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Richest Man: Divine-Grade Reconstruct System
by Little Grapefruit of the Muzi Family
# RELAXED # INFINITEDivine-grade Decomposition and Reconstruction System: This allows the user to decompose any object and reconstruct them.…A scraped car? I’ll just disassemble it and make it into a brand new expensive luxury car!A bunch of small diamonds? I’ll just turn them into a 10-carat giant diamond!An old phone? I’ll just make a futuristic phone that won’t appear for another 70 years!”What? Did I get sick? Simple! I’ll just gather a bunch of drugs, decompose them, and make a super medici…
My Immortal Cultivation Game Life
by Blue Sky Washing Rain
Sixteen years after transmigrating into the world of cultivation, Lu Yi's long-lost cheat finally awakened. The cheat was a simple task panel where one could earn various rewards by accepting and completing tasks.Lu Yi was surprised to find that he could publish tasks for himself and complete them for rewards. So Lu Yi embarked on the path of self-publishing tasks for himself. He published a task for himself to "practice the Divine Sword technique ten times," and upon completion, his level in th…
The Wealthy Tycoon's Game of Life
by Quickly weld the car door shut
After graduating from college and unsure of where to go, Zhou Wang accidentally activated the "Game of Life" system while playing a video game, turning his life into easy mode from then on. We can't return to the past, but we can always change the way we live. Growing through indulgence, advancing with a carefree spirit. ...Zhou Wang: "This time, I'll only be the winner."
My Genes Can Evolve Limitlessly
by Blue Sky Washing Rain
This is a world where technology and the supernatural exist. There are demonic beasts, wars between species, evolution, and danger everywhere. Fortunately, humans aged between 16 to 18 will have the chance to activate certain genes and become gene warriors. Gene warriors will enter a wonderous World of Origination and begin their adventure there. They will seek treasure and copy extraordinary genes to gain wondrous strength, becoming the main power against danger.Lu Yuan transmigrated to this wo…
Accidentally Married to the Big Shot
by Di Qiu
Because of her beauty, Dr. Su is visited by dozens or even hundreds of patients every day for various ailments like hemorrhoids and toothaches.Unexpectedly, there comes an even more outrageous claim: "Doctor, I'm injured there!"Just as Su Mei Xi was about to get angry, she realized it was the man she had met two months ago.Back then, he had been composed, but today, he claimed responsibility and they immediately registered for marriage at the civil affairs bureau, walking out with two red certif…
Pocket Hunting Dimension
by Blue Sky Washing Rain
Lu Ze transmigrated to the interstellar era two thousand years later.The previous owner of this body had lovey-dovey parents and a cute little sister. Although his cultivation talent was ordinary, his life was fulfilling. It could be said to be a dream start. Lu Ze was very happy.However, as soon as he slept, he came to a strange dimension.He almost got taken out trying to fight an one meter tall huge white rabbit. After making the arduous kill, Lu Ze found that things didn't seem to be so simpl…
The Crippled CEO Fell For Me
by Wuxia
The once rich girl Shen Hanxing lost her mother when she was born. She was then dumped overseas by her own father when she was little to her own devices. Nineteen years later, her father personally took her home from overseas, and the reason was to replace her younger sister to marry her fiancé Ji Yan, who had lost his legs’ senses after a car accident. Father: “Know your place. You’re already marrying above your station when you marry Ji Yan with your status.” Younger Sister: “Thank you for wil…
Invincible Starts From Dao Fruit
by Evil monk Hua Wuqie
Earth's youth, Chen Jichuan, tragically dies in a car accident and is transmigrated into an Immortal Hero world, obtaining the Supreme Skill: [Dao Fruit].Everything starts from ‘Dao Fruit’...
The Genius System Without Equal
by Straw is crazy too
Xiao Luo and his girlfriend had been in love with each other for four years when she proposed a break up. Because of this, Xiao Luo sped his car in the night and ended up in a car accident. But it was a blessing in disguise as he unexpectedly fused with a high tech system that originated from a universe hundreds of billions of light years away. From this moment on, the entire world started to run amok.....
Unserious Beast Tamer
by Book shortage forced to write a book
Good news: I've time traveled, and I have a system.Bad news: This system is far from serious!Xu Ran watched his pet beasts, which trembled and made bizarre noises after being given a washing and protection, became disoriented and howled all night after being fed, and behaved more and more oddly after training. He fell into deep thought.How was he supposed to explain to these pet beasts' Beast Masters that he was indeed a serious person?!
Car Wash
by Shawn Lane
Kevin Flaherty’s life really sucks. Laid off from his job and facing homelessness, he doesn’t think things can get worse. Forced to work a low-paying job at a car wash, he’s embarrassed to even tell his closest friends.<br><br>Hotshot lawyer Michael Bennett comes in to have his Maserati cleaned. Kevin knows Michael well. When Kevin was fifteen, an openly gay twenty-one-year-old Michael was Kevin’s dream man. But when the teenaged Kevin made a move, Michael rejected the then too young Kevin. But …
Yellow Court Daoist
by Evil monk Hua Wuqie
Teenage earth dweller Lu Qingfeng died in a car accident and traversed to a world of cultivation. He acquired the Login Ring of "Primordial", a massive immersive online game developed by the Earth Federation two thousand years later, and travelled across primordial worlds.
Absolute Great Teacher
by Missing You Washing Red Beans
Sun Mo, the top teacher of No. 2 High School was transported to Tang Country of Central Province after falling into the water and became an intern teacher which just graduated. He actually has a fair and rich fiancee who is actually also the headmaster of a famous school. However, the reputation of this school has declined and the school was soon to be removed from the education list and abolished...Sun Mo's mission is to help his fiancee to sit on the headmaster's chair securely and make the sc…
Mi Vida en el Juego de Cultivo Inmortal
by Blue Sky Washing Rain
Dieciséis años después de transmigrar al mundo del cultivo, el truco perdido de Lu Yi finalmente despertó.El truco era un simple panel de tareas donde uno podía ganar varias recompensas al aceptar y completar tareas.Lu Yi se sorprendió al descubrir que podía publicar tareas para sí mismo y completarlas para obtener recompensas.Así que Lu Yi se embarcó en el camino de autopublicar tareas para sí mismo.Publicó una tarea para sí mismo de "practicar la técnica de la Espada Divina diez veces", y al c…
ชีวิตเกมการฝึกพลังเซียนของฉัน
by Blue Sky Washing Rain
ลู่อี้ข้ามมิติมาสู่โลกแห่งการฝึกพลังเซียนเป็นเวลาสิบหกปี หลังจากพลัดพรากกันมานาน นิ้วทองคำของเขาก็ตื่นขึ้นในที่สุดนิ้วทองคำคือหน้าต่างภารกิจอย่างง่าย โดยการรับภารกิจและทำให้สำเร็จ จะได้รับรางวัลต่างๆลู่อี้พบด้วยความประหลาดใจว่า ภารกิจที่เขาออกให้ตัวเอง และทำสำเร็จด้วยตัวเอง ก็นับว่าสำเร็จด้วย?ดังนั้นลู่อี้จึงเดินบนเส้นทางที่ไม่มีวันหวนกลับของการออกภารกิจให้ตัวเองออกภารกิจให้ตัวเอง [ฝึกปรือศิลปะดาบเมฆขาวสิบรอบ] หลังจากทำสำเร็จ ระดับศิลปะดาบเมฆขาว +1ออกภารกิจให้ตัวเอง [เอาชนะสาวกภายนอก] หลังจากทำส…
Dafeng's Night Squad
by Paperboy
Once a police academy graduate—Xu Qian, woke up and found himself in jail. He was to be banished to the borderlands in three days...Stuck in this inhumane society, his initial goal was just to be a rich man and pass his days in relative safety.…Many years later, Xu Qian recalled the events of the past. His enemies and friends were dead, there was nothing of them left but bones.The rolling Yangtze River flows east as the waves wash away the heroes. Success or failure, wrong or right; matters litt…
La Vie de Jeu de Cultivation Immortelle
by Blue Sky Washing Rain
Seize ans après avoir été transmigré dans le monde de la cultivation, le cheat longtemps perdu de Lu Yi s'est enfin réveillé. Le cheat était un simple panneau de tâches où l'on pouvait gagner diverses récompenses en acceptant et en complétant des tâches. Lu Yi fut surpris de découvrir qu'il pouvait publier des tâches pour lui-même et les compléter pour obtenir des récompenses. Ainsi, Lu Yi s'engagea sur la voie de l'auto-publication de tâches pour lui-même. Il publia une tâche pour lui-même cons…
I Deliver Food in a Lamborghini
by Lufangzhi
# 1V1 # MUTUALAFFECTION # BIZARRENan Ge had been thinking about trading her Lamborghini for another car, but she seemed unable to pool more than a few grand together. Nonetheless, as she cajoled and sweet-talked, her brother found her a great job that was brimming with a sense of responsibility: Galactic Guardians of the Stomach, otherwise known as food delivery service. But on the first day of the job, as she drove on with much grit and resolve against the snow, she arrived at the luxury distri…
Minha Vida Imortal no Jogo de Cultivo
by Blue Sky Washing Rain
Dezesseis anos após transmigrar para o mundo do cultivo, o truque há muito perdido de Lu Yi finalmente despertou.O truque era um simples painel de tarefas onde se podia ganhar várias recompensas aceitando e completando tarefas.Lu Yi ficou surpreso ao descobrir que podia publicar tarefas para si mesmo e completá-las para receber recompensas.Então Lu Yi embarcou no caminho de autopublicar tarefas para si mesmo.Ele publicou uma tarefa para si mesmo de "praticar a técnica da Espada Divina dez vezes"…
Almighty Genius
by Nine-Fingered Immortal Venerate
Any skill he learned, he mastered with ease, standing at the peak of proficiency! ... He was the honorary president of the World Chefs Federation, renowned as the global Car God. He succeeded Beethoven and Mozart, becoming the greatest composer, pianist, and conductor. He was the underground Car God, Boxing God, Gambling God... At the same time, he was a financial mogul, a business tycoon, a martial arts champion... An Almighty Genius with a miraculous ability to learn, capable of reaching the p…