mcdonalds jokes
Getting $10 Trillion Out Of Nowhere
by Silent Wind
Connor McDonald delivered food as his part-time job. One day, he had to deliver food to a hotel infamous for being a sex hotel. When the room door opened, he couldn't believe his eyes. His girlfriend was half-naked, cuddling with a rich kid from their class."Well, now that you've found out, I guess it's time that you know," the rich kid scoffed. "Your girlfriend is dating me now."Connor, give up on me. You're an orphan and have no money. Even if you deliver food for the rest of your life, there'…
Obteniendo $10 Billones De La Nada
by Silent Wind
Connor McDonald trabajaba a tiempo parcial repartiendo comida. Un día, tuvo que llevar comida a un hotel tristemente célebre por ser un hotel sexual. Cuando la puerta de la habitación se abrió, no pudo creer sus ojos. Su novia estaba medio desnuda, abrazada a un niño rico de su clase. —Bueno, ahora que lo has descubierto, supongo que es hora de que lo sepas —se burló el niño rico—. Tu novia está saliendo conmigo ahora. —Connor, olvídate de mí. Eres huérfano y no tienes dinero. Incluso si reparte…
Mendapatkan $10 Triliun Dari Entah Darimana
by Silent Wind
Connor McDonald bekerja mengantar makanan sebagai pekerjaan paruh waktu. Suatu hari, ia harus mengantar makanan ke hotel yang terkenal karena hotel seks. Ketika pintu kamar terbuka, ia tidak bisa mempercayai matanya. Pacarnya hanya mengenakan pakaian setengah telanjang, berpelukan dengan anak orang kaya dari kelas mereka. "Nah, sekarang kamu sudah tahu, sepertinya saatnya kamu tahu," ejek anak kaya itu. "Pacarmu sekarang berkencan dengan saya. "Connor, lepaskan aku. Kamu ini anak yatim dan tidak…
Obtendo $10 Trilhões Do Nada
by Silent Wind
Connor McDonald trabalhava com entrega de comida como seu trabalho de meio período. Um dia, ele teve que entregar comida em um hotel famoso por ser um hotel de encontros amorosos. Quando a porta do quarto se abriu, ele não pôde acreditar em seus olhos. Sua namorada estava seminua, abraçada a um garoto rico de sua classe. "Bem, agora que você descobriu, acho que é hora de saber", zombou o garoto rico. "Sua namorada está namorando comigo agora." "Connor, desista de mim. Você é órfão e não tem dinh…
10 Billionen Dollar aus dem Nichts holen
by Silent Wind
Connor McDonald lieferte in seinem Nebenjob Lebensmittel aus. Eines Tages musste er Essen in ein Hotel liefern, das als Sex-Hotel berüchtigt war. Als sich die Zimmertür öffnete, traute er seinen Augen nicht. Seine Freundin war halbnackt und kuschelte mit einem reichen Jungen aus ihrer Klasse. "Nun, da du es herausgefunden hast, ist es wohl an der Zeit, dass du es erfährst", spottete der reiche Junge. "Deine Freundin ist jetzt mit mir zusammen. "Connor, gib mich auf. Du bist ein Waisenkind und ha…
Obtenir 10 Trillions de Nulle Part
by Silent Wind
Connor McDonald livrait de la nourriture pour son travail à temps partiel.Un jour, il a dû livrer de la nourriture à un hôtel tristement célèbre pour être un hôtel de passe. Lorsque la porte de la chambre s'est ouverte, il n'en croyait pas ses yeux. Sa petite amie était à moitié dénudée, se blottissant contre un enfant riche de leur classe."Eh bien, maintenant que tu l'as découvert, je suppose qu'il est temps que tu le saches", a déclaré l'enfant riche avec dédain. "Ta petite amie sort avec moi …
Isekai Absolute Copy and Online Shopping
by wintermist1994
"Whaa--- I can order Mcdonalds in isekai ?!! With this i can still eat junkfood without problem in the middle of the jungle mwahahahahah! what is dry meat ?! i dont need it !!"Alex the only one otherworlder begin his journey in sword and magic world with hamburger in his hands....patreon.com/wintermistYou can see the Illustration on my Patreon (It's new)the character illust and everything will be uploaded there (now its just a world map as well as continent map there XD)
Miriam Mcdonald
by DaoistQ3PI5y
Love Triumphs Over All is a captivating journey into the lives of Miriam and Davies, two individuals brought together by fate in a bustling city. As a passionate painter and a pragmatic financial analyst, they embody contrasting worlds that collide in the most unexpected way. Their initial encounter sparks an unbreakable bond, and despite facing daunting odds, their love only deepens. Set against a backdrop of vibrant city life, this story showcases how their affection defies societal norms and …
Pagkuha ng $10 Trilyon Mula sa Wala
by Silent Wind
Si Connor McDonald ay naghahatid ng pagkain bilang kanyang part-time na trabaho.Isang araw, kailangan niyang maghatid ng pagkain sa isang hotel na kilala bilang sex hotel. Nang bumukas ang pinto ng kwarto, hindi siya makapaniwala sa kanyang nakita. Ang kanyang girlfriend ay halos hubad, nakayakap sa isang mayamang estudyante mula sa kanilang klase."Well, ngayong nalaman mo na, siguro oras na para malaman mo," pangungutya ng mayamang estudyante. "Ang girlfriend mo ay nakikipag-date na sa akin nga…
Mann of My Dreams Book 5: Complications
by Tinnean
In 2002, Mark Vincent, onetime senior special agent, ran into John, a troubled little boy, at a local McDonald’s. Concerned, although it wasn’t his business, he gave the kid his business card and left.<br><br>Three years later, Mark is director of his department at the WBIS and married to Quinton Mann, the former CIA spook who now writes spy novels. They’ve settled into a life of quiet domesticity and are even considering adopting a cat.<br><br>All this changes when John, now using another name,…
Login Rewards at a Post Apocalyptic World
by Heavy Fist Eats Chicken
After transmigrating over, Bick had activated a login system in a post-apocalyptic world.There was a variety of rewards whenever he logged in every day.Food: from McDonald’s set meals to gourmet food cooked by Michelin star chefs.Weapons: From bolt-action rifles to Star Destroyers that rampage through the stars.But those were just the basic rewards.Enigmatic creatures such as beautiful vampiric ladies and golden dragon mounts could be obtained through logins too!Most importantly, consecutive log…
My 10x Modern Money System
by MAXandMILLS
Miles Bennett, a 19-year-old pizza delivery boy, happened to deliver a custom-made love pizza on Valentine's Day to a regal home. Little did he know, his girlfriend Hanna would open the door with an elderly man gripping her waist lovingly."You are such worthless trash, Miles!"Heartbroken, a screen flashed before this young man.[You are now the host of the 10x Modern Money System][Starting with $10,000,000,000][10× multiplier on income][10× rebate on expenses][Ding!][First Mission Assigned!][Deta…
The Billionaire Sex Slave
by Matthew_dorcas
Ella come from abusive home where the father is both violence and gambler while the mother drink alcohol almost 24 hours without getting tired. She is left to cater for herself till the time she clock 18 years old.One day her father sold her to brute man to payoff his long term loans, she have to married untill the father can payback the debt.She felt her life come to a standstill and all her dream destroyed and swore to make her assumed husband lived in hell till he set her free....McDonald is …
9 Fractures
by Nikole McDonald Jones
From the Author & Artist on Patreon | StudioNiniComes A Dark Time-Twisted Epic Love Story told in poetic prose. Art from the book available on PatreonHalycind didn't know the love of her life would be her rediscovered best friend from childhood. She also didn't know their love would be tested even unto death.Follow along with magic using head-hunters from a far-off world as they travel together unraveling the weaves of time and space, chasing fleeting love, and battling forces that would attemp…
what happened?
by daydreamtowrite
Natasha Lee was known to be the "Queen of Hearts" by her school because of her lovely look. She received countless love letters, chocolates, flowers, and even a bouquet of flowers on her school desk or her school locker or from someone who had the guts to give it directly. But she didn't reciprocate because she wanted to think of her studies and her future first and foremost and besides she didn't want to get tangled with the word called love.On a peaceful afternoon, after school, she went to th…
The Supreme King System
by EternalKingOfAll
Young male’s name is Jay’Den McDonald, 21 years old and being Okatu. He really huge fans of anime but his top favorite is Black Clover. He really want to born in Black Clover! He don’t like to be involve with society. just like peaceful and quietly. If there an noises, he will get pissed off.
Sex Friend
by Orits Shola
After getting her heart broken by her boyfriend who cheated on her with her best friend, Camille decides to shut her heart and never trust men again. To distract herself from the heartbreak, she goes to a club with her friend. All she needs is someone who will only distract her from everything.Niklaus McDonalds is just the perfect person she needs. Though his personality is nothing to write home about but he's sexy, incredibly handsome and a renowned player who is known to never sleep with the s…
Angel's revenge
by Faiyvor_O
Angel smith an eighteen years old naive girl, sold out by her father as a slave to his friend a mafia Don Mr Derrick McDonalds, raped by Mr Derrick's eldest son decided to run away after Mr Derrick's eldest son Raphael threatened to kill her. After six years she comes back all powerful and rich as Angel Michelle to destroy those who had hurt her starting with her father and also she didn't come back alone. What happens when Raphael sets his eyes on her after six years. Will Angel be able to exac…
Damn..
by Yung_Sage
Just short stories about random scenarios and stuff with Kevin and Ted. [Chapter 4+] After Kevin destroyed every McDonald's and Burger King in the world, they were taken and kidnapped by the Wendy's Girl and is forced to reopen every McDonald's and Burger King or else the world will collapse into a large global conflict that will bring the end of humanity as a whole.