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I Maximize My Item-dropping Rate
by Three Questions
After mistakenly contributing all of his attribute points to the drop rate, Xiao Shi found that every time he killed, he would get an item.Slapping a mosquito to death, drop a pill.Killing an evil spirit, drop a secret book.Slashing a martial artist to death, drop the opponent's cultivation tips.....When killing, Xiao Shi was shocked... "How did I become invincible?"
Married To Darkness
by I_Nana_Firdausi
"Do you wish to know what will happen if I drink from your thighs?"Salviana drew in a sharp breath before she whispered, "I might die?""No, It is I who will die if I don't." he met her eyes with a lustful, hungry gaze. "Spread your legs for me, Fiery-wife"And that she did...~~~{─────────────────~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~}──Fiery is married to the demon everybody feared would destroy them someday. He is the greenest, reddest flag, but now she only sees white. A canvas to paint their love however s…
Transmigrating to the 80s to Become Stepmom to Five Bigwigs
by Yearly Blossoms
Mu Jingzhe transmigrates into a book filled with sweet, doting love to become the useless supporting character who serves as a foil to the female lead. She also becomes the stepmom of five kids to her recently deceased husband. The five children are the sort that was bound to grow up to become villainous bigwigs. Right now though, these five bigwigs are still pitiful little kids. After weighing the pros and cons, Mu Jingzhe decides to stay for the time being to take care of them, only hoping tha…
Reborn To Love
by helemon_
“So, what do you want?” He Xinyan quickly glanced up into Gu Yechen’s face and frowned. Why did he look so familiar? Where did she see him before? “I want you.” “. . .” Well, that was direct. He Xinyan opened her mouth to speak but she couldn’t form the right words. “Let's make a deal. You become my girlfriend and you can ask for anything in return.”“Anything?” He Xinyan repeated.Gu Yechen nodded his head, “Anything.”He Xinyan thought about what could help her but realized that there wasn’t much…
When Love is a Question Mark
by Air_Ace
[COMPLETED]She believes in true love.He doesn’t believe in love.But what is love, really?She is the epitome of success—a star people look up to and admire. To him, however, she is merely a business transaction, a partner chosen to enhance his status. To his friends, she is just a fool in love, a pathetic figure begging for affection.Then shocking news emerges: her first true love returns, throwing him off guard. He realizes he has been nothing more than a substitute for her first love.He should …
Mercenary King: Got Question? Ask My RPG!
by Just Like Water
There was a classic saying that prevailed in the era of thermal weapons."All fear comes from insufficient firepower."Don't believe?Looking at the muzzle of a cannon bigger than your head, and say it again?...Starting off by being kidnapped, in order to survive, Gao Guang was forced to become a member of a private military contractor.And thus, an unexpected legend began to unfold...Stallone from [First Blood]?Jason Statham from [The Expendables]?Keanu Reeves from [John Wick], the one who's best a…
Binding to Geniuses To Become Stronger
by Li Hongtian
"Ding! Congratulations on binding God's Chosen One. You will receive 150% of the other party'scultivation comprehension and cultivation speed!""Cultivation-related matters related to the bound target can be obtained as additionalrewards.""Enjoy your cultivation!"…"You and the Great Tang Princess admire the purple aura, discuss the Heavenly Dao, and acquire thePurple Aura from the East!"You and the saintesses of the demon race explore the mystic realm and search for the legacy to obtain theDemon …
Reborn To Destroy
by Lovergirl01
Crystal Foster wakes up in a stranger’s mansion, wearing someone else’s face, being called “Mommy” by a child she doesn’t know. The last thing she remembers? Her husband, Hyland Rilley disconnecting the only thing keeping her dad alive and stabbing her to death. But now she’s in the body of Sylvia Byrne...wealthy, unstable, and very much hated.Everyone thinks she’s losing her mind again. Her new “husband” wants a divorce. His business partner is watching her like a hawk, waiting to marry her own…
Mated to Another
by Daisy Chaseley
“Good morning.” She greeted as she peeked on my male’s cheek with so much affection. And I could feel my heart start to bleed as the male destined for me smiled down at the female and kissed her temple with his heart oozing adoration. My wolf was on her hind legs staring at the female through my eyes. She fisted her hair and knotted them in a bun and my eyes fell on the glorifying fresh mark on her neck. I return my eyes to the male standing in front of me. That is when I noticed the angry red m…
To Love And To Hate
by Miss_Behaviour
This is a story of betrayal, love lost, and love found again. Kim Haewon, radiantly beautiful and unsuspecting, finds herself irresistibly drawn to Jake Davies, a man she perceives as her knight in shining armor, who always appears miraculously at crucial moments in her life. Little does she know that their encounters were not mere coincidences, as she had assumed.Jake is a man on a mission, driven by the manipulations of his grandmother. Consumed by a thirst for revenge for his father's tragic …
SIRI
by Peachi
SynopsisSiri is a young intern at a news company where she struggles to fit in and work hard enough to earn a living to support her only remaining family.Born by immigrant parents she struggles to find her identity, and becomes more aware of the disparity and discrimination all around her.Her uneventful regular life soon takes a dramatic turn when she gets entangled between her runaway neighbor and a prince charming who pressures her for a romantic relationshipWhile she tries to wrap her ahead a…
Evolution to GOD
by REaper
WPC #188: Bronze Winner["So miss System, how can I become awesome""Host you cannot become awesome"]Success was surrounding me all the time, I was Rich, Handsome, and a Playboy. And you know what, I was always surrounded by beauties.Then one day, my life took a nightmarish turn."What the fuck"I was in a body of a monkey. Bloody GOD had me incarnated in a body of Monkey!!! Where is my Handsomeness and...At least he should have me incarnated in a body of Fox or a Peacock. I should have shown my aw…
First To Reincarnate
by RoKo505
Death. It began washing over the earth like a plague. The plague being the sudden appearance of powerful monsters, destroying cities and killing anyone that stood in their way. But when a young boy gets confronted by these monsters, he doesn’t run or feel an ounce of fear in the face of death. He wanted to die, he wished for it. His wish… Granted. But in death comes rebirth, a new opportunity. But very few that have died to the waves of monsters have been given the opportunity, the opportunity t…
To Love & To Hold
by FreshyGore
"Shhhh," he cut me off, his palms spreading on the revealed skin of my abdomen. His index fingers made their way into the waistband of my sweatpants as he pressed his front closer to my behind. "Don't shush m-" I tried to argue."I said so," he stated, his tone going deeper as his hand went lower, this time to the waistband of my panties. I couldn't control my breathing anymore, more so as his teeth lightly grazed my neck. "So you better obey."^^^^^^^They say "A night in Vegas can change your lif…
Questions, Questions, Questions
by Asa_Mao
"Are you okay with the fact that you'll never be normal again?"..."Do you promise to follow my orders, no matter how drastic they may seem?"..."Are you okay with the fact that you may never see someone that you care about again?"..."Will you devote yourself to the betterment of humanity?"..."Alright. Last one. Do you promise to never betray me?"Three adventurers have been traveling across the world, in search for jobs to get themselves more money. It was just a normal day, when the town they wer…
Reborn To Revenge
by SelusSarang
"Please, let me go"I don't know why she wanted to kill me. I thought she was my best friend. She stabbed the knife into my chest, "He said only if you dead, he'll accept me"I spatted the blood from my mouth, "H-He?" "Yes. When he confessed his love to you, do you remember how you rejected him?" "I d-did that because I k-knew you like -him""Oh stop your drama 'I am a good girl' show. I have lots of money, I have so many ways to get what I like. But he asked me you to be dead. so of course to get …
Nikah Siri
by Jinhan_Anjasmara
Nay adalah seorang wanita muda yang ceria dan jika di tanya hobinya apa dia suka mengalah,jika di tanya cita-citanya apa dia mau membawa kebahagiaan ke dalam hidup orang lain, keinginan terbesarnya hanya berharap merasakan di mencintai dan di cintai tanpa harus menyakiti. Kisah hidupnya penuh dengan duka, perjalanan hidupnya penuh dengan perjuangan. Wanita tangguh yang sesungguhnya beranjak kuat dari sebuah luka, beranjak dewasa dari sebuah kebodohan. Ialah Auristella Nayyara Kamayel.
Married To Sophistication
by Gina_rites
Tunde a real yoruba demon and also a flirt and a womanizer is being given three months ultimatum by his parents to get married or risk losing his inheritance. when the time he was given was getting close and he was yet to get a wife, he had to marry the woman his mother found for him; Sophia. They both met and decided to agree to their parents wish and get married but they will be divorced after a year, by then Tunde would have taken over the chairmanship of his father's company. But what they …