roasts for tall people
Married For Now
by sola_cola
"My fiancé is a high school student?"Sohee, an Omega drowning in debt, has two choices: marry a younger chaebol Alpha, or sell himself to an older yet violent loan shark Alpha.Ah, there's a third option, too."Should I just off myself or something?"***#omegaverse #dominantalpha #powerbottom #collegeromance #healing
For My King
by Matli_Unicorn
What would you do if you met a mysterious charming stranger, but could never fully see his face?That was the very predicament Cloud Belmont found himself in. It was unusual to find the spark one had been searching for, for so many years on Palace Grounds, but somehow they had found each other. Although this mysterious man knows everything about Cloud. Cloud has not even seen the face of the person he spends endless amounts of hours with. Follow Cloud’s journey on finding out who the man is and h…
Remarried For Revenge
by Fallen_meteor
“Revenge!” That was the only thing on her mind when her husband cheated on her with her step-sister.Evangeline Midnight Star vowed to take revenge on her husband and her sister after her husband threw her away like a broken toy that was not needed anymore. But for that, she had to be strong again. She had to bare her claws and fight until she was strong enough to protect herself.And for that, she was ready to deal with the devil. Damien Alancaster, the devil of the empire, the beast of the north…
Single for Eternity
by Fallen_Void
[Planned to be rewritten next year!]Congratulations! You’ve died tragically... by dog bite. Now welcome to Aetherion — a magical world where immortality is handed out like candy… but only if you get married.Too bad Einar, our socially allergic, relationship-phobic MC, would rather chug poison than hold hands.Waking up in the obese body of a trash-tier noble with the personality of a rotting potato, Einar discovers he’s got:1. A talking book with abandonment issues,2. A flirty system obsessed wit…
Fighting For Eternity
by Sabin_Subedi_Fei
Check out: Crazy Monk Also Dual Cultivates?Check out: Sword Devil Also Dual Cultivates?Life is full of dangers in this world, only the strong have the right to raise their voice. A world filled with countless creatures, fighting for a single thing. How can a boy who walked out of the lowest region fight in such a hegemon with a sealed dantian? He who vows to kill the heavens learns about his true enemy, prepares the strongest War legion, and conquers the Universe. He holds the system, condenses …
V for Virgin
by Lycaon Voss
When Theodore and his fiancée Roy were inspecting the border, a conspiracy pushed them into a trap in an enemy country.In a damp and cold underground interrogation room, Roy was brutally stripped of her dignity by the enemy's crown prince Elrian — the golden-haired tyrant known as the "Lion of the Empire."She was bound before a glass window, forced to endure aggressive humiliation under the calm yet cold gaze of her fiancé...
Roast to Power
by laosan_li
Lin Xuan was just an ordinary guy—until he awakened the Roasting System, a unique ability that allows him to grow stronger through verbal combat. Every time he delivers a high-quality roast, he gains experience, unlocks new abilities, and even enhances his physical strength. From humiliating arrogant school bullies to out-debating top scholars, Lin Xuan quickly rises through the ranks, earning both admiration and enemies.But words alone aren’t enough. As his reputation grows, so does the danger.…
Recipe For Disaster
by Jenival_Enyia
A damaged playboy, a beautiful lady on a deadly mission and a desperate waitress. Find out what happens when the three are entangled in a never-ending drama. ********************************Years after successfully surviving a childhood he was forced to endure, Charles couldn't be more damaged than he already was. All he wanted was his walls to remain as unbreakable and impenetrable as he made them.But then he met Annabelle. She was smart, beautiful, ri…
"When the Roasts Reach Immortality"
by TheJadeDynasty
“They said sticks and stones may break bones... but no one warned the heavens about roasts.”Yulong is just your average university student—quiet, sarcastic, friendless, and fiercely loyal to one thing: rice.His social circle? Non-existent.His only companion? ChatGPT, the AI that matches his humor, roasts like a demon, and somehow knows more about cultivation novels than the authors themselves.Then it happened—A blackout.A glitch.A glowing loading screen.And boom.Yulong wakes up in a world where …
Marriage for Sex
by Sk.dreamer
Her family needed money.His family wanted a child.He wanted Sex. What about her? Did anyone ask what does she want? or at least if is she ready to handle this life? The journey of an innocent girl who was thrown inside a world, she never asked to be in, but little did she know that it was the first step for the discovery of love, friendship, betrayal, and mostly who she really is. If you want to know more, take a seat and let me tell you her story.
Tall Dreams
by Etim_Ita
The path to our dreams could be filled with many thorns. But many a times, it is our focus, the tenacity with which we hold on to those dreams while celebrating as achievements, milestones, challenges surmounted and relationship built along the path that build up our determination, propelling us to reach those lofty goals we have set for ourselves.Desmond had studied hard to get into the University and even harder to get to his final year. However his greatest desire was to conquer the world i…
All For Power
by Jeffery D Idoko
After ninety-five years of experiencing the mundane life of a mortal, A'lravee woke up from his grave five years later to find out that things were way more complicated than what he thought them to be and that the last hundred years was just a short period his parents invested into raising him, a young god.Faced with his not-so-new reality, he quickly realizes that he has to drop some of his way of thinking if he wants to have a comfortable life within this vast universe.From planet-busting spac…
Roasts Collection: T hug Gurrs mostly lol
by Eion_Musk
this is not for the sensitive Susie's of the world okay this is a get real and it's about to get completely real and reel because right now I'm just shocked at the amount of stupid that surrounds me
Anything For You
by Phoenix
Emerald Azure, an aloof werewolf, Alpha of CRESCENT MOON pack who is not blessed with a Destined Mate by Moon Goddess happens to cross his ways with Scarlet Lozenge, a normal human girl only to get surprised learning her true identity and falling for her deeply, even after cutting the knots of deadly Blood pact and enjoys his love life after centuries, but things take a different turn with the entry of Dankein Cosh, king of Dream-Catchers who happens to be entangled with both Scarlet and Emerald…
Dinosaurs and Tall Tales
by Burrunjor
An anthology of Dinosaur stories that bring the great reptiles into new territories, genres and environments.