hilarious knock knock jokes for adults
The Humble Family's Daughter Has A Spatial Pocket!
by Knocking Brush
(1v1, pure and sweet) Xiliang's Prince Residence.With a tiger-like energy and at just 5 years old, Little Prince Xiao Moxi saw his mother dash off to the fields again, and his steamed bun-like face scrunched up in frustration.Looking grievously at his father beside him, he complained with an air of worldly wisdom, "Father, how did you fall for my mother, who likes to run off all the time?"Xiao Yeyang gave his precociously mature son a sidelong glance, then pretended to ponder the question.Indeed…
Frightening Joke: Above the Mist
by Unfeeling Scholar
Bai Yanliang, male, 23 years old, unmarried.Condition improving, good personality shaping, has met the discharge criteria.Today, discharged.
La fille de la famille Humble possède une poche spatiale !
by Knocking Brush
(1v1, pur et doux) Résidence du Prince de Xiliang.Avec une énergie de tigre et à seulement 5 ans, le Petit Prince Xiao Moxi a vu sa mère repartir vers les champs, et son visage rond comme un petit pain s'est crispé de frustration.Regardant son père à côté de lui avec affliction, il se plaignit avec une air de sagesse mondaine, "Père, comment as-tu pu tomber amoureux de ma mère, qui aime toujours partir?"Xiao Yeyang jeta un coup d'œil oblique à son fils précocement mature, puis feignit de réfléch…
¡La Hija de la Familia Humble Tiene un Bolsillo Espacial!
by Knocking Brush
—Padre, ¿cómo te enamoraste de mi madre, que siempre se está escapando? —preguntó con aire de sabiduría mundana.Xiao Yeyang lanzó una mirada de soslayo a su hijo precozmente maduro, luego fingió reflexionar sobre la pregunta.De hecho, ¿por qué se había enamorado de esa mujer?Después de un largo silencio...—¿Quién sabe? ¡Quizás me atrapé la cabeza en una puerta!Compartiendo una mirada de mutua compasión, padre e hijo expulsaron un suspiro de desamparo al unísono.¿Qué haces cuando estás atascado c…
A Filha da Família Humble Tem um Bolso Espacial!
by Knocking Brush
(1v1, puro e doce) Residência do Príncipe de Xiliang.Com uma energia de tigre e com apenas 5 anos de idade, o Pequeno Príncipe Xiao Moxi viu sua mãe correr para os campos novamente, e seu rosto redondo e fofo se contraiu em frustração.Olhando com tristeza para seu pai ao lado dele, ele reclamou com um ar de sabedoria precoce, "Pai, como você se apaixonou por minha mãe, que gosta de sair correndo o tempo todo?"Xiao Yeyang lançou um olhar de esguelha para seu filho precocemente maduro, depois fing…
Knock! Knock!
by ShinichiLaaaabs
Knock! Knock!The third knock didn't make a sound. Before the Grim Reaper makes another knock, the door opened and an annoyed lady stood in front of him. Her yellow dress shows so much brightness and disposition, unfortunately his presence and three knocks mean one thing.Death."Geez, it's 2 in the morning and I'm sleepy as hell whoever you are make sure it's urgent! What can I do for you?" she asked as their eyes met. When her eyes turned to his body, she deadpanned. "Man, what's with the black h…
knock knock - who is there?
by smirkingcat
this is a story of a innocent and sweet girl of 17years old girl EVA. she is a cheerful and bright student.....but after her father 's death , one day suddenly there was a knock at the door...... #knock## knock #she opened the door and there was a tall and handsome man at40 standing front of her. his eyes were same as her deep green. EVA: who are you sir??MAN: I am Mr. xi luxian, I am your father. ?EVA: ???????sorry sir. but I think today is not Aprilful day. ?after some days later another kno…
Putri Keluarga Humble Punya Kantong Spasial!
by Knocking Brush
(1v1, murni dan manis) Residensi Pangeran Xiliang.Dengan energi seperti harimau dan baru berusia 5 tahun, Pangeran Kecil Xiao Moxi melihat ibunya berlari ke perkebunan lagi, dan wajahnya yang seperti baozi mengerut karena frustrasi.Sambil memandang ayahnya di sampingnya dengan duka, dia mengeluh dengan nada seolah-olah sangat berpengalaman, "Ayah, bagaimana kamu bisa jatuh hati kepada ibuku, yang suka kabur terus-terusan?"Xiao Yeyang memberikan tatapan menyamping kepada anaknya yang matang sebel…
Die Tochter der bescheidenen Familie hat eine räumliche Tasche!
by Knocking Brush
(1v1, rein und süß) Xiliangs Prinzenresidenz.Mit tigerartiger Energie und im Alter von nur 5 Jahren sah der kleine Prinz Xiao Moxi, wie seine Mutter wieder zu den Feldern davoneilte, und sein dampfbrötchenartiges Gesicht verzog sich vor Frustration.Er schaute betrübt zu seinem Vater neben ihm und beklagte sich mit einem Anflug von Weltweisheit: "Vater, wie konntest du dich in meine Mutter verlieben, die ständig weglaufen will?"Xiao Yeyang warf seinem frühreifen Sohn einen Seitenblick zu und tat …
A KNOCK
by Gospel_Vibes
It wasn't even a knock knock game, it was a simple knock that led to it all. They wish not to have opened or at least wished they weren't home to open the door. Sadly they did and now all that remains are unanswered questions and the fright. Boo!! You shouldn't be frightening for fright is already frightening by their story. It is all because of a knock on the door however, who knocked and why?
KNOCK
by merinfinite
After being forced by her bestfriend, office-worker Caroline was jammed in a live-concert of a rockband "Knock" which Felicity, her besrfriend, is an avid fan of.Being uninterested to the live, she decided to put ignorance to it, not minding the squealing crowd around her but what she did is a mistake.The crowd's attention are pointed towards her and she saw a man proclaiming himself to be hers.That guy is-- the same man she turned down 4 years ago.
Knock, Knock:BEASTARS FANFIC
by Givean_HooH
[BEASTARS FANFIC]Yao Boqin is a cat working as a waiter at Knock, Knock. He's only doing it to earn a few fish. As in, food. He lives next door to a crocodile, Gun Sang-won. And under him is a poodle, Johnathan Deleon. His landlord, a horrible pig Liling Yi. She seems to be targeting Yao for nothing. His rent goes up any time she's frustrated. She makes life unbearable for him, she's so annoying yelling at him all the time.Luckily, a sweet bunny he works with makes his day. Fu Meixiu is a waitre…
Knock
by MidnightAmare
What seems to be a simple life of four human beings turned upside down after the past knocked on one's door. Leonna a scholar student likes to live life as planned, and that's what's up, Life did not approve her plan. As she digs up a disturbing story from her friend's past she accidentally hit rock bottom and that's where things get twisted.
Knock!
by DaoistY5NPvi
Except for the rain that’s been crashing for hours and the house-shuddering wind that howls through the darkness outside, it’s an ordinary evening at your house. Then comes a knock on the door. You’re not expecting anyone. You look through the peephole, but the condensation from the wet night air has fogged it to uselessness. So you simply open the door and… (prompt)
Knock knock.... Am love
by Nirni
In our day to day life, when we are too busy valuing work and giving time to a virtual world, since we are not being pampered, being loved, being taken into consideration, kind of feeling, this book tries to bring out the little joys of life on a daily basis to show, love is everywhere. We need to open our eyes and feel by the heart. Rest all is history