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ENVOÛTÉ
by KazzenlX
[ATTENTION : CONTENU MATURE]"Et s'il était un rêve éveillé déguisé en cauchemar ?"___Saison 1 – TERMINÉEDans ses rêveries, le jour de son mariage se déroulait toujours par une belle journée ensoleillée. Qui aurait cru qu'elle allait se marier en plein milieu de la nuit et avec une créature de la nuit ?
HE ISN'T MYBROTHER
by SenyaSSM
ADULT ROMANCE! Perhatikan area ini!Gadis berusia 22 tahun, Rachel Mauren Jeeicho, namanya. Dia harus menghadapi perasaannya jatuh pada Delon, lelaki yang telah ia anggap sebagai saudaranya sendiri. Hidup, makan, dan menangis gadis itu lalui bersama dengan Delon. Tapi, kenyataan berkata lain, pria itu ternyata bukanlah saudara Rachel. Segala kekonyolan dan kehebohan terjadi dalam beberapa part.Nantikan chapters selanjutnya!
Love at First Fart
by Cliff_Queen
A love story between Careless Whisper and Farty McSniffer.Lots of cliffhangers...Updates not stable.Read at your own risk.Cover not mine.
Reborn as a Cow with a MILF System
by rurui99
"Why."Despite being born with an expressionless face and an inability to express himself through the rest of him, Ye Shengtao was living a comfortable life. That was until he was snatched from his body and dumped into the body of a cow?!?Luckily (or unluckily?) the transmigration gods had some mercy on him. Ye Shengtao was given a system. Too bad it was the one thing that could annoy the life out of him.Now, faced with impending steak-dom, Ye Shengtao must struggle to find his way out and back h…
HIS HUMAN COW
by sassy_eros
HER MILK, HIS DEMANDS...Mallory never expected to break out of her misfit existence. When alucrative study in lactation from a local university leads her to the man ofher dreams, everything changes. At first, she isn't certain about beingmilked, but Doctor Hughes' firm hands quickly elevate her frominexperienced novice to willing human cow.Everything seems perfect at first, but her worries about money andunsatisfying careers are about to be replaced with other concerns. Mallory'sbreasts just can…
TO kill a Fart
by ButtFarts
this is the Tale of a Boy who wants to never have embarrassing farts again
Brain Fart
by SmallFries
Scenes that will never make it in normal stories. Irregular Updates.*Used to be a deleted story
The Canary that couldn't escape
by Enchanting Smile
He kept her by his side, never letting go! "Please, can you let me go?" "Impossible," he said, "unless you're no longer my only one." After they fell in love, he declared possessively, "I want to keep you by my side, to make you belong only to me. You can only love me too, your mind, your world, must be filled with only me." Yet his domineering love sent a chill through her.
Don't Touch
by Birdie
Don't Touch: Book 1Michael spent five years dealing with his disorder: haphephobia. Afraid to be touch. Afraid of stepping out of his home to enjoy a normal life. After moving to a new school, Michael has to challenge himself again from the beginning, but now with help from his new friend Elliot.
The Fart Collector
by Joriana_Gavino
Within the darkness is a pureth and innocent, having covenant with the devil not to abuse but to protect the weak. The greediness covered under the silk robe made of gold, twisting the role of good and evil. The demon is now at the pedestal, stepped on the back of the submissive fool. Human are now become the animal in the wilderness hunted by predator.
Don't Leave Me
by nura0484
Warning : cerita ini untuk usia 21+ Amel gadis lugu yang harus menikah dengan kakak ipar dari dosen pembimbing yang selama ini membantu dirinya. Amel tidak tahu jika Barry sudah lama memperhatikan dirinya dan bagi Amel lamaran ini adalah hal yang mengejutkan dirinya.Pernikahan yang dalam benak Amel adalah hal membahagiakan tapi ternyata tidak karena selama ini Barry melakukan affair dengan seketaris yang tidak lain adalah sahabat Barry dan keluarganya dahulu.Apa yang akan Amel lakukan? mempertah…
I reincarnated into a cow
by ZeOwl
I'M A REAL MAN!Real note here: This series doesn't have a giga brain mc or anything like that and they will be smart, but at the same times fairly dumb too. The MC will basically be unable to keep a train of solid thought hence his stupidity. Second thing, reason why being^^ something something cow. Something something past life problems and head trauma equals something something something.
Farting In Houston
by Khendia
Elizabeth Heaton, a bored CIA analyst, finally gets some career excitement when she’s sent to Houston to help catch and turn a Chinese spy working for a low-level defense contractor. She finds love on the job but her love life gets entangled with her assignment, leaving Elizabeth stuck in the middle.
DON'T Touch Me
by Hayat Khan
Melody decided to never give chance to anyone again because of her sad past. Her pain made her stronger and she became a stone hearted woman. Aden Bruce looked for her since the night he found her. Why he searched for her after that incident? Their destiny united them after long but the girl he found back then was a different one. Now she is heartless, stubborn, arrogant and rude CEO of leading business group of country. He was unable to resist her charms. He decided to win her heart but how …
The cow and A son
by Mariam_Sakinoi
Once upon a time in maasai culture there was a history about the cow and a son, according to the maasai cow was always talking with man as usual bt as days goes a son told her mother I need meat and that days cows were not slaughtered because was a friend of a man, and man went to the cow and said my son need meat so i have to slaught you and a cow told a man please don't slaught a man took a knife and cut the cow and that was the begging of eating meat in maasai culture