funny maturity quotes
Mafia King's Possession
by Eaagles_wings
[MATURE]"You belong to only me, Forever Mine"It was a great mistake for Prudence to have agreed to attend a high-status party at her friend's place. Maybe the bigger mistake was agreeing to that dance, or maybe that wine she threw on one of His men. But he did not care about his gang member. His red eyes shone with desire. The desire to make this girl his. The possession of her very soul. [The story is set in the 1890s][Mature content warning]——-The cover credits belong to the respective owner, …
Leanna
by MiuNovels
COMPLETED [Mature Content]My life has no meaning.I'm forty years old, a middle age woman. Some say I have a fulfilling life, an architect with a high salary, a one-bedroom condo unit and a face that, although not the most beautiful, certainly warrants a second look.The only thing people criticize about me is the emptiness of my ring finger. I'm not married and don't have a family of my own. I don't feel anything about it. I don't need a man in my life, and I hate kids.The only thing I regretted …
The Accidental Bride
by Chhavi Gupta
She goes to a wedding but ends up being the bride...Priya, a sweet beautiful girl, has a huge crush on Rahul in spite of the fact that he always ignored her... She still has eyes only for him. Her heart gets shattered into a thousand pieces when she gets to know that Rahul is getting married to his girlfriend... The events turn around and she has to marry him to save his family's name. Join their journey to see how the cute, funny and romantic incidents bring them together.
Wish: The Mortal Bride Of The Vampire King
by Peridot_writes
A golden grave. A cursed tarot card in flames. The nauseating sex sound of her best friend with her boyfriend. A spiraling mental state and poverty at its cruelest…What could possibly top that kind of madness?A fate she never asked for—becoming the mortal bride of the Vampire King.☆Wish had always tried to be strong, but life kept knocking her down. Then she found a strange, lonely grave that changed everything.At first, she thought she was cursed. But then came him—the devastatingly charming, f…
Reincarnated In A World of Silly Women
by TheLastMan
Do deities play practical jokes on mortals? My new life in a new world is gratifying, so far, but I can't help but wonder why. There are no men and these women are ridiculous.One all-female race after another, in this part of the world, at least. Amazons, Elves, and Fairies; each with strange quirks and bizarre personalities. I keep collecting more of them as I try to carve out a place for myself in this world.Author's Notes:I intend this to be a lighthearted comedy, as well as a fun and intrigu…
Runaway Groom : A Bride's Tale
by Jenny
"The entire wealthy circle in Seattle knew how much Stella Carlson loved Aaron Malone. People watched the childhood sweethearts grow from inexperience to maturity, finally getting married in a grand wedding ceremony.On the day of the wedding, despite the alliance between the Carlson and Malone families, the groom ran away. Stella knew that Aaron had rushed to L.A. to take care of his ex-girlfriend, who had attempted suicide.Unwilling to become the laughingstock of all Seattle, she gritted her te…
I am the Queen
by MiuNovels
COMPLETED [Mature Content]Evangeline has it all, the looks, the money, the men. She was unstoppable and took anything and everything she wanted with a smile on her face. The men adore her and the women yearned her friendship in secret even the most jealous of hearts.But will everything change at the appearance of a poor, part-timer, nerdy man?----Read my other works:Realm Wars (ML)Genre: Epic Fantasy, Action, Adventure, Mature, R18, Romance, RPGelements, GAMEelements, OPmc Angels, Demons, Sprite…
The Carnation Goddess
by Avidfan
Note that this story carried some strong maturity warning. No NTR, No Yuri. Just a different way of writing a Dual Cultivation Story. I want to write a comedy cultivation story too:XSeveral thousands of years ago, the Grand Sage Saint is the most powerful cultivator in Fenghua Great Continent and he has created the Carnation Goddess Painting in which portrayed the 7 Saintesses in various compromising lewd poses. From this Carnation Goddess Painting, he is going to select only 1 Saintess to be th…
The Legend of Fuyao
by World Convergence
While excavating tombs, an archaeologist, the “red-haired witch,” causes too great a disturbance, becoming a martyr as a result of the grave chamber’s collapse. Seventeen years later, she finds herself transmigrated into the Five Regions Continent as the delinquent, Meng Fuyao, who struggles to survive in the lowest rungs of society. As a tsundere, crafty, loyal, vengeful, bold, and sharp-tongued woman, she has a unique charm that draws people around her.Follow the funny Fuyao as she defies fate…
The eve of maturity
by voiceless1
"My dear, keep this in your left hand so that you won't forget. You're leaving this house to a place where neither your father nor I will be there to correct you, it's now left for you to amend your wrongs.""Yes mum, I've heard all that you have said and I promise to be a good girl for the family,""it's not the family... it's for you. Your future has now started, it's left for you to decide.. hmmm, my daughter, don't disappoint me," Mum's words are too much and she's getting nervous, her eyes ar…
innocence with maturity
by Dips_Mal
Child marriage can leave it's impact for whole life on girls mind and soul. But if she have a matured partner and supporting family can her innocence be maintain? Or this will leave more negative impact on her?
My Maturity
by Ukuro
Raine is a half Japanese-British single 24 year old man, working for an IT Consultant Company in Tokyo, Japan. Working aimlessly, he remembers his old life as a middle aged student, a worked-up shy kid who wanted a girlfriend. But as an immature kid, he blew his chances on a girl, Miyo whom turned him down. Years later, pensive and with regret, a new chapter opens unexpectedly upon his future.
I Am Not A Detective
by Seabed Walker
A smart and handsome young man unexpectedly travels through Hokkaido and meets a calm and intelligent black long straight detective girl. In this world where the Japanese police are known as the "salaried barrel group," they work together to cleverly reason and solve countless suspenseful problems... Of course, this is impossible. What is actually being said here is that a young boy was struck by lightning and crossed Hokkaido. By chance, he unexpectedly met a foolish detective girl who was know…
Only For You
by Bellamerce
"Do you believe in destiny? I think i am looking at mine."*All Alaia Crowe ever wanted in life was for her family to be happy and to not have to worry about money all the time. But because of her blindness, there was not so much she could do to help. So when an opportunity to 'fix' things comes along, though unsure of what she is getting into, she agrees to marry her father's billionaire boss. Anything for her family. After all, it's only for a year. But soon after, she realises nothing is ever…
My Ghostly Romance
by Poisonlily
(MATURE CONTENT) *Strictly NO RAPE*This is a story between a mischievous ghost whose main objective in life is to seduce a cold and enigmatic detective.
Twists of life
by Loctovia
[COMPLETED!!][WARNING: Mature content 18+] WPC #277Amanda had always viewed her best friend, Eddy, as a little more than the friends they were. She had dropped subtle hints to him all the time and he had seemed to be on board with her. The day Eddy invited her out on a date, she was over the moon but did she get more than she bargained for? or did she just join the statics of the saying that 'love makes us blind'.Had she really been that blind? or were the signs always visible?Kelvin lived life …
Funny Chats
by dtjiappdev1999
This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.
Adam Rising
by aonly9470
Adam is just a human, and even worse, a man.In the far future, the known universe has been conquered and colonised, and no one can escape the grip of the master race of Vanid, nor their matriarchal cult of the Goddess. By all accounts, Adam should have died in some God-forsaken slave camp before he could reach maturity. But the fateful acts of another before him changed his destiny forever, making him a free man. As resistance blooms closer to the heart of the Empire than anyone could have guess…