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Affinity:Chaos
by Springs_Halo
"Grey, elemental affinity, zero" The Elder announced the result loudly On hearing this, it was like a bolt of lightning struck Grey, he stood there dumbfounded and just stared at the Elder. Shocked voices could be heard from the people and there was some which were also filled with scorn. Grey stood dazed amidst all the noises without any reactions. One word was constantly reverberating in his head, 'How?'. 'Why, why did this happen to me?' Grey asked himself over and over again ****************…
Fallen General's Omega (BL)
by Sofie_Vert01
I watch him, his green eyes brimming with concern as he gently massages my scarred leg. The sensation is both soothing and a stark reminder of my own inadequacy. The once-feared Crimson General, a symbol of power and invincibility, is now nothing but a frail shadow of his former self. I’ve been abandoned, left to decay in this forsaken place, my family and comrades long forgotten. Darkness had become my only solace, and I had resigned myself to it.Then he arrived, a beacon of light in my endless…
Reborn as the Business Empress
by Lilac in May
After three lifetimes, two failed romances.Xiao Yao felt like a tragic specimen of failed love.Ten years prior to her rebirth and time travel, everything reset to the starting point. She wouldn't believe in love again. She swore to protect her family well, to grasp every moment to build her influence and wealth.Therefore, she worked hard, very hard, to apply the teachings of her master.From then on, she reviewed the past to see the future, determined life and death with steadfast certainty, neve…
After the Divorce, I Could Hear the Voice of the Future
by The Valley in the Forest
After his divorce, Lu Liang suddenly felt as if he was already half-buried now, after all, he could hear the sound of a revolving lantern, a sign of impending death.But then, he discovered that the noise was actually messages from the future, leading to a dramatic turn in his life....Living in the secular world, we are all ordinary people.Being ordinary isn't too bad; greedy for wealth, lustful, dark-hearted, selfish...[Not a single female lead, enter at your own discretion]
Unserious Beast Tamer
by Book shortage forced to write a book
Good news: I've time traveled, and I have a system.Bad news: This system is far from serious!Xu Ran watched his pet beasts, which trembled and made bizarre noises after being given a washing and protection, became disoriented and howled all night after being fed, and behaved more and more oddly after training. He fell into deep thought.How was he supposed to explain to these pet beasts' Beast Masters that he was indeed a serious person?!
Amara - Reunion
by RedSonia
A college senior goes on a vacation to Italy with her classmates and her world flips upside down when she dies and wakes up as an immortal.Seraphina can't go back to London where everyone thinks she is dead, yet her existence is not common among immortals either. She is the first of her kind and many would kill to find out how her adopted father managed to grant her eternal life.Join Seraphina in her journey of finding out who she became as she drifts between accepting her new fantastic reality …
The Supreme Satanic System
by The_handsome_fatty
This is the tale of the time when mighty dragons and legendary phoenixes ruled the world. Under the shadow of such powerful beings, the feeble humans lived lives worse than slaves.1560 BC, JerusalemThe darker-than-ink night sky was torn asunder by the tongues of purple lightning. The nocturnal macabre was augmented even further by a priestess that was busy performing a forbidden ceremony. Around her were six innocent kids that watched the priestess in silence as she performed her ritual with a c…
TO kill a Fart
by ButtFarts
this is the Tale of a Boy who wants to never have embarrassing farts again
Brain Fart
by SmallFries
Scenes that will never make it in normal stories. Irregular Updates.*Used to be a deleted story
Football System: Touchline God
by La_Sleek007
Eric Maddox, a 70-year-old American retired football coach once hailed for his tactical brilliance, now forgotten by time—closes his eyes for what he believes is a normal nap in his quiet Florida retirement home.But when he opens them, he's not staring at ceiling tiles, instead, he's on a touchline.Wearing boots in the rain.With players running on the pitch, fans jeering behind barriers, and the smell of cheap turf pellets in the air."What the hell is this?"He’s twenty-five again, but it’s not E…
The Fart Collector
by Joriana_Gavino
Within the darkness is a pureth and innocent, having covenant with the devil not to abuse but to protect the weak. The greediness covered under the silk robe made of gold, twisting the role of good and evil. The demon is now at the pedestal, stepped on the back of the submissive fool. Human are now become the animal in the wilderness hunted by predator.
Love at First Fart
by Cliff_Queen
A love story between Careless Whisper and Farty McSniffer.Lots of cliffhangers...Updates not stable.Read at your own risk.Cover not mine.
Farting In Houston
by Khendia
Elizabeth Heaton, a bored CIA analyst, finally gets some career excitement when she’s sent to Houston to help catch and turn a Chinese spy working for a low-level defense contractor. She finds love on the job but her love life gets entangled with her assignment, leaving Elizabeth stuck in the middle.
The Blade-Wielding Legend
by Zhang Laoxi
In an era brimming with noise, where danger and opportunity coexist, the practice of martial arts, various folk customs, strange tales, taboos, imperial courts, and the world of martial artists abound. Among these are the grandmasters, magical duels, ghostly encounters, divinations, invoking the divine, ritual plays, esoteric Buddhism, and the pursuit of immortality. In this diverse and complex world, where the three teachings intermingle and all kinds of people abound, the sphere of mysticism i…
I Only Care For Evil Duke's Child
by I_am_Creator
“So what if he is his child, he does not belong to me!” These were the words of Anastasia all her life until she faced her doom.Anastasia, a young and naive woman, thought that duke Garrison was the most handsome and skilled man in the empire and married him. But she had no idea that traps and betrayals were waiting for her in the palace.Soon she was entangled in an embezzlement case and then her step son died saving her whom she had never paid attention to, and the blame comes to her. she cried…
Coffee Shop Background noises
by One_Step_In
In the crook and cranny near a university and a well known residential area lies a cafe. Its seemingly ordinary appearance allows many to over look it, but those who seem to need it most find haven in it's doors.In most cases many of it's customers find love, connections and friendship. Journey with us as we look into the brief lives of customers and even workers as they find what they least expect but need most.