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I Get A Random New Occupation Every Week
by No Right
Be an Uber driver, one Pagani Zonda rewarded.Be a university lecturer, 10 buildings rewarded.Be a landlord, 1billion dollars rewarded.Be…Lin Yi was fired by his company and his girlfriend cheated on him. After all that had happened, he suddenly awakened the professional experience system. He could keep receiving awards as long as he kept trying and experiencing new professions?There is no job that Lin Yi isn’t familiar with! If there is, that means that the reward isn’t enticing enough!…
Matrix Survival: I Get A Random Chest Every Day
by Red Chirp Under The Moon
Every player had the same starting resources.Everyone could choose to explore 10 rooms every day. One room could be dangerous while the other might contain resources.Players must do everything they could to survive.After he finished reading the instruction, Li Zheng heard a voice next to him. “Selecting a random daily reward…”“Congratulations. You have obtained a silver chest that contains a silver-grade blueprint for the Ordinary Detector, and a few other resources.”“Congratulations. You have o…
The Most Random System
by Fallen Antenna
As a student, Lin Li suddenly owns a system and he expects it to be powerful enough to make his life better. However, unlike systems he has seen in novels, this system is so random.[Quest Triggered!][Quest One: Slay ten Little Demon Heaven Blood Crows that frequently attack and kill villagers around your village.]"How could I find these Crows in a modern society? "An oblivious mosquito with an annoying buzz flies over and lands on Lin Li's hand."Snap!"[Killed Little Demon Heaven Blood Crow (1/10…
Online Game: Unlimited Buff Talent From The Beginning
by Random Pork Stew
# virtualreality # priestLin Bei reentered the “Second World” and awakened an SSS-grade talent, the Unlimited Buff.[Unlimited Buff: SSS-grade. The duration of the buffs that the player has received will not expire.]With that, Lin Bei embarked on a path of god-sealing.When he used a health potion, his health would permanently recover by 100 points every second.When he used the Earth Escape Technique, he permanently gained the effect of Earth Escape.When he used the Stealth Technique, he permanent…
Transmigrated? My Cheat is a Random Dice?!
by Cassius1204
Once a man who vehemently rejected the absurd clichés of fantasy worlds, he found his quiet, ordinary life in the real world turned upside down. After miraculously dodging a truck that seemed destined to isekai him, he was propositioned by a talking raven, a messenger from another dimension offering untold power, world domination, and a grand harem. He scoffed, preferring his mundane life, even breaking his phone to sever any ties to such fantastical systems.But fate, it seems, has a twisted sen…
From Master Assassin to a Random Extra: OP in a Dating Sim
by JADC
-WSA 2025-Silas Greenfield, a master assassin, dies in a bloody betrayal — only to wake up in the body of a random extra in a fantasy world straight out of a game he used to play. But Silas isn’t here to follow some prewritten plot. With his deadly skills and sharp mind, he’s determined to rewrite the rules and carve his own path.In a kingdom full of power struggles, royal intrigue, and dangerous secrets, Silas must navigate a world where everyone has their role — and he’s ready to break them al…
Author Of Worlds: I Reincarnated Into My Novel As A Random Character
by Carefree_Dreamer
[Congratulations. You have read 10,000 webnovels. You have unlocked the X-Level Skill: Author of Worlds.]Matthew was dying.Diagnosed with terminal cancer and abandoned by those he once called friends, all he had left were the stories he escaped into. When he finally finished reading a masterpiece by the infamous Carefree Dreamer, a strange notification appeared before his eyes.[Congratulations. You’ve unlocked the X-Level Skill: Author of Worlds.][With this skill, you may transmigrate into a nov…
A Bored Lich
by Random_writer
"Screw magic, I want to learn how to do cool flips and stuff." Magic is awesome, until you've studied it for centuries. Doevm reincarnates into a human to experience the path of a fighter to its fullest and swears not to rely on magic. There is only one problem, a goddess stands in his way. She pits him against both the hero and the villain for all of eternity. How will he escape this, with magic or his fists? Maybe both? --------------------------------------------------------------------------…
Cyberpunk: Cross-dimensional Science and Engineering
by 0.2097
"Technology changes life, making the world a better place."Firmly believing this statement, Li Er died from nuclear radiation and began his journey across different worlds--"It's not me who is wrong, it's the world. Let's start by taking down Arasaka.""Impressive Cyber Prosthetics, good thing my Cybertron Prosthetics are not bad either."
Statements - GOT7 (Kpop)
by EsT
The Citizens have a chip inside their body that has all the information of a person, for example Birthday, ID, name, where do they live or where do they work, what do they do etc. If the Government deletes them from the system for various reasons they don't exist anymore. That means that they can't do anything, not even go to a grocery store and buy something. There are three classes in the society the High Class, the Middle Class, and last, but not least,the Underground Society – the sanctuary …
The Lawyers Statement
by AikoHiko
This is a story about a murder. Not just any murder, but the one you've been waiting for. Who was it? Why? How? And Where. Cale Johnson was just a doctor, until one day that ended. was it someone plotting against him. Did he start a fight he couldn't finish? Find out in The Lawyers Statement By AikoHiko
Statement of an atheist
by Rajib_Dhar_7812
I am a blogger. I write on various blogs (Station Blog, Civilization Blog, New Age Blog, Women's Chapter, Women's Blog, Somewhere In Blog) for women's rights under different names (not in my own name), for minority rights and for human rights around the world.And former co-literary editor of "Retirement Cultural Group Chittagong". In 2011, a self-written book of poetry was published at the Bengali Cultural Book Fair.
A Random System Every Day
by Cutesy Young Master
Ye Tianyi transmigrated into the body of a useless martial artist in Tensui Sacred Empire from Earth, who was also a bastard! At the same time, he had activated a series of countless systems—some of which turned his life around. “Ding! Congratulations on activating the [Lucky Bastard System].”“Ding! Congratulations on activating the [Scumbag System].”“Ding! Congratulations on activating the [Prophecy System].”“Ding! Congratulations on activating the [Goddess Hunting System].”“Ding! …”A twisted t…
the Statement of an atheist
by Opriyo
The statement of an Atheist is an autobiography that happened in my life. 10 years ago today, a terrible incident happened in the life of me and my family because I posted a status on Facebook about Prophet Muhammad of Muslims. The violent tolerance of our family by the Muslim neighbors at that time still haunts me. I wrote an autobiography in my notebook titled "Confessions of an Atheist". I will tell that story here, episode by episode.
Random Sex Stories(R18+)
by EmptyLogic
Disclaimer: This Book is Full of erotic fiction aka smutty porn. I do not own or claim ownership of or make any profit off of any of the characters or other elements contained within the Chapters. This book is intended for adult readers only and contains graphic adult content and strong language. If such material offends you then please do not continue.Some may be to your taste, but some may not.This is the Non-Anime/Comics Version which is composed of Original Stories.Check the other version by…
[Random Novel Ideas]
by DaoOfGay
Some random stories I come up with to keep my boredom away.Contains original novels and fanfics as well.They may become a novel I'll write if I like them enough or if there is a sudden rush of inspiration that takes over me.If you like one of them comment on it and I may consider writing more about it one day, I am highly sleep deprived so I guess I will someday if i do not commit suicide first.