funny death threats
The Archangel of Death
by Bad_Wolf_7811
Warning! Addiction ahead.[Change in synopsis is in points below]******There are many things that I hate to the point of loathing.But what I hate most about this scenario is a hero who screws up.I mean sure, he can do whatever he wants. But all I'm asking is not to be naïve.This is a story about how I got transmigrated into the world of a novel, about how I tolerated the naïve MC whose actions were no better than a four years old even though he had regressed.And how I, the side character, or a sm…
Paragon of Death
by 3_Sins_Studios
Life from birth has been nothing but hell. I lost my parents to some stupid aristocrats whom they offended. Executed for no good reason.My relatives abandoned me and pushed me aside. They feared for their lives and left me and my sister to starve and wander the streets alone!No, this is worse than hell!I watched my sister die of starvation. Her lips were dry and her feet bloody. Her nails were broken and her fingers riddled with cuts. She struggled in my hands and after a few seconds of struggle…
Death Scripture
by Cold Glamor
Born into a wealthy family, Gu Shenwei was spoiled and carefree. However, at the age of 14, his entire family were brutally murdered, and he was caught by some bandits who sold him into slavery. As a slave boy, he entered Golden Roc Fort by chance and found the man who had slaughtered his family. He endured insults and worked hard to improve his kung fu while working as a slave boy. He learned from and plotted against his enemy under the enemy’s nose. He became increasingly ambitious as he becam…
Tired of Death
by Neil_H
ZOMBIES!! Undead monsters or simply misunderstood?Follow the exploits of a group of dead and half dead, as they rampage across the realm, looking for their enslaver!Horror! Gore! Action! Humour! Romance! Adventure! Almost none of these things are present. But why take my word for it? See for yourself! First hit's free! ;)
THE MESSENGER OF DEATH
by the_fallen
Alexander a young assassin gets summoned into another galaxy. A Galaxy full of cultivators, a Galaxy full of mysteries, demons and mythical beasts. A Galaxy with bloodlines that contains Unimaginable powers.Alex was bestowed special bloodlines by his summoners. But he didn't want it, he felt that his only purpose in life was to destroy those that caused him grief, pain and suffering.Now that he had been summoned to a new Galaxy with no way back, He felt depressed and dejected.With new powers and…
Kaleidoscope of Death
by littleHua
It started off peculiarly; first, his domestic cat refused to let him cuddle it.Lin Qiushi soon found that a sense of disharmony and incongruity began to pervade everything around him.Then, one odd day, he pushed open a door, and he discovered that the hallway he was familiar with turned into a boundless corridor.At both ends of this corridor were twelve, identical iron gates.he pushed one of the doorsThus, the story begins.Disclaimer: The content presented here is not authored by me. I kindly r…
Master Of Death
by Zerosky
Lin Hamill was an ordinary boy born in an extraordinary family. Burdened by the pressure and expectations that he failed to accomplish, he moved to an apartment to escape his family.He had no talent.He had no expectations.That was what he had thought until he met The Man Upstairs, who assigned him a mission.He was chosen and sent to an alternate Reality where magic existed among the masses.Similar to his original counterpart, the Lin from the Magical World also had no talent in magic.But this ti…
Death Ascension
by Tiene_Lass
[WPC#202 Bronze prize winner]“If I become a Seraph, they can’t possibly send me back to hell, right?”Mikael Lee was dead.Just when he thought he could finally rest in peace after living in misery, he was condemned to an eternity in hell.But he refused to accept his fate!He escaped to Phantas, a world of magic and monsters, and received the Ascension system.Determined to achieve redemption, Mikael vowed to do good deeds.Together with his partner, the two souls who shared one body sought to purge …
The End of The Death
by Staryinthesky
Kematian itu ditentang oleh Yuuto seorang pria berambut dan bermata hitam itu. Karena ia masih ingin hidup. Sayang keadaannya saat itu sudah menjadi roh dan hidup di alam lain. Hatinya memberontak, memprotes kematian tersebut, sehingga berulang kali rohnya mencoba masuk ke dalam raganya kembali, namun tidak pernah berhasil. Bahkan ia sempat menangis pada saat jenazahnya dimasukkan ke liang kubur, lalu ditimbun dengan tanah dan jadilah sebuah makam yang tidak dikehendaki. Pada saat menjadi roh, i…
Angel of Death
by David_Tieku
Other men, lesser men, measure power in terms of money or political influence or sexual conquests. But I have seen what true power is, and it is not found in checkbooks, voting booths, or bedrooms. No, true power is the power of life and death.Every time I end a life, I end a universe. Yes, a whole universe. The private cosmos that had been their world. The earth, sun, and stars, human history, culture, and art....all of it had existed, for them, only in their mind. Now they're dead, and, for th…
Death To The Mafia
by MrXwriter
Ricky Tomachino was drawn into the gangster life from a young age. He did favors for some of the big guys, no questions asked. He just wanted to be excepted into the Mafia's family. His dad was from Sicily, but his mother was French. Because of that fact, they would never let his family fully join the Mafia family. His dad worked as a driver for Pete Angelio, the Head of the Angelio Crime Family. He died in a hit and Ricky's life started spinning out of control. By the age of twelve he was in an…
The Miracle of Death
by Park_Keyza
Si kembar di bunuh oleh Putra Mahkota yang membenci kehadiran mereka, karena kehadiran mereka membuat Putra Mahkota kehilangan kasih sayang Kaisar. Tapi si kembar berhasil kembali dalam keadaan hidup. Bahkan mereka berdua memiliki sihir yang menjadi legenda Kekaisaran. Padahal mereka dulunya tidak memiliki sihir sama sekali tapi berkat seorang wanita yang mengaku dirinya sebagai Dewi membuat mereka bisa hidup dengan sihir terkuat dengan syarat mereka harus membantu sang Dewi. Mereka berniat bala…
Waltz with Death
by ThreyaMidnight
"So this is what they mean when they say your life flashes before your eyes when you die."Betrayed. Battered. Broken. Evangeline Vermillion has had enough of her pathetic life. She was young—only in her early 20s—and she had planned to end it all by setting herself on fire. That was how she met Death—cold, dark, tall, and...handsome? Huh. Who knew the Grim Reaper could look like that? He takes her hand and guides her through the In-Between, the sacred realm between the Land of the Living and the…
Harbingers Of Death
by Blak_cherry
Harbingers Of Death is a fantasy isekai-based novel. Max Addison, a teenager utterly obsessed with gaming is gifted the fast popularity-gaining VRMMORPG, Harbingers Of Death on his 17th birthday. This simple gift caused a great change in his life on the night of his birthday as he enters into a whole new world where he has to conquer magical beasts, demons, powerful ability users, and even players like himself. Finding out the game is not all it seems, he sets to become the last man standing to …
Funny Chats
by dtjiappdev1999
This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.
The Looming Death
by DamnedChicken
"RUN! AS FAR AWAY AS YOU CAN!"The man shouted at his companions, warning them about the gut-wrenching feeling he had, after seeing the golden-masked man up close. For the first time in his life, he felt such an overwhelming feeling of hopelessness. The feeling of 'The Looming Death'."Why?"One of them asked, visibly shocked by his comrade's outrage."HE IS COMING! 'NOTHING' IS COMIN-"But, before the man could have finished his sentence. His mouth disintegrated into thin air, slowly followed by the…
FUNNY STORIES
by GCComFounder99
This novel is an always ongoing novel containing funny stories. One chapter represents one story. New funny stories will be added here over time. So, stay tuned!Notes: All stories and characters in this novel here are fictional! This novel is just for fun!
FUNNY CONVERSATIONS
by ccappdev2020
This novel contains funny conversations between fictional people. They are written to entertain all of you. One chapter represents one conversation in this novel.
Funny Ghost
by Sisca_sisi
Mengisahkan tentang seorang pelajar SMA yang indigo bernama Gery, berawal ketika Gery dan teman - teman sekolahnya pergi study tour ke sebuah bangunan bekas keraton pada abad ke 17. Disana Gery bertemu dengan arwah Tjokro Adi Kusumo, seorang mahapati kerajaan yang tewas terbunuh saat perang melawan penjajah dari negri Belanda. Dengan dendam yang begitu besar, Mahapati Tjokro Adi Kusumo meminta bantuan Gery untuk hidup kembali demi membalaskan dendamnya pada keturunan Jendral Stephen Van De Rulls…