most funny knock knock jokes
The Humble Family's Daughter Has A Spatial Pocket!
by Knocking Brush
(1v1, pure and sweet) Xiliang's Prince Residence.With a tiger-like energy and at just 5 years old, Little Prince Xiao Moxi saw his mother dash off to the fields again, and his steamed bun-like face scrunched up in frustration.Looking grievously at his father beside him, he complained with an air of worldly wisdom, "Father, how did you fall for my mother, who likes to run off all the time?"Xiao Yeyang gave his precociously mature son a sidelong glance, then pretended to ponder the question.Indeed…
[BL]Reborn as the Empire’s Most Desired Omega
by Amiba
#SoldOmega #SecondChancePrince[Content Warning: This story contains depictions of abuse, trauma, and non-consensual situations. Reader discretion is advised.]They called him worthless. A beautiful omega was born on the wrong side of the palace, unclaimed, unloved, and sold to a noble who wanted his body but not his name. He died hated.Then the gods gave him a do-over.Now eighteen and still unawakened, he remembers everything: the betrayal, the abuse, the final breath. He plans to stay quiet this…
The World's most Overpowered Side-Character
by Rowan_Eternal
After saving one world from a Demon God and earning the trust and devotion of a perverted goddess, Sol is rewarded with all his powers intact and sent back home with the goddess accompanying him as his personal slave. That was supposed to be the end, the Demon God was supposed to be his last great trial. However, they are both summoned once again to an even more doomed world, almost immediately after returning to Sol's. This time around, Sol refuses his role as hero.Unable to find rest, he turn…
The Most Loving Marriage In History: Master Mu’s Pampered Wife
by Bei Chuan Yun Shang Jin
"Missus, time to fulfil your duties!” Mu Yuchen demanded as he pulled Xi Xiaye closer with his arms intimately wrapped around her waist.—It was a meticulously planned feast for the powerful. Her fiancé had knelt down on one knee and proposed to her sister instead. Robbed of her right to her inheritance, she was prepared for the Xi family to throw her to the wolves.As she slipped away from her family that had turned their backs on her, she found him — Mu Yuchen, the low-profile and reserved noble…
The Most Generous Master Ever
by Su Yu
Ye Qiu transmigrated to a world of barren wastelands. He obtained the 10,000 Fold Return System.By teaching or giving his disciples something, he could obtain high critical chance returns.[Ding! You gave your disciple a Marrow Cleansing Pill. You activated a 1000 fold critical chance. You obtained a God Marrow Pill.][Ding! You passed on ten years of cultivation to your disciple. You activated a 100 fold critical chance. You obtained 1,000 years of cultivation.][Ding! You gave your disciple a sup…
The Strong Female Lead Versus The Most Miserable Male Lead
by July 9
In Region Three's Nian family, the notorious 'double waste' Nian Shutong and the widely known 'frail beauty' Fu Yunhe got married and were exiled to a toxic, deserted planet to die.'I bet they can live for a month.''I bet half a month.''I bet ten days!'Although the bets continued, unexpectedly this abandoned planet began to produce rice supplying the entire star system, brilliant white fine salt, sweet sugar, and pure meat.Nian Shutong, once despised, soared to become a top-tier planet lord, and…
Kissed and Seduced By the Most Rough Man in the Village
by COL+Nan Gua Gua
Synopsis: 【Era + Rebirth + Educated Youth + Rough Husband's Devotion + Child Rearing】In her previous life, Su Xiaoxiao unwittingly led disaster into her home, resulting in the demise of her entire family through a series of "accidents."Upon her rebirth, she vowed to make those who had harmed them pay a bitter price!She was determined to love wholeheartedly the vengeful Jiang Yexun, who was willing to squander his vast wealth and even risked his life for her vengeance.But there was a peculiar iss…
I, the slave boy, awaken with the most potent seed!!
by RetardedCulture
[Warning : Mature content R-18]*Premium quality lemons*Excellent waifu with genuine and diverse characters. *Milfs in equal abundance. *Harem members all equally important to the story! *****************************In a world ravaged by the XY Plague, a relentless genetic virus targeting the Y chromosome and crippling male fertility, Zafron, an 18-year-old orphan, faces a grim fate. Sold by his manipulative stepmother to a powerful noblewoman known for her wealth and influence, Zafron's life ta…
Urban Most Awesome Dad
by Zi Mo Yan Ran
He was once a great Immortal, but his attempt to ascend the Nine Heavens ended in failure. Reincarnated on the Blue Star, as he opened his eyes, he found himself with an adorable daughter. And a stunningly beautiful wife?"Daddy, can you cast a spell for me?""I could even pluck the stars from the sky for you."
Women's World: I am the man with the most OP auxiliary class
by Xian_Suming
A young doctor never thought that, by taking his Hippocratic oath, he would give his life to save a little girl who, while chasing a balloon, crossed the street without realizing that a truck was going to run her over.At the moment when his body flew out from the impact, it was as if his mind was freed and he no longer felt his body, all his life memories passed in an instant, and with a smile, he felt no regrets about dying.As an orphan, he spent his life studying and working to pay for his stu…
After Transmigration: Unexpectedly Wed the Ruthless Tycoon
by Qian Xia Jiao
Transmigrated into the book as a cannon fodder female supporting role, the ex-wife of the male lead who hasn't divorced yet. Gu Fuqiao just wants to say no!—Reader group 570310348, those who like this text can join, the knock-on-the-door brick is the name of a character in the book.
The Most Satisfied Reincarnate
by DragonKnov
After years of perpetrating heinous acts, our main character becomes weary of his violent path. Yearning for a normal existence, he embarks on a journey to shed his old ways, only to be thwarted by the whims of destiny. Through an untimely demise, he is granted a remarkable opportunity: a second chance at life in an entirely new realm—a realm where magic reigns supreme, tightly controlled by a formidable Wizard who holds the threads of fate in his hands.This unfamiliar world teems with diverse r…
La fille de la famille Humble possède une poche spatiale !
by Knocking Brush
(1v1, pur et doux) Résidence du Prince de Xiliang.Avec une énergie de tigre et à seulement 5 ans, le Petit Prince Xiao Moxi a vu sa mère repartir vers les champs, et son visage rond comme un petit pain s'est crispé de frustration.Regardant son père à côté de lui avec affliction, il se plaignit avec une air de sagesse mondaine, "Père, comment as-tu pu tomber amoureux de ma mère, qui aime toujours partir?"Xiao Yeyang jeta un coup d'œil oblique à son fils précocement mature, puis feignit de réfléch…
¡La Hija de la Familia Humble Tiene un Bolsillo Espacial!
by Knocking Brush
—Padre, ¿cómo te enamoraste de mi madre, que siempre se está escapando? —preguntó con aire de sabiduría mundana.Xiao Yeyang lanzó una mirada de soslayo a su hijo precozmente maduro, luego fingió reflexionar sobre la pregunta.De hecho, ¿por qué se había enamorado de esa mujer?Después de un largo silencio...—¿Quién sabe? ¡Quizás me atrapé la cabeza en una puerta!Compartiendo una mirada de mutua compasión, padre e hijo expulsaron un suspiro de desamparo al unísono.¿Qué haces cuando estás atascado c…
A Filha da Família Humble Tem um Bolso Espacial!
by Knocking Brush
(1v1, puro e doce) Residência do Príncipe de Xiliang.Com uma energia de tigre e com apenas 5 anos de idade, o Pequeno Príncipe Xiao Moxi viu sua mãe correr para os campos novamente, e seu rosto redondo e fofo se contraiu em frustração.Olhando com tristeza para seu pai ao lado dele, ele reclamou com um ar de sabedoria precoce, "Pai, como você se apaixonou por minha mãe, que gosta de sair correndo o tempo todo?"Xiao Yeyang lançou um olhar de esguelha para seu filho precocemente maduro, depois fing…
I'm Trapped Inside a Prince as the Most Powerful Entity
by Alphaboss
For ten long years, Adam was a prisoner within his own body, paralyzed and helpless, silently observing a world he couldn't interact with. As his life finally ebbed away, connected to hospital machines, his last conscious thought wasn't one of peace, but a desperate, burning wish hurled into the void: If I get a second chance, let me be the strongest.The universe, in its mysterious ways, answered. Adam was reborn, not into light, but into an infinite, suffocating darkness. Yet, within this void,…
Knock! Knock!
by ShinichiLaaaabs
Knock! Knock!The third knock didn't make a sound. Before the Grim Reaper makes another knock, the door opened and an annoyed lady stood in front of him. Her yellow dress shows so much brightness and disposition, unfortunately his presence and three knocks mean one thing.Death."Geez, it's 2 in the morning and I'm sleepy as hell whoever you are make sure it's urgent! What can I do for you?" she asked as their eyes met. When her eyes turned to his body, she deadpanned. "Man, what's with the black h…
The Immortal Cultivation Game Has Come True
by The Most Handsome In Xiushan
Xuan Qing discovered a cultivation game on his phone that couldn't be uninstalled. When he clicked on it out of curiosity, he was astonished to find that the treasures and cultivation of characters in the game could be brought back to the real world. PS: The male lead is the only extraordinary person on Earth, without brainless show-off and face-slapping plots.