elephant jokes for kids
Ancient Dragon Elephant Technique
by Wang Zi's Old Bun
The once most powerful ancient forbidden divine art, the Ancient Dragon Elephant Technique has been lost for millions upon millions of years.Countless years later, youth Lin Feng who was down on his luck, managed to obtain the number one ancient forbidden divine art, the Ancient Dragon Elephant Technique by chance.When Lin Feng departed from a tiny city of the northern-most area in the world, a legendary story would begin.This is a world with experts as many as the trees in a forest, a world whe…
Married For Now
by sola_cola
"My fiancé is a high school student?"Sohee, an Omega drowning in debt, has two choices: marry a younger chaebol Alpha, or sell himself to an older yet violent loan shark Alpha.Ah, there's a third option, too."Should I just off myself or something?"***#omegaverse #dominantalpha #powerbottom #collegeromance #healing
Martial Arts Domination: Start with the Dragon Elephant Prajna Technique
by Young Master Lincheng
In the twilight years of the dynasty, treacherous villains rose to power and demons plagued the world.Qin Zheng, bearing a scroll of virtuous deeds, traveled through time and found that by beheading those wrapped in sin, he could attain virtue and enhance his martial arts prowess.Thus, Qin Zheng glanced at the Ghost Head Greatsword in his hand."The auspicious moment has come, to the execution!"With a great shout, Qin Zheng swung his blade and beheaded his target!!----------------This book is als…
Frightening Joke: Above the Mist
by Unfeeling Scholar
Bai Yanliang, male, 23 years old, unmarried.Condition improving, good personality shaping, has met the discharge criteria.Today, discharged.
For My King
by Matli_Unicorn
What would you do if you met a mysterious charming stranger, but could never fully see his face?That was the very predicament Cloud Belmont found himself in. It was unusual to find the spark one had been searching for, for so many years on Palace Grounds, but somehow they had found each other. Although this mysterious man knows everything about Cloud. Cloud has not even seen the face of the person he spends endless amounts of hours with. Follow Cloud’s journey on finding out who the man is and h…
Remarried For Revenge
by Fallen_meteor
“Revenge!” That was the only thing on her mind when her husband cheated on her with her step-sister.Evangeline Midnight Star vowed to take revenge on her husband and her sister after her husband threw her away like a broken toy that was not needed anymore. But for that, she had to be strong again. She had to bare her claws and fight until she was strong enough to protect herself.And for that, she was ready to deal with the devil. Damien Alancaster, the devil of the empire, the beast of the north…
Single for Eternity
by Fallen_Void
[Planned to be rewritten next year!]Congratulations! You’ve died tragically... by dog bite. Now welcome to Aetherion — a magical world where immortality is handed out like candy… but only if you get married.Too bad Einar, our socially allergic, relationship-phobic MC, would rather chug poison than hold hands.Waking up in the obese body of a trash-tier noble with the personality of a rotting potato, Einar discovers he’s got:1. A talking book with abandonment issues,2. A flirty system obsessed wit…
Fighting For Eternity
by Sabin_Subedi_Fei
Check out: Crazy Monk Also Dual Cultivates?Check out: Sword Devil Also Dual Cultivates?Life is full of dangers in this world, only the strong have the right to raise their voice. A world filled with countless creatures, fighting for a single thing. How can a boy who walked out of the lowest region fight in such a hegemon with a sealed dantian? He who vows to kill the heavens learns about his true enemy, prepares the strongest War legion, and conquers the Universe. He holds the system, condenses …
V for Virgin
by Lycaon Voss
When Theodore and his fiancée Roy were inspecting the border, a conspiracy pushed them into a trap in an enemy country.In a damp and cold underground interrogation room, Roy was brutally stripped of her dignity by the enemy's crown prince Elrian — the golden-haired tyrant known as the "Lion of the Empire."She was bound before a glass window, forced to endure aggressive humiliation under the calm yet cold gaze of her fiancé...
Recipe For Disaster
by Jenival_Enyia
A damaged playboy, a beautiful lady on a deadly mission and a desperate waitress. Find out what happens when the three are entangled in a never-ending drama. ********************************Years after successfully surviving a childhood he was forced to endure, Charles couldn't be more damaged than he already was. All he wanted was his walls to remain as unbreakable and impenetrable as he made them.But then he met Annabelle. She was smart, beautiful, ri…
Marriage for Sex
by Sk.dreamer
Her family needed money.His family wanted a child.He wanted Sex. What about her? Did anyone ask what does she want? or at least if is she ready to handle this life? The journey of an innocent girl who was thrown inside a world, she never asked to be in, but little did she know that it was the first step for the discovery of love, friendship, betrayal, and mostly who she really is. If you want to know more, take a seat and let me tell you her story.
All For Power
by Jeffery D Idoko
After ninety-five years of experiencing the mundane life of a mortal, A'lravee woke up from his grave five years later to find out that things were way more complicated than what he thought them to be and that the last hundred years was just a short period his parents invested into raising him, a young god.Faced with his not-so-new reality, he quickly realizes that he has to drop some of his way of thinking if he wants to have a comfortable life within this vast universe.From planet-busting spac…
Crimson Elephant
by Asmod3us
I can honestly say I've never been to a 'White Elephant'. I've heard they're fun, though."One time I got a fancy dress!""I got a bracelet!""I got a book.""I got a rock."Well, most people tell me they're fun. I started to become curious. So, when I was invited to one by my strange, but good friend, I accepted immediately. It was fun at first, but it quickly became dark. Too dark, too quickly.I do hope you enjoy this string of short stories. They tie in together, and are dark. Enter at your own ri…
Anything For You
by Phoenix
Emerald Azure, an aloof werewolf, Alpha of CRESCENT MOON pack who is not blessed with a Destined Mate by Moon Goddess happens to cross his ways with Scarlet Lozenge, a normal human girl only to get surprised learning her true identity and falling for her deeply, even after cutting the knots of deadly Blood pact and enjoys his love life after centuries, but things take a different turn with the entry of Dankein Cosh, king of Dream-Catchers who happens to be entangled with both Scarlet and Emerald…
JOKES ON YOU
by namelessfriend
HELEN IS A BAD GIRL OR MABYE THE WROST .SHE KILLED THE FATHER OF THE MOST KIND GIRL OF THE SCHOOL.YET THE KIND GIRL SHOW LOVES TO HER BUT HELEN FAR WAY FROM THAT KINDNESS MAYBE SOMEDAY SHE WILL CHANGE WHO KNOWS CAUSE IT HER FREAKING BUSINESS NOT MINE.....
The Elephant Gate
by CMShuk
Kevin Hunter writes young adult fiction based on imaginary friends from his childhood. But what if they are more than just a by-product of his brain tumor and subsequent surgery?As the wall between the two worlds thins, he finds himself trapped in a complex situation. Can he choose? - A childhood world with kings and princesses and the ability to talk to elephants. - An adult world with a growing attraction to a woman and a life he has made his own.NOTE: PART TWO OF THE STORY WILL BE CREATED NOV…
Last For You
by Emy_Richard
Last For You Volume 1-Valery Katkins & Ken WiliamSaat orang terdekat dan dunia seakan melupakan keberadaanya dan takdir seakan menggantikan perannya dengan orang lain dikehidupan nyata selama 15 tahun,membuat hati seorang Valery Katkins ditutupi oleh kebencian,tidak ada seorang pun di dunia ini yang bisa dipercaya,hingga pertemuannya dengan Ken William seseorang dari masa lalunya yang membuat Valery harus kehilangan keluarga dan masa depannya.Akankah Valery memainkan perannya demi membalas denda…