funniest two sentence horror stories
My House of Horrors
by I Fix Air-Conditioner
The hearse with the weird odor slowed to a stop before the entrance. The sound of pebbles could be heard bouncing on the ceiling. There were footsteps coming from the corridor, and there seemed to be someone sawing next door. The door knob to the room rattled slightly, and the faucet in the bathroom kept dripping even though it had been screwed shut. There was a rubber ball that rolled on its own underneath the bed. Wet footsteps started to surface one after another on the floor. At 3 am, Chen G…
Damn, I Awakened With A Horror System!
by Master_OfDao
A sudden and unprecedented event occurred and took place on Earth.A fissure instantly appeared in the clear blue sky, revealing a void devoid of any light beyond, instantly covering the whole planet, leaving no Life, no Hell, and no Paradise behind...Hence the start of a new chaos and a great beginning of life devoid of any hope began.In this apocalypse and lawless world without any limits set upon its beings, a silent dark wisp took form.A wisp that was bound to become the Horror of All was bor…
My Horror System {I reincarnated OP with a Horror System}
by AuthorEriElegbede
Dropped.Dropped.In a world where technology and all humanity had built dilapidated by a mysterious abyss. Supernatural forces reign as humans awaken with incredible powers and face off against mutated creatures. Eri discovers he's a Vampire with a Horror System, thrusting him into a dangerous new reality. As Eri navigates this treacherous world, he must master his abilities and confront dark forces threatening humanity's very existence. Join Eri on an epic adventure filled with magic, mystery, a…
Two Sentence Horror Stories
by BenjiG
A series of two sentence horror stories all written by BenjiG. You can also see these on Reddit under Abared
Master Of Horrors
by Ordki_Hozei
-Read my new book Nightmare Mythos!![WSA 2024]‘This is the end of my Horrors,’A timeless proverb handed down through generations A mantra for the departing, a solace for the soul,A conclusion for their nightmarish days. …Following the catastrophic event known as the Cursed Era, Earth descended into a dystopian apocalyptic age where humanity grappled with the aftermath. The once-familiar territories became contested grounds as ‘Horrors’, otherworldly creatures, claimed what was once belong to hum…
Recipe for Two
by Tia Fielding
Wyatt Abbot is 19. On the outside, he lives the perfect life. He has a loving family, he’s wealthy, and he has just been given the opportunity to travel to Paris and train under one of the world’s best pastry chefs. But underneath all that, Wyatt is struggling. He’s battling anxiety, he’s scared of the future, and he’s struggling to come to terms with the fact that he’s genderfluid.<br><br>Izzy Kostas is 28, and on parole. When he gets a job at Abbot Organic Produce, it’s a chance for a new star…
Her Smile His Sentence
by Raivin_Holmes
She smiled as the world burned. He watched, bound by duty and the weight of justice.Selene Blackwell, 24, the youngest inmate to be thrown into Redboiler Prison — a maximum-security prison where only the worst of monsters are kept.They called her a psychopath.But Chief Caelum Rothwell sees something else.Beneath her cunning grin and mocking eyes, he finds a story buried in blood and fire — and something far more dangerous: a reason.Trained in rules, discipline, and the cold hands of military law…
A Collection of One Sentence Horror Stories
by JessicaNicole
Very short horror stories that will send a chills down your spine.
Reincarnated as a Supernatural Horror Entity
by Alkrishna
Jack, a content creator for mystery, horror, and conspiracy stories, died. As he was recording a horror content. And then, he was reborn... as a supernatural entity, as a formless ghost. He acquired the system-panel like ability to get stronger. He could earn new supernatural traits. And even gained new incarnations later. But, the process was still unknown and unexplainable for him.But, that was not just the problem... Another problem... He was not reborn on his original Earth. He was reborn in…
Short Horror Stories
by Monichii
"Here you can find short horror stories."Imagination is a weird thing, even for the shadows we see in our room. Maybe they want to tell us something, but we never can be sure about the shadows that are lurking in the room.Is it real or just fiction?
Transformed into Cosmic Horror in a Universe
by NeoGodOfDreams
‘The moment I faced its enormous eye, an unbearable headache struck me. Just by facing it, the amount of information exceeded what my brain could handle.’Excerpt from ‘Things I Encountered in Space’ by Terra race space adventurer ‘Con Arche’.…No, I was just looking out of curiosity…?- This book belongs to 딸기홍차.- I'm just translating it and posting it on Webnovels.- This book does not belong to me.- I'll try to post regularly but I'm currently in graduate school and we're coming to a really impor…
Awakened Horror: Evolution Wonderland
by Dreamylad
[Warning: Mature Content]"He's deemed as the villain… but what if his actions were just misunderstood?"__________[Rabble band of outcasts!]Calm witch~ "I've got a dissociative personality disorder, but I can separate them as individual entities!"Mischievous warrior~ "I've got a high level of potential, I'm a man from hell after all."Bored trickster~ "I've got many stunts up my sleeves, I can make you moan and bleed at the same time!"Me~ "I'm just an honest FBI trainee."________In the spirited un…
I Became A God In A Horror Game
by SAU
After losing his job Bai Liu became involved with an unstoppable horror live streaming game full of various monsters and players with killer intent.Initially, everyone thought Bai Liu was just an ordinary person who strayed into the game.Later, they realized it was this game that welcomed its god with victory and a laurel crown saying, “Welcome home.”
My Death Sentence
by TheLostBoy
Ravaged and desolate, the Old World perished beneath the polluted sky. Radiation and infestation plagued the Earth all while a mere fraction of the human population remained. Of that rapidly diminishing population, a man approaching his thirties found himself entangled with Earth's current "War Lords" -- a pathetic bunch of insecure men who dominate what remains of the blue planet. Thrown into one of the prisons, Cain is ruthlessly prodded and experimented on. Subjected to radiation, gene alterc…
One Sentence
by Goodness Shadrach
Aria woke up one day to realize that a serial killer is in town. Oh no, not just a serial killer, but the killer seemed to target only her family members and friends. Not knowing what could be happening, she found herself fighting to stay alive.But what is her mistake? Why chase after her?She came to understand that a simple sentence she made casually brought her, her dooms day.How can she be a survival when the killer has come to kill and destroy?Publisher：i&i Publisher
Put in the World With the Funniest System
by Stuckers
"You aren't telling me that you want me to tell jokes. The most powerful people in this world are the jesters? No. This is ridiculous. Send me back, right now. What? Why are you laughing? I am not joking. Quit laughing, damn it." His laugh fuels my rage, as well as my newfound power. I punch him as hard as I can in the face. When I pull my fist away... his face is covered in clown makeup. I hate this world.
Two Reincarnated
by Twelv_mac
Estaria, the Goddess of creation and eradication. The daughter of the God of destruction and the Goddess of life. Her father has been dead ever since she was born, and her mother disappeared without leaving a trace. In desperate times, as she grew old, she decided to bring her father back to life. But she had no idea where her father was. So, with nothing else to use, she thought of just recreating him through reincarnation. But the reincarnation process needed a woman whose body was strong enou…