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Full Marks Hidden Marriage: Pick Up a Son, Get a Free Husband
by Jiong Jiong You Yao
After five years, Ning Xi returned to the place that had pushed her away — home. With a sister who turned her parents against her and made her childhood sweetheart betray her, the odds seemed grey.However, five years abroad had changed her, and she came home to fulfil her childhood dream of becoming an actress. Despite her evil sister still out to get her, tables will be turned. One day, after falling into one of her sister's schemes, she saves an adorable kid and found herself staying at his ho…
Cursed Immortality
by Wahi
Jacob Steve, an Old Man, died at 116 after living a whole life.But Jacob always had a dark side, which he always suppressed and hid from others. However, in the later years of his life, when death was inevitable, he understood there wasn't any point in having wealth, knowledge, or desires if you couldn't have a life to enjoy them.He became obsessed with fabled immortality and devoted his remaining life to extending his fleeting lifespan, but just like any other, he failed.However, he mysteriousl…
After Transmigration, I Picked Up A Husband and Daughter
by KoiLuna
An unexpected transmigration and upon opening her eyes, she encountered a sleazy man trying to take advantage. Considering Su Yu was the heir of medical studies, proficient in multiple martial arts. How could she endure such a great shame? Just as she was about to show some of her moves, someone heroically came to her rescue, though he was somewhat disabled, his good looks were undeniable.With nowhere else to go, Su Yu naturally had to offer herself in return. It was just a limp, and it happened…
Wait! How Did The Stray Dog I Picked Up Turn Into A Man?!
by Byul_Byre
Micheal has had the worst luck ever since he was born. And that bad luck seemed to follow him even till adulthood. What could someone who was in his early 30s hope to accomplish when nothing ever seemed to be going well for him?He hated everyone and everything. He felt betrayed and hated by the universe itself. But even as he sought to end his own miserable life, he still took compassion on the wounded stray dog he found on the roadside and took it home.But who would’ve thought he would find a g…
My Pick Up Artist System
by SamsaraWithWords
"With this system, I'll become the world's greatest seducer! If it doesn't kill me first..." I was a nobody, a short fatty Otaku. Then, a girl's voice popped into my head: [Seduce a woman within a month or die.]"What the hell...how? I'm an 18-year-old virgin..."[7+ looks only. No slam donkeys.]"You’re forcing me to die!” Facing annihilation, I saw no choice but to join the international community of pick up artists, and from that day forward, my boring student life became filled with craziness a…
The Cursed Prince
by Missrealitybites
This book is about baby-making. [COMPLETED on chapter 715]The crown prince was cursed on the day he was born, that he will never be happy. What's worse, no woman could touch him without dying. Thus, finding a wife to produce an heir became the royal family's greatest challenge since the prince is the only son.Until one day.. a servant girl who tried to kill him didn't end up dying after they touched. Emmelyn was a princess from one of their colonies who vowed to avenge her family's death by kill…
Picked Up A Husband For Farming
by Wuxia
The miracle doctor, Xu Qing, accidentally fell into the water and died. When she opened her eyes again, she found herself having transmigrated into a farming novel. Then, she felt excruciating pain in the lower half of her body. Xu Qing looked down in disbelief. As a thirty-year-old unmarried single woman, she was in the midst of giving birth to a child! Staring at the three babies who were barely breathing, Xu Qing almost went mad. Why did she suddenly become a mother of three? Her father excla…
Picking Up Attributes From Today
by Panda Reunion
In Heaven's Vault Continent, Colossal Dragons, Titans, Beast People, Fairies, Magical Beasts, and other races reign supreme!Humans are treated like slaves and lowlifes, while Dragon People act all high and mighty and consider themselves nobility!However, a new addition will rock the boat and overturn the status quo!His name is Meng Lei, and he is a human from Earth that transmigrated to become a... villager! Or so he thought, as he had yet to unlock The Most Powerful Pickup System!"Ding! Dropped…
The Wife I Picked Up Is Too Fierce
by Waiting For The Wind
When Feng Qing was born, she was sold to a couple from the mountains due to the hospital’s negligence . Sixteen years later, her biological parents brought her home from a small mountain village, she thought her life would better, but it did not. Not only did she not get love from her parents, her substitute sister made her blind. In the end, her parents married her off to an old man in his fifties. On her wedding day, Feng Qing escaped from the hotel with strings of bodyguards chasing after her…
The Cursed Demon Prince
by amyxoxo_
Lilith was born with forbidden magic, a power feared and condemned in her village. She hid it for years, but when her secret is exposed, she is betrayed by her family and sentenced to burn. Just as the flames rise, Prince Hades of Valyron known as the "Shadow of Death" saves her, driven by curiosity. Hades, cursed for over three centuries, hides his torment behind cruelty. As Lilith sees past his darkness and vows to help him break the curse, their bond deepens into something undeniable. But in…
Picking Up Beautiful Girls In The Post-Apocalyptic World!
by D_RegalInsomniac
What do you do when you're a loser who is suddenly called the saviour of the world!? You use it as an opportunity to take charge of your own life while picking up cute girls along the way!Han Luo is just that kind of person, a perverted loser who is suddenly told he is the saviour of the world."what do you mean I'm the only one!? cant you see I'm a loser!?""If you want to kill me then you are going to have to work for it! My life isn't that cheap!"Join Han Luo on his journey through the post-apo…
Cultivation starts with picking up attributes
by Ryuma_sama
Tian Shen was your average unordinary guy—living a monotonous life. One day, fate (or rather, Truck-kun) decided to grant his wish… by sending him flying into another world at 120 km/h.When he woke up again, he found himself in the body of an outer disciple of the Beast Taming Sect. His talent? Nonexistent. His reputation? Of a molester’s. Just when he thought he was doomed to be cannon fodder, a golden screen appeared before him.『Ding! Congratulations, Host! You have activated the Attribute Sys…
Forest Ranger, starting from Picking Up a Lynx Girl
by Cold Tofu Jelly
After successfully graduating with a master's degree and passing the civil service exam, Chen Ying returns to his hometown's Forestry Bureau to become a wildlife rescuer.He thought his daily work would just involve saving animals and petting all sorts of furry creatures, but ever since he saved a leopard and her two cubs, his life has become incredibly busy.No one told him that the leopard's best friend was a giant panda!And that giant panda was pregnant with twins and couldn't eat bamboo becaus…
Mated to the Cursed Werepire
by Veekee_Lee
Warning: Mature Content. No Rape.The truth will make her free, but could she handle this particular truth? Would she accept the freedom it brings?Excerpt."What am I doing in your room?" Karina narrowed her eyes, waiting for the answer to that one question she just couldn't figure out the answer."I should be asking you that. What are you doing in my room?" Veron decided to play with her mind a little. But seeing how her jaw was working, and the pressure she was applying on her head, he decided to…
After My Divorce I Picked Up the Richest Boss in the World
by Ah Du
Jiang Zhi was a good person in her past life. She was so good that she was placed on a pedestal and married a scumbag for the sake of her family's fate. It was a painful life, but in the end, her family still felt that she did not do well enough.When given a chance to start over, Jiang Zhi expressed that she would reject emotional blackmail and choose her own fate!Hence…Father Jiang, "Your husband likes to watch beautiful women dance. Do you want to go get lessons?"Jiang Zhi smiled and nodded. T…
Cultivating by picking up attributes, I accumulate my strength!
by Imperial Master of the Ming Dynasty
Han Ye crossed into the world of a fantasy cultivation epoch, transmigrating into a tenant farmer in Langlang Village. Believing he was doomed to live his life in toil and hardship, he accidentally awakened a destiny called "Accumulated Attributes Released at Once"."Accumulated Attributes Released at Once": Not unlike how constant dripping wears away a stone, or how hard frost forms at three feet not overnight, it allows one to accumulate the attributes of others. Remaining quiet until the momen…
Picking Up Fragments
by magesword
This story is a thrilling tale that plunges readers into the world of online gaming, where virtual realms hold secrets beyond imagination. Jiang Siming, an ordinary gamer, stumbles upon a remarkable phenomenon within the popular game, PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds (PUBG). Unlike his peers, he uncovers vibrant, multicolored fragments scattered throughout the game world.What sets Jiang apart is his keen eye and determination to unravel the mystery behind these fragments. As he delves deeper into t…
Picking Up a Gorgeous CEO for a Wife
by Wind Traceless
On a dark and windy night, the legendary military hero Qin Yu found a stunningly beautiful and drunk CEO. From then on, Qin Yu's life was completely transformed...
Picking up Girls With My System
by Ryongul
[Mature Content][NO NTR]Arthur got randomly transported to another world. Some people would find that terrifying, but not for him, who was tired of his old life; it was an opportunity.And, after having bad luck all his life, the tide changed.It was a world of magic where wizards fought side-by-side with their familiars. Arthur got summoned to be one of these so-called familiars. He was furious. The thought of becoming a pet was not something he liked. Well, that changed when he saw who his maste…
Pick Up the Pieces
by Tinnean
Change comes to all of us. For Theo Bascopolis, the first time is when he's fifteen. He finds his life falling apart when his father discovers Theo is gay and orders him to become straight or leave. Having no choice, in spite of what his father might think, Theo leaves. But where can a fifteen-year-old go? Especially when it starts to rain. He thinks things are looking up when he meets a striking man named Franky, who seems very attracted to him. However, once again Theo's life changes when he l…