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Naming Technique of the Night

Naming Technique of the Night

by The Speaking Pork Trotter

4.67

In the neon of blue and purple, under the thick steel sky, at the forefront of this surge of data, lies the world post-tech revolution.It's also the dividing line between reality and illusion.Steel and flesh, past and future.In this place, the world outside and inside coexist. Everything in front of us feels like a wall of time within reach.The darkness is slowly creeping in.But hey, my friend, you gotta know, we can't just counter darkness with softness.Gotta use fire.

The wolf without a name

The wolf without a name

by A.K.Knight

4.42

Being born from rape and taking her mother life from birth. They detested her; treated her badly and gave her no name. Wanting nothing to do with her.Girl, they called her, for eighteen years; until it had become the only name she knew for herself.When her family who should have taken care of her. Find themselves in a big financial debt. The only hope in getting themselves out of the terrible mess they had created was to send her, to their pack leader house to work in repaying their debt.Hating …

Alpha, Say My Name

Alpha, Say My Name

by carmyko

(not enough ratings)

He was the feral Alpha King buried beneath the mountain. She was the cursed girl they offered to him as sacrifice to end the famine plaguing their lands.Ruvan, the first Alpha. Imprisoned, driven to utter madness, and starved of power.Solenne, the packless she-wolf rumored to be cursed and bring misfortune to all who cross paths with her.With the power of cursed speech, she is able to kill and bend the world to her will with only one word. To avoid hurting others, she hasn't spoken a single syll…

My Name Is...

My Name Is...

by Tengu_San

4.3

A surge of magical energy coursed through him, a roaring torrent that found its way into his palm as he voiced his incantation with unrestrained determination: "Firebolt!"A luminescent heptagram materialized from his outstretched hand, hovering before him, gathering the surrounding energy to manifest a grand sphere of roaring flames. It hummed with potential, awaiting his command to assault the malevolent creature looming before him.The creature, a beast with wolf-like features, bore menacing re…

Address Me With  Your Name

Address Me With Your Name

by Young Master Ru Xue

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[The pampering story has ended] For a hundred million, he bought her."From today onward, you're mine, in body and soul." The man held her, declaring dominantly like an emperor.......Lucas Walker: Xiaoye, you are the rib that God took out of me.Xiaoye: I spit, it is you who is the rib, your whole family is the rib.Baby A: Mommy, is a rib the same as a spare rib?Baby B: I like sweet and sour flavor.

My Name Is Sabrina (Cursed By Love)

My Name Is Sabrina (Cursed By Love)

by Purplebride

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"Those who prepare for death do not die"The scene in the lobby of Tyme Magazine was intense. Sabrina could feel the eyes on her as she found herself in the embarrassing moment with the CEO, Vincent Maraj.Just when she prepared herself to apologise, she heard him say."Next time, if you have any questions about me, come and ask me yourself."Sabrina's breath was caught up and her face became red.Vincent looked at Sabrina's cute face and let out a chuckle before walking away.She would never have gue…

A Devil Named Devotion

A Devil Named Devotion

by Culmination

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When the most powerful mage in the world suddenly dies and leaves his inheritance spread across his journal pages, a mad dash to collect them erupts on the continent. One small issue: just before his death, that mage hid his journal pages in various locations, unknown to all. A young man, unconcerned with it all, suddenly has his life changed forever when he stumbles upon one of these pages and unlocks a power within himself he never knew he had.

Whispers Beyond The Desk

Whispers Beyond The Desk

by Rumi_Wynters

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Takashi Arata is the golden boy of his high school—handsome, brilliant, admired by peers and teachers alike. But behind the perfect mask lies a deep loneliness, a quiet yearning for something real in a world of expectations and superficial praise. That world shifts when Mizuki Ayane, a calm and mysterious university student, steps into his classroom as the new part-time homeroom teacher.At twenty-two, Mizuki is focused on finishing her degree and staying professional in her role. But Takashi’s q…

What’s in a Name?

What’s in a Name?

by Pat Henshaw

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On his thirtieth birthday, barista Jimmy Patterson decides to get rip-roaring drunk after his roommate-boyfriend abandons him at a bar in the tiny California foothills town of Stone Acres where they have relocated from San Francisco. Jimmy is immediately rescued by the burly owner of Stonewall Saloon, who has had his eye on Jimmy since the first time he came in months before.<br><br>Jimmy’s fine with being saved but wants to know the bartender’s real name since the guy has worn name tags with an…

Desk

Desk

by DaoistoGb4i4

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Her name is Alice

Her name is Alice

by Lykoris

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Alice Ruby was a Princess who resides in Wonderland peacefully, a wonderland is a place for in-born magicians and witches. Her everyday life is normal until her mother decided to make her marry a Prince that lives in east-faction in their kingdom because of the Power and Rank, although Alice doesn't want to get married off. She can't do anything but one of her Faerie friends suggested that if she doesn't want to get married, then the only solution for it is to go where the Wicked-Magician is.Ali…

funny funny fyi

funny funny fyi

by Jakshi_max

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Front desk letters

Front desk letters

by Whisperre

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A compelling and ravishing love story collection of LGBTQ+ short stories that invites you to explore the diverse and new experiences. Although there are few of them smoking hot but some are soft-Love stories. "Mature Content And NO Rape", Totally fictional Short-Stories Series1)Front Desk Letters.2) Pride and Perceptions. These stories are not only windows into unique journeys but also reflections of universal desires for love, acceptance, and belonging. Together, we hope to contribute to a wor…

Desk affair

Desk affair

by Divine_Matick

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Desk Chat

Desk Chat

by Sanjit_Raut

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Starting with a desk chat, rather a weird chat. He wrote two words on a desk 'Hi...' just for no reason while feeling bored.But he got replied by someone unknown.A girl according to the reply.But how much does it hold its truth?He may be pranked, he might be told an untruth.But he seems to be rather optimistic. Will, he can find the truth? Even if he believed the unknown to be a girl, will he get to meet her? It triggered something unknown in his life.The story doesn't end here, he is drowned in…

Funny Chats

Funny Chats

by dtjiappdev1999

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This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

dude desk

dude desk

by TasDingo

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this is for my self

In the Name of Love

In the Name of Love

by Edward Kendrick

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Ryan is a young artist hoping to make a name for himself. When he meets a man who offers to help him advance his career, he accepts. His career takes off when Merrick arranges two shows for Ryan at a local gallery. Ryan is elated, especially when their relationship becomes more personal. What he doesn’t expect is to end up being abused, physically and emotionally, as Merrick tightens his control over the younger artist.<br><br>After a vicious beating, Ryan manages to escape, naked except for a b…

Beneath His Desk

Beneath His Desk

by Aditi_Aryan_6157

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He’s her boss. Her obsession. Her undoing.And he wants her… bound, broken, and his.When innocent and soft-spoken Aanya Verma becomes the personal assistant to Riaan Khurana — a dominant, cold-hearted CEO known for his ruthless business acumen — she expects to handle schedules and coffee orders, not late-night commands and silk restraints.Behind the glass walls of his empire, Riaan hides a hunger — one that craves control, obedience… and her.He doesn’t believe in love. He believes in power.And Aa…

FUNNY STORIES

FUNNY STORIES

by GCComFounder99

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This novel is an always ongoing novel containing funny stories. One chapter represents one story. New funny stories will be added here over time. So, stay tuned!Notes: All stories and characters in this novel here are fictional! This novel is just for fun!