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Catgirls And Dungeons
by BlueberyTempest
I was on my way home with my friend when suddenly, I spotted a beautiful catgirl cosplayer with white hair. But something felt off. I couldn’t recall seeing her in any anime, manga, or games I had ever come across.Confused, I asked my friend standing next to me. To my shock, my friend’s response sent chills down my spine:"Huh? What catgirl? What are you talking about?"Suddenly, a truck came barreling toward the girl. Without thinking, I rushed to save her. In the end, both of us were hit by the …
Mage And Wolf
by Aoki_Aku
What is a Lycan to do when the world begins to end around her? Exactly as she pleases, turning life after the apocalypse into an adventure to make the world a more fun place. At least for her.When portals open to other worlds, an influx of mana crashes the grid and the monsters and cultivation techniques of fantasy novels become her new reality, she can either embrace change and stand atop the world as a hero or die in obscurity.It had been almost a month since the first portals opened, since ma…
Vows and Bullets
by Macy_Bae
Comic adaptation is now on Webtoon and Tapas!________________Agent Selene and Agent Helios had always been at each other’s throats, competing as the top agent for the secret organization “Mythos.” But that competition would have to stop as they were suddenly called to cooperate for the hardest mission there ever was.“Agents, both of you have been chosen to work together and go undercover to infiltrate the biggest, most dangerous, and longest-running syndicate there is—Kraken….”“Sounds fun. What …
Heaven Slaying Blade
by Sharp Knife
In this lawless realm of martial arts, I unsheathe my sword and ascend, its blade cutting through the emptiness, devoid of guilt or remorse. In a world where no being adheres to the Dao, I execute judgment with the sharp edge of my blade. Beneath the icy scrutiny of the starlit sky, I brandish my sword with disdain.The journey to the Great Dao is fraught with challenges, but with a single stroke of my sword, I carve a path, standing supreme and unparalleled!
Hate and Obsession
by Aurora_Ayaka
BOOK 1 : HATEIn front of Alexa who couldn't remember anything, a man who claimed to be her husband appeared. The man gave Alexa everything, except the opportunity to go out without the surveillance of the person he chose.“Why are you with him?! He's the one who killed your husband!”Alexa's life wasn't bad, until she met someone who told her that the husband she knew was a cold-blooded killer, and he was willing to do anything just to make sure Alexa was always by his side.With her loss memories,…
Summoned and Unwanted
by VisualKoFey
Vincent lost his parents at a young age to an unknown infection that mysteriously spread in a large city which was holding a massive worldwide event. He survives but he becomes mutated by the infection. In the end, he blamed himself for his parents' deaths because he was the one who insisted on visiting the event.Years later, Vincent meets with an infected survivor named Kevin, who helped him heal his heart. However, not all stories have a happy ending. Unfortunately, Kevin would pass away ten y…
Poetry And Blood
by Golden_Essence
////\\\\\\\Disclaimer!!!All Rights Reserved. Golden_EssenceCopyright 2024Before you start reading this book....THIS BOOK CONTAINS EXTREMELY EXPLICIT SEXUAL CONTENT OF THE MOST GRAPHIC NATURE. I'm a degenerate, so this book was made for degenerates. If you fancy a romantic relationship between two females, then read at your own discretion. The book is pretty much depraved, with a dark tone, but sexy, trust me.If you are underage or unwilling to experience depictions of Yuri, hardcore sex, fetish …
She and He and Him Box Set
by Shawna Jeanne
In these steamy erotic romances, strong and sassy women know what they like in bed, and find themselves given the chance of a lifetime when they take on two men at once between the sheets. This book gathers together four of Shawna Jeanne’s best-selling MMF bisexual ménage stories in one red hot collection.<br><br>Contains the stories:<br><br><strong>For Pete’s Sake</strong>: Sheila has always known her husband Pete is bisexual -- his attraction to guys is part of what attracts her to him in the …
Innocent Fork (Dinner Fork)
by saLem_Xt
The way looks simple and awesome to view, all the greenies are so attractive But it's a WRONG TURN.
Justice And Desire
by Jenival_Enyia
(18+)Forbidden fruits are the sweetest to devour.When two opposite sides collide due to an undeniable, off-the-charts attraction, the collision is the only devastation you can expect with certainty. For LA Detective James Gunner, meeting Vanessa Bologna the notorious Italian-American mob boss's daughter can only be sealed with one resulting impact... DISASTER. She is the daughter of a notorious mafia boss. He is the cop with a huge sign around his neck saying "forbidden in every goddamn way." He…
Fork Road
by JustAStupidGuy
Hudson struggles to become the person he was before he lost his mother and his first love moved on. His friends are always there for him but are they enough? Or is there someone new who can re-ignite his passion for living?
aku, kamu, and sex
by Rindu_Ughi
bagaiman perasaanmu jika tau calon suami mu adalah seorang gay?? lanjut menikah dengannya?? atau mundur saja??dan bagaimana perasaanmu jika kau sudah berusaha keras supaya perempuan yang tidak kau sukai pergi dari hidupmu tapi malah tetap bertahan walau segala cara sudah kau lakukan agar perempuan itu menyerah?? namun kamu malah jatuh cinta, bagaimana kamu akan menghadapinya?dan bagaimana perasaanmu jika kau jatuh cinta dengan istri dari pasangan gay mu dan juga sekaligus adik angkatmu sendiri? …
Limitless
by Sharp Knife
The eagle soars through the sky; the fish leaps over the dragon's gate; the bear roars and the tiger growls; all things in the world have a spirit. At the ends of Earth, the poles and magnetic field re-align; the world changes. The world that we were so used to, is no longer.When myths turn to reality; when legends are no longer enigmatic, the world is now limitless.
A Knife in the Dark
by Corey McCullough
Author:Corey McCullough is an independent copy editor, proofreader, ghostwriter, and author. He lives in western Pennsylvania with his amazing wife Vanessa and their two beautiful daughters. His favorite pastimes are reading, writing, playing video games, spending time with his best friend (Vanessa), and, most of all, being a dad.Night lasts for days on the planet Jannix, and when the sun goes down over a city brimming with corruption and organized crime, no one can be certain they will see anot…
Chris and Hazel
by Priyanka_cess
When it came to handling life, Hazel was a PRO!But...well there's ALWAYS A BUT!When it comes to a certain topic, she was CLUELESS! And the topic was Chris! Christopher Finch, her new BOSS!Nah! This isn't one of the boss-secretary love stories....this one's DIFFERENT!--------------------------------------------------------Six years ago, he was her college senior!He turned down her proposal in their college cafeteria.Six years later, he's back as her new boss!All thes…