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Catgirls And Dungeons
by BlueberyTempest
I was on my way home with my friend when suddenly, I spotted a beautiful catgirl cosplayer with white hair. But something felt off. I couldn’t recall seeing her in any anime, manga, or games I had ever come across.Confused, I asked my friend standing next to me. To my shock, my friend’s response sent chills down my spine:"Huh? What catgirl? What are you talking about?"Suddenly, a truck came barreling toward the girl. Without thinking, I rushed to save her. In the end, both of us were hit by the …
Janda Kakak Ipar: Anak Bodoh, Lebih Santai!
by Liver Protection Tablets
Setelah lulus dari universitas, Liu Zheng kembali ke kampung halamannya karena saudaranya terluka, mempertahankan klinik keluarga kecil. Namun, setelah terjatuh secara tidak sengaja di pegunungan, dia beruntung mendapatkan pertemuan tak terduga.Sejak saat itu, dia menguasai obat-obatan di tangan kirinya dan seni bela diri di tangan kanannya.Penduduk desa di desa pegunungan kecil itu melangkah ke jalan menuju kekayaan!
Mage And Wolf
by Aoki_Aku
What is a Lycan to do when the world begins to end around her? Exactly as she pleases, turning life after the apocalypse into an adventure to make the world a more fun place. At least for her.When portals open to other worlds, an influx of mana crashes the grid and the monsters and cultivation techniques of fantasy novels become her new reality, she can either embrace change and stand atop the world as a hero or die in obscurity.It had been almost a month since the first portals opened, since ma…
Médico Divino Urbano Mano Santa
by Forest Ocean Metal
El protagonista posee misteriosas habilidades médicas y se convierte en un famoso doctor, capaz de curar varias enfermedades e incluso luchar contra la muerte.
Vows and Bullets
by Macy_Bae
Comic adaptation is now on Webtoon and Tapas!________________Agent Selene and Agent Helios had always been at each other’s throats, competing as the top agent for the secret organization “Mythos.” But that competition would have to stop as they were suddenly called to cooperate for the hardest mission there ever was.“Agents, both of you have been chosen to work together and go undercover to infiltrate the biggest, most dangerous, and longest-running syndicate there is—Kraken….”“Sounds fun. What …
Hate and Obsession
by Aurora_Ayaka
BOOK 1 : HATEIn front of Alexa who couldn't remember anything, a man who claimed to be her husband appeared. The man gave Alexa everything, except the opportunity to go out without the surveillance of the person he chose.“Why are you with him?! He's the one who killed your husband!”Alexa's life wasn't bad, until she met someone who told her that the husband she knew was a cold-blooded killer, and he was willing to do anything just to make sure Alexa was always by his side.With her loss memories,…
Summoned and Unwanted
by VisualKoFey
Vincent lost his parents at a young age to an unknown infection that mysteriously spread in a large city which was holding a massive worldwide event. He survives but he becomes mutated by the infection. In the end, he blamed himself for his parents' deaths because he was the one who insisted on visiting the event.Years later, Vincent meets with an infected survivor named Kevin, who helped him heal his heart. However, not all stories have a happy ending. Unfortunately, Kevin would pass away ten y…
Poetry And Blood
by Golden_Essence
////\\\\\\\Disclaimer!!!All Rights Reserved. Golden_EssenceCopyright 2024Before you start reading this book....THIS BOOK CONTAINS EXTREMELY EXPLICIT SEXUAL CONTENT OF THE MOST GRAPHIC NATURE. I'm a degenerate, so this book was made for degenerates. If you fancy a romantic relationship between two females, then read at your own discretion. The book is pretty much depraved, with a dark tone, but sexy, trust me.If you are underage or unwilling to experience depictions of Yuri, hardcore sex, fetish …
She and He and Him Box Set
by Shawna Jeanne
In these steamy erotic romances, strong and sassy women know what they like in bed, and find themselves given the chance of a lifetime when they take on two men at once between the sheets. This book gathers together four of Shawna Jeanne’s best-selling MMF bisexual ménage stories in one red hot collection.<br><br>Contains the stories:<br><br><strong>For Pete’s Sake</strong>: Sheila has always known her husband Pete is bisexual -- his attraction to guys is part of what attracts her to him in the …
Is That Santa?
by FryingDragoon
In an apocalypse that threatens to ruin the world, what do people crave most? Food? Their loved ones? A resistance to the curse that affects everyone? Power and authority to move the masses?Not at all. What the citizens crave is a hero! And what better hero is there than Santa?...A child in a poor village awakens as a hero.The child awakens and is speechless.The child has reincarnated after being swindled by a little boy.Now, the child has to figure out how to meet other heroes and gang up to sa…
Secret Santa
by J.M. Snyder
The only Jewish person at Patterson and Associates, Micah Adler grudgingly participates in the office's "secret Santa" gift exchange at Christmas. But the gift that waits for him is a little surprising -- a brand-new box of condoms, with a suggestive, unsigned note attached.<br><br>In trying to figure out who might have sent the gift, he narrows it down to two coworkers: Brady or Jonathan. Both men are young, attractive, and single, like Micah himself, though if Micah had his choice, he'd pick J…
Médico Divino Urbano Mão Santa
by Forest Ocean Metal
O protagonista possui habilidades médicas misteriosas e se torna um médico famoso, capaz de curar várias doenças e até mesmo lutar contra a morte.
Santa System
by AChickenBookie
"Santa, the next batch of presents are almost done!""I've told you not to call me that! Just call me Nick. Not Saint Nicholas, Santa, Chris Kringle or whatever else. I'm just Nick. I am not Santa, I'm just taking this job until I find a better opportunity."But you are Santa!!!!!! You even look like him!""Are you saying I'm fat?"".....Well you have been eating a lot of cookies sir!""That's because we have no other food here! You've refused to go down to the village and buy real food!!!!!!!!""....…
Banta Cricket Khel Kar Aya, Dost: Kitnay Runs Banay? Banta: Triple Cen
by Atif_Zaheer
Guerra Santa
by Pedro_Chacon
Toda mitología posee sus guardianes que son para proteger al mundo de distintas amenazas, pero ninguna presagiaba que un grupo de protectores de la tierra se alzarian ante ellos para crear un nuevo mundo pero no uno donde todo sea armonioso sino en uno donde el caos y la destrucción sea lo que domine
Santa Claws
by Akinsiku_John
Santa Claws is a Nigerian horror story about a young guy, Bayo who unfortunately finds himself in a scene he was not supposed to be. He is hunted by a popular killer in Lagos known as 'Santa Claws'. Can he save himself, his sister and friends from the mess he got himself into?
aku, kamu, and sex
by Rindu_Ughi
bagaiman perasaanmu jika tau calon suami mu adalah seorang gay?? lanjut menikah dengannya?? atau mundur saja??dan bagaimana perasaanmu jika kau sudah berusaha keras supaya perempuan yang tidak kau sukai pergi dari hidupmu tapi malah tetap bertahan walau segala cara sudah kau lakukan agar perempuan itu menyerah?? namun kamu malah jatuh cinta, bagaimana kamu akan menghadapinya?dan bagaimana perasaanmu jika kau jatuh cinta dengan istri dari pasangan gay mu dan juga sekaligus adik angkatmu sendiri? …
Santa? Seriously?
by Terry O'Reilly
Ivan Tykovsky is a security guard at Hinkleman’s Department store and has come to despise the shopping element of Christmas. The holiday season means his workload of apprehending shoplifters and breaking up fights over merchandise increases.<br><br>When the Santa the store has booked shows up drunk, the six foot six, 240 pound, red-bearded Jewish giant is forced to stand in. Ivan isn’t happy about the idea, but there’s one compensation -- the diminutive Skip Mueller, an out-of-work actor who’s b…