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Bro, I'm not an Undead!
by Shade_Arjuun
Everyday was the same for Skullius.An Undead minion of the lowest order like him, didn’t have to find a grand purpose… other than mining mana gems for his Lich master, of course.His peers thought so. They lacked ambition. To be fair, so did he.But there was just that something that kept nagging at him. A spark that no other skeleton seemed to have.Other than being the sassy bullshitter obsessed with mana that he was, why did Skullius vaguely remember being something other than a Moronic Undead d…
My Descendant Begged Me To Help Him Just After I Became A God
by Let me laugh
Jiang Changsheng was reincarnated as the crown prince of the Jing Kingdom. However, he was switched at birth and was sent to grow up in a temple. He was raised as a Taoist.The change in his fate was devastating. Fortunately, he was able to awaken the Survival System and gained the power to not die from aging. Every time he survived a dangerous event, he could receive rewards.His senior brother almost killed him by accident. He was lucky enough to survive that and was rewarded with the Divine Sha…
You‘re Just My Ex-Husband,My Lord
by c_l_dd
Before they got married, Laurent already knew that Dave Washington had another woman in his heart, yet she still chose to marry him because Dave had always been the one she loved. She loved Dave, but his heart belonged to another woman. It was said that this woman loved another man, who happened to be Dave's illegitimate half-brother. Laurent believed that having a child would secure their shaky marriage.Until one day, the woman Dave loved finally told him, "Actually, the person I love is you."L…
Hunter's world survival for the lazy- In just four steps
by Sofie_Vert01
Step 1: Find yourself an overpowered Awakener. Not just any Awakener, mind you; aim for the one who takes down bosses solo, preferably with a scowl. They’re the ticket to your hassle-free existence.Step 2: Power up your Awakener. Feed them, encourage them, and let them do all the XP grinding. The stronger they are, the safer you’ll be.Step 3: Marry the Awakener. Lock it down, officially. With this, your safety is practically guaranteed.Step 4: Relax and let the Awakener handle the world’s chaos.…
Put Out My Fire
by LiLhyz
(COMPLETED) Amanda was getting too hot, literally, and only the master of water could cool her down. Unfortunately, he was missing in action. ****Amanda was the master of fire. After five years of carrying out her responsibility, she was an accomplished fighter, but soon her strength became unmanageable and only the master of water can tame her flames. Sadly, he was nowhere to be found. Why? It was a mystery altogether.****"I want someone to talk to," Amanda said before taking a deep breath. "I …
Flash Marriage: My Wife is Just Too Domineering
by Daneyt
"Hnnng."A woman's first moan was always a good sign.Even if she tries to suppress it, it can't be suppressed, so she lets out a breath.As she moaned, his wife's head fell back. The yukatas were randomly strewn above the sheets.A wisteria petal was stuck to the back of her neck. He stretched down and bit the flower petal. The petal and skin both crumbled between his teeth. The sweet taste spread in his mouth like an aphrodisiac."Haa..."Xiao's hand gripped her abandoned yukata. He had already teas…
My Family in the Novel?
by MCPG
Not only did I end up transmigrating into the world of a novel I never finished reading, I ended up possessing the annoying 3rd rate villain who's going to die in a few months thanks to the munchkin protagonist of this goddamn novel.How troublesome But hey at least my Family is with me?Discord Link Join me"https://discord.gg/EHbVTpxr2R
Put Away Your Divine Techniques Now!
by Dancing
【Children, remember this. Among the fortunes of heaven and earth, three parts are the essence of literature, seven parts are martial, and one part determines the fate of the realm!】【...10...3+7+1... Hey? Ancestor, something seems off?】
Deities Are All Just My Food
by Missing You Washing Red Beans
Thirty years ago,A meteor fell, revealing God's ruins! A God stepped out from it and started to feed on humans.From that day forth, humanity became the prey of the God,All except for me!Because I feed on God.
Putting Half My House In Your Name
by Ye Fei Ye
The runaway Chen Enci, upon first meeting Qin Jie, mistook him for the landlord: "Renting your room and bed!"Chen Enci, who moved into Qin Jie's house, woke up hungry in the middle of the night and knocked on Qin Jie's door: "Renting pots and pans!"A month later, Chen Enci saw Qin Jie bring home a pretty lady. He lingered at the front door before banging on Qin Jie's door: "Renting bathroom, facial cleanser, and shower gel!"Half a year later, Chen Enci, drunk, leaned into Qin Jie’s arms under th…
My Bro Transmigrated
by White-Bearded Xu Timo
I am Li Yao, I am really anxious right now. I just received a message from my bro who has passed on. Although she’s a girl who I got along with very well and she is charismatic, I am still anxious about what that needs to be anxious about. Afterwards, my bro told me that she transmigrated and even became a mage...I know, I might be striking rich soon.……Li Yao: “What happened to being an eye pleasing angel? Why are you still a dark devil?! I want a refund, I tell you!” Lin Xiaowei: “Get lost!”Li…
My System Just Exploded, And You Ask Me to Become a God?
by NewandMoe
[Congratulations, Host! You have transmigrated to a magical world.]Good![Congratulations, Host! You have received a transmigration gift: SSS-tier identity—Prince of Ilan!]Very Good![Congratulations, Host! You have received a transmigration gift: SSS-tier Gift—Marty Bloodline!][Level-up Speed ×10, All Spell Power ×10]Very Very Good![Generating Bloodline…][0%... 5%... 35%... 42%...]Can’t wait any longer~~~[Warning! Warning! Warning!][World backlash detected! System is about to collapse!][Host, ple…
Reincarnated As Mystic Tortoise: I Put All My Points In Defense
by Naruto One Piece
# BEAST # TORTOISEEveryone was suddenly transformed into animals overnight.Chen Gui returned to the night before that happened.After experiencing a lot of things, he knew that the first thing he should focus on was survival.That was why he decided to start ahead of everyone else.He headed to the Nothern Ocean and chose to become the immortal and ageless Mystic Tortoise.As he was afraid of dying, he spent all his points on defense.It rewarded him with the skills Tortoise Breath, Tortoise Shell, a…
I Just Inherited My Grandfather's Female Disciples
by CastlePanda
After Liu Ming's grandfather mysteriously vanished, he inherits the Sacred Cloud School, once a prominent sect on the Yuande Continent. Now in decline, it falls upon Liu Ming to restore its former glory. Alongside the sect, his grandfather entrusted him with several female disciples:[Su Yan] the ice-cold beauty who mentors Liu Ming on becoming a worthy patriarch. [Xiu Meixiang] a pure-hearted junior sister that idolizes him.[Yu Lan] a tall and sexy beauty who is known for her laid-back and caref…
The Universe is Innately Just
by LividEdge
Every coin has two faces. Goodness is balanced by evil. Any concept has a counterpart. New Casablanca was the same. A fantastic city full of science and progress, yet such a dark side so dirty no one dares even talking about it. This is the hometown of a young man, Fell Pluck. Unfortunately, it was decided by the gods that he should be born in the slums of the city, the core, where you had to fight every day in the hope of living another one. "Choose your path, change your destiny, show your mi…
The Succubus in my Bed
by Veedolly
[Mature Content R18]"At first I thought something was trying to possess my body, but it seems this body was never mine to begin with"._____________________After a fatal car accident, Diane wakes up in a body that doesn't seem to be hers regardless of how identical it seems to others.The body often disobeys her orders and she finds her heart cold towards those she once loved. Overtime, a familiar stranger keeps visiting her dreams to sleep with her but the visits soon begin to get too constant wh…
No Magic,No Tech,No problem,Just My System's Power
by Leon_Life_or_Death
My name is Arlo Templeton. Just a guy trying to live a life where I can forget my past.In a world where mages wield magic to showcase their power and advanced technology commands Cybers robots, hovering cars, and Ray Guns to reign supreme, I am an outsider. It feels like I’ve stopped moving forward while time relentlessly marches on.Hope is a word that can propel us forward or leave us lying down. But in this chaos, hope alone cannot grant someone peace. We need something greater to confront our…
From Trash Bag, To Cash Bag
by Zuxian
Achiel was considered a trash bag. He was worthless, looked down upon, and derided. Adding fuel to the fire, his wife cheated on him, then framed him for being the cheat. His last hope was lost in Auroville. When he thought his life couldn't get any worse, a twist turned. A LAVISH SYSTEM. It's time for some fun.
JUST FRIEND?
by Om_Rengginnang
JADWAL UPDATE: Seminggu sekali...Fuyu kabur dari rumah. Dia kecewa dengan sang ayah yang berubah menjadi seorang gay setelah ibunya meninggalkan mereka. Dia pun pindah ke sebuah kosan dan bertemu Aki. Mereka lalu menjadi teman.Teman sekosan.Teman hidup.Dan teman tidur......eh?Benarkah mereka hanya teman?