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As a father, I just want to quietly watch you live a long life
by Li Hongtian
Li Che had transmigrated and, after living nineteen ordinary years, he opted to accept his fate, marrying and having children, striving to support his family.But the moment his daughter was born....Through his daughter, he rose in status, and his life was no longer ordinary....With his daughter’s safe birth, you gained a Dao Fruit, "Immortal Artisan".When his daughter turned one, safe and sound, you gained the Dao Fruit "Dragon Elephant Vajra".At his daughter's age of two, free from illness and …
Ancient Dragon Elephant Technique
by Wang Zi's Old Bun
The once most powerful ancient forbidden divine art, the Ancient Dragon Elephant Technique has been lost for millions upon millions of years.Countless years later, youth Lin Feng who was down on his luck, managed to obtain the number one ancient forbidden divine art, the Ancient Dragon Elephant Technique by chance.When Lin Feng departed from a tiny city of the northern-most area in the world, a legendary story would begin.This is a world with experts as many as the trees in a forest, a world whe…
Parasite (Gu) Breeding Longveity Path: Starting from the love-enamored Gu
by Thousand Lakes True Person
Upon awakening, Zhou Sui finds himself a low-level Qi Refiner in the Cultivation World. Fortunately, he obtains the Supreme Gu God Bowl, which allows him to cultivate various Gu Insects.Cultivating the Spring Autumn Gu can prolong his life and bestow immortality.Cultivating the Golden Cicada Gu grants the ability to revive the dead and regenerate flesh and bone.Cultivating the Dragon Elephant Gu gives him the Power of Dragon Elephant and the Dragon Elephant's Body, making him invulnerable.Yet, t…
The Supreme Martial King Shocking All Realms
by Ye Yunduan
He was an unparalleled alchemy genius. however, because he couldn't cultivate martial arts, he was betrayed and killed by the woman he loved the most. He was then reborn in the body of a bullied good-for-nothing young man. A good-for-nothing? A genius? What a joke! No one in this realm understood cultivating geniuses better than Yang Chen! Martial arts? Alchemy? What's so difficult about Dual cultivation?! He embarked on the demonic path, rising against all odds! With his exceptional talent, he …
Martial Arts Domination: Start with the Dragon Elephant Prajna Technique
by Young Master Lincheng
In the twilight years of the dynasty, treacherous villains rose to power and demons plagued the world.Qin Zheng, bearing a scroll of virtuous deeds, traveled through time and found that by beheading those wrapped in sin, he could attain virtue and enhance his martial arts prowess.Thus, Qin Zheng glanced at the Ghost Head Greatsword in his hand."The auspicious moment has come, to the execution!"With a great shout, Qin Zheng swung his blade and beheaded his target!!----------------This book is als…
Unexpected Second Chance at Love
by Abeehiltz
Han Yue Ling, a peerless beauty with a great personality, but she carries a lot of secrets. She loved a man for 10 years, but on the day of her wedding, fate decided to play a cruel joke on her and take the man away. Three years later, she decides to move away. She stumbles upon Lu Tian, the ruthless and cold CEO of Lu Corps. Thinking it was just an accident, she stumbles upon him again and again. Before she knew it, the man is already living with her!Is this an unexpected second chance at love?…
Rebirth: Love me Again
by MiuNovels
I once believed I was the heroine of a modern fairytale, blessed with beauty, wealth, intelligence, and a powerful legacy. Men adored me, women envied me, and I was engaged to the most desirable man, Cole Fay. My life seemed perfect, a dream where I held the starring role.But on my eighteenth birthday, that illusion crumbled. The truth hit me hard: I wasn't the protagonist, nor even the villain or a side character. I was just cannon fodder, a disposable part of someone else's story.But when fate…
Frightening Joke: Above the Mist
by Unfeeling Scholar
Bai Yanliang, male, 23 years old, unmarried.Condition improving, good personality shaping, has met the discharge criteria.Today, discharged.
E-Rank or SSS-Rank: I Awakened a Skill That Shouldn’t Exist
by UltraWriter_T
They called him useless. A failure. E-Rank trash.But when Han Trystan awakens the Skill [Book Formation], everything changes.Everyone thinks it’s a joke—until Han learns the truth:He can create anything.Weapons. Artifacts. Armors. Barriers.Even Skills.The system labeled him weak.He was never meant to follow their rules.He was born to break them._ _ _ _ _ _Unlock Bonus Chapters!You can earn bonus chapters through the following support:100 Power Stones = 1 Bonus Chapter30 Comments = 1 Bonus Chapte…
Beauty and the Immortal: It started with a dig
by ash_knight17
[Mature Content]Some things are best left undisturbed for a reason. Especially ones that are buried in the ground. Thirteen years after the incident at Winchester Manor, Mallory Winchester resides with her uncle and his family. She is to wed a baron. However, Mallory faces betrayal. Desperate, she sets out looking for the buried artefact that she once believed was a joke told by her grandmother. But what do you do if you don't find the object, but a person instead? And not just any person, but a…
Immortality: Raising an Ant Queen to Cultivate by increasing stat points
by Draw Smoke
Grade Three Ironclad Battle Demon Ant (extremely rare species), with a lifespan of 30.5 years, possesses special abilities (immense strength, swiftness, armor-piercing, soul-eroding poison, moderate intelligence +, possesses mid-level carapace, demonization; in a demonized state, its speed increases fivefold, attack strength tenfold, defense fivefold).Puppet Worker Ants can capture creatures of the same grade or lower.Elephant Trunk Soldier Ants can release chemical substances to attack enemies.…
Starting With One Million Luck Points
by I am Second Senior
In this world, Planet Earth had undergone great changes and humanity is faced with extreme danger. Luckily, humans have something called the Heaven Dao software. After downloading the software, Zhou Hao received one million luck points and used it to open a mystery box and obtain the “108 Levels of Dragon Elephant Wisdom Technique”…Also, Zhou Hao realized that with enough luck points, he could even get his crush to sleep with him! In this world full of Insect Race warriors and Demon Race experts…
Transmigrated As the Fake Heiress
by Nalanxian
The aristocratic Lu family has produced a joke, a beautiful one, but a joke nonetheless. The daughter they have been rearing all this while turns out to be an imposter! With the real heiress returning to take her rightful place, everyone is eager to know the outcome of the imposter...Will she be able to survive in poverty after living a life of riches?Having just transmigrated, Huo Yao imagines that this experience will be pretty interesting. However, imagination and reality are always so differ…
I Become Invincible By Signing In
by Sweet Brand Chewtoy
Wang Yi had just transmigrated when he experienced being cheated on, going through a divorce, and being kicked out of his home. These were events faced by a useless male character. However, he soon discovered that this world seemed out of sorts. There were martial arts grandmasters and martial arts clans?Fortunately, he activated the Martial Arts Sign In System. [You have successfully signed in and obtained the Dragon Elephant Wisdom Technique. Please cultivate according to the instructions.]Thu…
Dragon Martial Sovereign
by Jiutangjia
[2018 hottest fantasy serial] He is the number one genius, betrayed and murdered by the woman he loved most on his wedding night, reincarnated into a bullied and ridiculed wastrel young man.Wastrel? Genius? What a joke, who dares to call themselves a genius in front of me, Lin Fan, in the Nine Heavens and Ten Realms!Blocked meridians, born unable to awaken martial soul? I have a universal imaging system, able to imprint any martial arts techniques just by watching and become self-taught!
Signing In At Mount Sword For 100 Years To Become Invincible
by swordking
# SWORDMAN # EMPRESS # LOVEY-DOVEYLin Ran was transmigrated to a fantasy world and was the top scorer during the martial arts exam.He was assigned to protect the empress, but because he did not give presents to the general director in charge of the palace affairs, he was demoted to a guard at Mount Sword.His only job was to clean the swords stored on the mountain.[You have cleaned the broken sword, Fire Stream. You have been rewarded with 50% proficiency of the Heaven Fire Sword Will.][You have …
The Tycoon Has A Secret Crush On Me
by Dyed Pages
Under everyone's gaze, her pregnant sister came to force a marriage, making her the butt of the joke, after being cheated on.When she was at her wit's end, she met him —— Jun Mochan, the business tycoon.He said: "Marry me, I won't betray you."In order to shut off the wagging tongues and avoid becoming a bargaining chip in a family alliance,She said: "Okay"But, wasn't it agreed that it would be a fake marriage?He loves her deeply. The whole world knows it, only she doesn't.
Age of Summoner
by MASALAN
Only one card would change his life forever!In the world of “Age of Summoner”, a globally popular online game, card and item trading prices ranged from high to low.However… “Joke”, an unemployed new graduate, could not believe that the “Snowbelle White Dragon card” he accidentally got from a convenience store could be sold for 10 million baht!Unsure whether to consider it good or bad luck, Joke soon found trouble knocking at his door. A pro player from the Thai server was determined to obtain th…
Mr. CEO's Substitute Bride
by Elephant cross river
"Titus Zane, since you've done it, you have to bear the consequences!"At the engagement banquet of childhood sweethearts, Titus Zane is drunk.Sitting on the fourth-floor viewing platform, watching the man approaching step by step, she says, Nathan Moore, let's make a deal. If I jump from here and don't die, then let me go...Fine, his emotionless response was a single word, displaying his ruthlessness.Titus Zane smiled, the curve of her lips beautifully tragic and dazzling, slowly spreading her a…
I can return to the age of mysterious
by Gray tombstone
Collecting legendary antiques, retracing the mysterious martial arts. From the moment he activated his cheat, Casio knew that he was no longer ordinary.[Legendary Antiques: Wind Elephant Ivory Pendant]Seventy years ago, in the North Flow Country of the Hong Li Federation, at the Wind Elephant Gate Youth Training Camp."Li Wei, you are a coward! On the day your sister was brutally murdered, you were trembling in a corner! On the night of the Sect Destruction War, you disgracefully fled! During the…