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Asked you to write a book, not to confess your criminal record!
by Cabbage, cabbage, ah
Lin Chuan, a struggling writer, finally got his golden finger—the Career Life Experience System.Randomly experiencing a profession, after the experience is over, novels will be generated based on Lin Chuan's experiences.But Lin Chuan found that the professions he experienced were all too sketchy!Swindler, Assassin, Hacker, Touch Gold Captain...Corresponding novels were born: “Swindler,” “Hacker Kingdom,” “Touch Gold Notes,” and others came into existence.Before he knew it, his works became popul…
How to Raise Your Regressor
by Anit666
A Professional Transmigrator meets a newbie Regressor.❄️❄️❄️He lived an average, fulfilling life and died of old age. The next moment, he opened his eyes as the Princess of Asmaria.While looking forward to his new life, he died again.And so began his 151,897,914th life as Samur Eckart.Samur is a Professional Transmigrator- or so he says, as he gets transmigrated into a new world every time he dies.However, each time, his memories return only moments before his death. If he successfully survives,…
She Asks for a Divorce Again
by Tushan Shui Shui
In a one-sided marriage that lasted several years, Shen Heyu made herself the butt of a joke.On the day of the divorce at the civil affairs bureau, Pei Yansi scorned her coldly: 'Shen Heyu, I'll wait for you to come back and beg me!'But once she disappeared for good, the man regretted it.He pursued her relentlessly, entangled her day and night, even kneeling before her begging to get back together.Shen Heyu was somewhat speechless, 'Pei Yansi, can't you act like a human?'Pei Yansi's lips curved …
When Love is a Question Mark
by Air_Ace
[COMPLETED]She believes in true love.He doesn’t believe in love.But what is love, really?She is the epitome of success—a star people look up to and admire. To him, however, she is merely a business transaction, a partner chosen to enhance his status. To his friends, she is just a fool in love, a pathetic figure begging for affection.Then shocking news emerges: her first true love returns, throwing him off guard. He realizes he has been nothing more than a substitute for her first love.He should …
Mercenary King: Got Question? Ask My RPG!
by Just Like Water
There was a classic saying that prevailed in the era of thermal weapons."All fear comes from insufficient firepower."Don't believe?Looking at the muzzle of a cannon bigger than your head, and say it again?...Starting off by being kidnapped, in order to survive, Gao Guang was forced to become a member of a private military contractor.And thus, an unexpected legend began to unfold...Stallone from [First Blood]?Jason Statham from [The Expendables]?Keanu Reeves from [John Wick], the one who's best a…
How to Survive Your Mate's Rejection
by FluffyFatCat
Noah Cheong, a naïve hybrid of werewolf and human, disguises himself in the human world as a normal pastry chef. One day, his ordinary life turns upside-down, after he finds out that his mate is the future Alpha of Silvermoon pack, the strongest pack in New York City. Disgusted by his mate, the notorious fighter and womanizer, Drake Silvermoon, rejected Noah firsthand, which may cost Noah his life. Noah’s main goal to survive the rejection is by performing the rite of rejection, which must be le…
Seasmoke Friends
by Kelly Moran
Kelly Moran is a bestselling author of enchanting ever-afters. She gets her ideas from everyone and everything around her and there's always a book playing out in her head. No one who knows her bats an eyelash when she talks to herself.Kelly is a RITA® Finalist, RONE Award-Winner, Catherine Award-Winner, Readers Choice Finalist, Holt Medallion Finalist, and landed on the "Must Read" & "10 Best Reads" lists at USA TODAY's Lifestyle blog. She is a proud Romance Writers of America® member, where sh…
The Treasure She Never Asked For
by PinkCotton
Lulu had been in the entertainment industry for more than 20 years. At the peak of her career, she received an endorsement deal that was difficult to refuse.On the product launching party, she was handed a "prototype" of the final product but because of a bad accident that happened during the party, she woke up in Marcel's body, 300+ years into the past. Just in time to change the direction of the future, he would have chosen for himself.What will happen when the queen of the entertainment indus…
To Color Your Life
by Anya_Nesh
"If you are so worried about my fate, I will marry the first man I meet!" Emily hung up and muted the phone. The conversation with her grandmother was over. She turned around and bumped into the man behind her."I agree!" the stranger declared with a joyous smile."What do you agree to?" she did not understand.“What do you mean, what? If I understood everything correctly, you just promised your grandma that you would marry the first person you meet. And, I guess, that first person you meet happens…
Best Friends
by J.M. Snyder
Todd has harbored a secret love for his best friend Riley for years. But Riley has signed up to join the military, and soon he'll leave the small town he calls home -- and his best friend -- behind. The fact that Riley decides to spend his last evening home with Todd instead of with his girlfriend Charlene tells Todd something ... and a few beers later, he decides to confess his feelings for his friend.
15 cute questions to ask your boyfriend
by Oigo_Livingstone
Want to get to know your boyfriend a little better but unsure how? Check out these cute questions to ask your boyfriend and learn more about him.Getting to know your boyfriend might sound easy, but how well do you really know him? Let’s be honest, men are complex creatures. You might think you know everything there is to know, but when you delve a little deeper, you might be surprised at what you’ll learn with these cute questions to ask your boyfriend.Weird and wonderful conversations are under…
Questions to Ask Myself
by _Freyre_
Ember is a high school girl that has a very dark past. It seems that rumors spread of her going to a mental institution, oh my! Because of fear that she might get bullied at her old school, her parents decided to let her move at another city, from the other side of the country. But, they still support her of course! Now now, i wonder what happens at that city she lives in!
Friends and Lovers
by Tinnean
Tom Weber has always been gay, and while he might be short, he’s the ultimate leather daddy who takes no guff from anyone. Jack Jackson is a big man who’s never doubted he was straight. In fact, he loves women so much, he’s married three of them. At different times, of course.<br><br>However, in spite of their diverse sexual orientations, in spite of time and distance that has separated them over the years, the two men are best friends. Now, that friendship will be tested, as Tom, having become …
Ask questions now
by Tristian_Dang
Alford Friends wakes in an unfamiliar place realizes that he’s this is not earth!
Your Paradise: Listen To My Song
by Thalia_Ilace
Fans chanting your name, makeup artists and stylists swarming you and creating a beauty out of this world, your music playing on tv, and most of all, becoming someone's paradise...that's what Ishihara Minami had wanted since she was 12 years old.An avenue to someone's healing process, a comfort to those who needed it, all the while looking like a princess and being loved by many. It sounded like heaven. It seemed like thousands of girls just like her managed to live out this dream that seemed so…
The Questioner System (Ask Me Anything)
by multi_fandom_4120
Adam, a 20-year-old American diner manager, stumbles upon a mysterious system capable of answering any question about the past or future. From mundane queries to life-changing revelations about stock markets, personal safety, and even human behavior, the system’s potential seems limitless. But its powers come with restrictions, including a limited number of daily questions, and soon, Adam finds himself the target of a powerful external party determined to exploit his abilities. Forced to navigat…
How to Tame Your Demi-Girl
by AGodAmongMen
[Discontinued - But you can still read it if you want to, as it covers the entirety of the first arc with a decent ending]"What?! You want to make ice cream with the breast milk, you sucked out my breasts the other day?!" The Cow Girl with two sets of breasts, asked me in shock, while I was squeezing her chest, to fill up another canister full of fresh breast milk."No, Luca! There's no way I'm allowing you to cook a sausage, by stuffing it up my secret place! That's too embarrassing!"The Salama…
Marvel Starts with Asking Questions from Iron Man
by Amit_Bisht_022003
A sudden question answering system came to Marvel.From then on, the painting style of the whole world began to be wrong.Thor: Who made the video of me being blasted by Hulk? Get out of me!Hawkeye: Are you sure that yours is called Explosive Hammer? Rocky said he had something to say.Hulk: I haven’t tried hard yet, but you all fell.Iron Man: Excuse me, my mortal body is comparable to a god!Captain America: Stop pretending, my identity as an American hip is exposed!Nick Fury: This is absolutely fa…
HOW TO SEDUCE YOUR HUSBAND
by Hassana_Zubair
Zaya Mars and Kabir Asad have been married for a year but yet felt like strangers in their own homes. Zaya has been trying everything possible to make the marriage work but to no avail. Kabir, on the other hand, has made it clear that he has nothing to offer since the marriage is a contract marriage and he was forced into it by his family. He blames Zaya for having to end his relationship with his long-time girlfriend. Things took a new turn for their love story when Kabir purposely arrived home…