mustache jokes
Ghost in your Cabinet
by MaryahLu
Billionaire heir Jerrod Guillermo never thought to test his bravery after meeting a peculiar ghost in his cabinet. A ghost lady with a mustache was hunting him and greatly affected his daily life. Soon, he realized why he was seeing ghosts in his cabinet after reuniting with Larissa Mutya, the lady he had rejected when they were in high school. To avoid seeing the ghost again, Jerrod approaches Larissa to gain her favor and ward off the ghost in his cabinet.-------This is not a horror or thrille…
Celestial Pioneer
by Mustache_Gaming
Have you read cultivation novels or magical realism novels before, but were disappointed that they all feel the same? Do you want a book that dares to bend those ironclad rules, or even outright break the usual norm of cultivation novels, all while retaining the qualities required to be interesting, thought-provoking, and, most importantly, fun to read? Then look no further than Celestial Pioneer!Audric is a young man whose deepest desire is to explore the universe. Born blind and promptly aband…
Call Me Master
by Mustache_Mash_Man
Valentine is on his last leg in life. Unable to pay tuition and the boarding fee, he is one day away from being force to move out of his dorm and drop out of college. Taking the advice of his drunken roommate Nick, Valentine goes to a BDSM club in search of a sugar daddy.Regretting his choice after fight, Valentine later tries to leave running into a man who is willing to solve all his problems with one condition.As the man holds him down, he tells him the only thing he needs to do."Call me mast…
HELL BRINGER
by Mustache_man
Humans thought they were superior to us. They thought they were better than any other races.They enslaved us. They took everything from us. And their gods allowed it.And now I will have my vengence.
I Woke up as a Kobold!
by ThatTechLich
It's New Years Eve 2050, Marshal is just getting back from his holiday shift at work tired, alone, and missing out on the larger celebrations that happening through out the city. Too tired to even bust out an old game to play, he just lays in bed and closes his eyes. When the clock finally ticks down to midnight, He receives a weird dream that's just like an old videogame prompt:'Your world is going to be destroyed in 5 minutes, reincarnate now? Y/N'Of course, thinking it's just a dream based on…
THE UNWILLING
by Femirate
Everything was normal for Fred until the old man showed up.Fred was a fine lad with his dark brown hair, fair complexion and dark eyes. He was also a serf by occupation and title, and that left him with little other choice but to labor on Lord Damskov's estate. Fred hadn't been born a serf, though. He was a freedman until his parents died when he was ten, and they left their debt to the lord unpaid. By law he was forced into the servitude of the debt owner, and there he remained for several year…
Super Mario in Team 7( Naruto)
by covestar
Our Mc Might Mario has transmigrated into the world of Naruto as the son of Might guy with the Super Mario Template. Join him on his journey of growing a mustache and the stronger ninja in the worldPossible fl: Ino, Temari or some other blonde.Not Harem
Mafia Boss's Secret Promise: You're Mine
by Sweetflowlips
Have you ever wondered how fate is a huge joke? - I mean it, like a literal clown trying to make people laugh at cold jokes that not many would understand. Ivy Hui-Clover was told at a young age that she can live up to 25 years old. And the only way for her to survive is to find her Mr. Right and... - well that's for another time to continue. "Is it wrong to want to sabotage my own blind date?" Ivy slurped her boba milk tea and focused intensely on chewing the pearls. As she savored the sweet fl…
LTAF: Life Transformation of Adult Failures
by Kael01
A young adult wants to attempt suicide because he thinks his life is turning into a failure.Though he doesn't want to admit that he is becoming a failure who lives alone in a shabby third rate rented apartment. He is jobless and struggling to pay for his bills. He has a long messy hair, ungroomed beard and mustache, poor hygiene, and poor lifestyle he looks like a homeless man who's scavenging foods in garbage bins. The laptop he received from his parents when he entered college is the one and o…
BeansMeme
by 6a4b
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Loo…
The Perfect of Campus Life – Addicted to My Erotic Professor
by indry_namja
Yu Ling is a very genius girl, who has a charm and uniqueness that not many girls have. To be precise, she was a very rare girl. How not, besides having an IQ above average, she can manipulate and read the situation. Not only that, she can predict events or someone's behavior. She's not a fortune teller, but she claims that she is a girl of science, she thinks that all of it is always based on science to know the signs or symptoms of events. Systematic and logical, are the principles of her life…
The Rangers Rage
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Marellian, A ranger of The Great Forest Temisrane, once bidden with the task of watching over Temisrane as its high protector; Marellian took that oath too far one day… he watched as the once Great Forest burned and smoldered, ash raining down from the sky. It pelted his face and covered his bright fluorescent hair, corrupting it with its bleak colors. His eyes steeled as Marellian sighed his breath tinged the air from the heat of the arrow knocked on his bow, the whiskers of his mustache curlin…