by shufuya
In the village of Pheseoghana, Atlas Kennedy lives a simple life. The son of the village mayor, wanting to do virtually nothing, he doesn't work, doesn't mine, and doesn't worry about his future. That is, until the Huang Family blows through his village in a Raid, destroying the Village Golem, enslaving the villagers, and forcing Atlas to work as a butler in the newly erected Mansion overlooking the village.Taking place in the "Minecraft" Universe, can a Nitwit Villager and a Vindicator Illager …
by chris_love198478
Super Dick is a mild mannered nitwit that doesn’t have a filter between his brain and mouth, and oddly, he is the one thing in the entire universe that the omnipotent being known as The Narrator, can’t control. As you follow Super Dick on his adventures, The Narrator will be, well, narrating in his typical offensive fashion. Along with his sidekick Microchip, and the government spy agency, UNCLE SAM, Super Dick will defend Cloud City and the world from any threat that arises, the only problem is…
by David_Awe_Ethel
"Wait? Is that our car," Retsu said looking as the vehicle continued moving. "Nooooooo," Tetsu yelled, "This is because of you nitwits, I'll kill ya.""Why are you always tryna kill somebody?" John asked."Cause you all are driving me crazy," Tetsu said putting his hands on his head. "But your car is gone," Retsu said, "You can't drive."Tetsu brought a gun out out of his pocket and disentegrated Retsu."Oh now you've killed him twice in two days, you happy?" Lucy said....Read when you feel down li…