jokes about little johnny
The Mightiest Little Peasant
by Watermelon Alien
Tang Hao was an honest man making an honest living, but despite all his honesty and kindness, life often looked the other way. Even when he stood up for a man in the streets, he ended up being beaten to a pulp and the man he stood up for? He disappeared. That left Tang Hao with nothing to prove and a hefty medical bill blowing through his savings. However, while he lay unconscious in the hospital, he could feel a warmth coming from the jade pendent he wore as it began to feed him with a trove of…
Frightening Joke: Above the Mist
by Unfeeling Scholar
Bai Yanliang, male, 23 years old, unmarried.Condition improving, good personality shaping, has met the discharge criteria.Today, discharged.
My Little Sunshine
by dumdum007
[COMPLETED]Adam Levinson was the CEO of a big corporation which dealt in a number of different businesses. Behind the rushing and flourishing business, was his hard work. But his life was monotonous, without any kind of enjoyment. He spent his days handling meetings and the usual office work.That was all he did.He never got to understand the true meaning of how to live his life… until a girl stumbled into his life, turning his world upside down.Stella Martin, a girl who applied to be his assista…
The Little Princess of the Underworld
by COL+Duo Mi Da Ren
The reigning member of the Huo family, the number one family in the Hua Country, adopted a little milky bun who was peculiar yet adorable. Sleeping soundly during the day and full of energy at night!Everyone wondered if this little one was a reincarnated night owl.Zaizai from the Underworld replied, "I'm just adjusting to the time difference. After all, residents of the Underworld are active during the night!"The foster father said, "My child sleeps whenever they want to!"The inheritor of the sp…
Bookworm Little
by Cendrillon1996
Some people have a good life, some people have a great childhood, well some people have a roof on top of their head. But not me, I lived in my car, worked in the local library, I was no one, add to that being a little doesn’t really help my case. It was all going to hell, until I met them, I’ve met her first, then her husband and they wanted me, homeless, bookworm and all. This our story, our adventures, and our love. Contains ddlg and mdlg, you’ve been warned. Apologies for any misspelling and …
HIS LITTLE BRIDE
by MARGIE
All it took was a promise, a promise to help him and do everything in her power to assist him when he needed it. A poor soul with not a single asset to her name; for the man she unconditionally fell in love with at first sight, she made a promise, a promise that landed her in a pit. A pit that he painstakingly dug for her and a pit into which she willingly fell.
My Little Designer
by Cendrillon1996
Louis is a little, she’s a shy little thing that goes to a local High school, she doesn’t have many friends, except for the online ones. She met someone special on her seventeenth B-day. Rebbeca is a clothes designer and owner of her own company, she’s a mommy with no little until she met someone in the most unexpected ways. Will their relation be anything in real life like it was online?This is an MDLG story, there isn’t much of them so here’s an extra one.Apologies for any misspelling and gram…
All About Sex
by yuyun
Percintaan dengan sebuah hubungan yang menyimpan berbagai rahasia. Rahasia gelap yang bersembunyi dengan apik, terbongkar karena keadaan yang memaksa. Dihadirkan dengan rasa yang sejatinya tidak tercipta. Sebuah rasa yang terpendam sekian lama. Hanya keadaan yang akan menuntun semua, entah kebahagiaan atau penderitaan.
His Little Boy
by Louise Baston
"I think... I think I was so in love with the idea of saving myself that I didn't realize I was letting myself drown. ""And now?""And now you're my lifeboat."It was only meant to be a favour. Only meant to be for a few weeks. Yet when Stryker Odello finds himself a Daddy for a scarred little boy, he finds the darkness that swamped his life cracking and splits of light shining through.High functioning alcoholic at best, meeting the needs of the little proved more challenging than he first anticip…
A Game About Dominating Worlds
by eprins
Dmitry disappeared for five years after an event that went down in gaming history as "The Great Scythe," where thousands of pro players were fired and even more retired, all within a single month.Now, Dmitry returns to the gaming scene in secret, ready to make his grand comeback in a new game being launched. This game, harnessing the full power of virtual reality, challenges players to dominate entire worlds."Welcome to Altair, where everyone is a god"Main Tags: Action, Adventure, mmorpg…
The Little Of Oz
by Louise Baston
"I think I finally get it.""Get what?" There was something about the look in his eyes, the confidence, the surety, that had me swallowing hard."You." And as he smiled, it was almost smug. "I get you, Oz. You're a little, Aren't you?"If only I had known at the time just how much those few little words were going to change my life.
Be a Little Wife
by Pelantun_Senja
Haisha Hasnia Putri, gadis muda berusia 18 tahun yang memiliki wajah polos dan ceria. Sejak kematian ayahnya, Haisha harus bertahan hidup dengan menjadi pekerja di sebuah mini market, gaji yang sangat pas itu harus cukup untuk makan dan membayar biaya pengobatan ibunya yang koma. Suatu hari tanpa ia duga, keluarga mantan majikan orang tuanya datang melamar. "Menikah dengan Mas Fahri?" Haisha membulatkan matanya. Fahri Yudistira, anak tunggal sekaligus pewaris utama kerajaan bisnis Yudistira …
All About Sex
by yuyun
Percintaan dengan sebuah hubungan yang menyimpan berbagai rahasia. Rahasia gelap yang bersembunyi dengan apik, terbongkar karena keadaan yang memaksa. Dihadirkan dengan rasa yang sejatinya tidak tercipta. Sebuah rasa yang terpendam sekian lama. Hanya keadaan yang akan menuntun semua, entah kebahagiaan atau penderitaan.
The truth about us
by Ariel_x
With characters entangled in the web of secrets, vengeance, uncertainties and mistaken identities...Rhea and Claire vowed never to love. Growing up in a household of shitty fathers, they believed all men are scum. But what happens when two men surfaced and changed their thoughts and beliefs?While so many unbelievable secrets unfold and identities revealed... Would love scale through?
The Little Of Oz Series
by Louise Baston
"I think I finally get it.""Get what?" There was something about the look in his eyes, the confidence, the surety, that had me swallowing hard."You." And as he smiled, it was almost smug. "I get you, Oz. You're a little, Aren't you?"If only I had known at the time just how much those few little words were going to change my life.
About Love and Ambition
by D_Poetry
Which one should you choose? Love, or ambition?Because the two cannot go hand in hand.
All About Love
by Desiree Holt
Author:USA Today best-selling and award-winning author Desiree Holt writes everything from romantic suspense and paranormal to erotic. and has been referred to by USA Today as the Nora Roberts of erotic romance, and is a winner of the EPIC E-Book Award, the Holt Medallion and a Romantic Times Reviewers Choice nominee. She has been featured on CBS Sunday Morning and in The Village Voice, The Daily Beast, USA Today, The (London) Daily Mail, The New Delhi Times and numerous other national and inter…
About Is Love
by luluunafisah
cover by @tiadesign_Season 1!Calandra Lyn, anak seorang konglomerat yang memilih jalan hidup sederhana. Hidup bersama pengasuh kecilnya dulu, membuat identitas Caca hanyalah dikenal sebagai anak penjual pecel. Selain terkenal menjadi seorang biro jodoh yang handal, Caca terkenal dengan kegigihannya mengejar Xavier. Laki-laki paling terkenal di sekolah yang di tempatinya yang sayangnya tidak menyukai Caca.Xavier yang dingin dan cuek, bertemu dengan sosok Caca yang cerewet dan periang. Xavier yang…
Something About Trevor
by Drew Hunt
Paul Harrison is completely straight. His house will not flood again. And gay men don’t play cricket. Eventually Paul will find out just how incorrect these preconceived notions are.<br><br>When the river overflows its banks, Paul is forced to find temporary accommodation. The only practical suggestion comes from Trevor, an out and proud work colleague. Despite Paul’s hesitancy regarding Trevor’s offer of hospitality, he accepts and soon grows to admire Trevor, his humanity, his determination, a…
JOKES ON YOU
by namelessfriend
HELEN IS A BAD GIRL OR MABYE THE WROST .SHE KILLED THE FATHER OF THE MOST KIND GIRL OF THE SCHOOL.YET THE KIND GIRL SHOW LOVES TO HER BUT HELEN FAR WAY FROM THAT KINDNESS MAYBE SOMEDAY SHE WILL CHANGE WHO KNOWS CAUSE IT HER FREAKING BUSINESS NOT MINE.....