede manipular a sus padres de nuevo, sin saber que tendría junto a Isaac, una experiencia inolvidable.
Cheat Reincarnator of Fusion Funk
by EverEvenMore
After a fatal accident in the real world, he finds himself reincarnating across multiple dimensions. His journey takes him from a zombie-infested clock punk apocalypse to a world of Chinese martial arts, and now to a traditional magic fantasy setting.Born as a serf's child in this new realm, he appears unremarkable at first glance. However, the skills and knowledge accumulated from his past lives give him a significant, hidden advantage. Survival and tinker instincts honed in the clockpunk world…
Dorothy Bruno
by Dorothy_Bruno_0667
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Vierzig Jahrtausende Kultivierung
by The Enlightened Master Crouching Cow
"Selbst wenn dieses Universum wirklich nichts anderes ist als ein brutaler, blutiger, schattenhafter Wald, werden wir Kultivatoren alles verbrennen, was wir haben, nur um einen einzigen schwachen, flackernden Funken in der Dunkelheit zu erzeugen!"Egal, wie schwach jeder einzelne Funke ist, wie kurzlebig, wie klein... Solange die Funken ungebremst fließen, wird eines Tages einer dieser Funken Zunder entzünden, und dieser Zunder wird einige heruntergefallene Äste entzünden, und diese Äste werden j…
My Super Pet Dragon
by Sige
It is an age where monsters walk the earth and animals mutated by an extraterrestrial microorganism from Mars. Humanity is decimated and retreats to its last few cities, clinging on to survival. However, in the greatest moments of despair, there is hope. The Warriors, an elite group of humans who have defeated the monsters and gained powers that bring their abilities beyond that of humanity, stand in defence of the species. Yang Tian is a young man with dreams of becoming the greatest Warrior. A…
The Pendant of Mars
by AL_NOOR
Stranded on Mars in 1950, soldier Max Carter finds more than just red dust. Teleported to an alien world teeming with monstrous Kryll, he stumbles upon the ethereal Eldar and the beautiful warrior Lyra-el. He's tough as nails, but this mission is different. He's got to fight for survival, unravel ancient mysteries connected to a powerful pendant, and maybe... just maybe... find love amidst the crimson chaos. Get ready for Martian Outlaw - where action explodes, secrets whisper, and an impossi…