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Mr. Tycoon's Daring Wife
by Xincerely
"Stay with me and I will give you everything your heart desires. For you, my darling, I would part the mountains, split the sea, and cause havoc on Earth just to have you."- - - - -In every love story, there's always a vengeful and venomous fiancée who was engaged to the rich and handsome CEO that fell for the poor, but gentle and innocent female lead. In his greed for her love, he broke his poor fiancée whose love drove her to the brink of insanity. No one ever cared about how the fiancée felt…
I Refused To Be Reincarnated
by Adamus_Auguste
"In order to survive the future great war, we must take drastic measures. We need to summon warriors and train them before time runs out." By favorable vote of an exceptional world summit composed of kings, emperors, and ancient mages, millions of earthlings reincarnated into an alien, medieval world governed by swords and magic to save its prophesied doom. Chained to their rules, slaves of their whims, they forgot about their civilised lives. Was it a curse or the last blessing from their origi…
Help! My Moms Are Overpowered Tyrants, and I’m Stuck as Their Baby!
by LuLU888000
Elyzara Thorne was just an ordinary woman until she died in the dumbest way possible. One moment she was walking down the street, the next, she was choking on a piece of candy and face-planting into the afterlife. Before she could even process her own stupidity, a snarky system appeared and dumped her into the body of a newborn baby.Sounds bad? Oh, it gets worse.Her new moms are the most terrifying tyrants the world has ever seen two ridiculously powerful empresses who rule with an iron fist, bu…
Reincarnated as the Villainess’s Unlucky Bodyguard
by LuLU888000
After a shocking reincarnation, our hero opens her eyes to a new (and messy) world the last thing she remembers is reading Lady Viper’s Vow, a dark fantasy novel about a cruel, misunderstood villainess and her path of doom. But when our protagonist finds herself reborn right in the heart of an attack, she's moments away from a second, way-too-soon death. Just as she's about to face the end, a mysterious “system” pops up with a single mission: Level Up or Die Trying. It’s bossy, snarky, and her n…
From Thug To Pornstar: I Reincarnated As Jonny Sins, So What!
by JJ_Francis
[Caution:The Title alone explains how matured the content is gonna be!]Alex, a socially awkward guy with a mundane life, dies in the most ridiculous way imaginable — slipping on a banana peel while whacking off to an adult film. His embarrassing demise leads to an even stranger fate: he wakes up reincarnated as Jonny Sins, a rising star in a parallel universe where adult film actors are legendary heroes wielding unique powers of charm, seduction, and stamina.But life as a hero-pornstar is more c…
Neon Star Rising (BL)
by ThirtyTyrants
[BL - Mature Content] In a cybperpunk future, a young man wakes up inside a box with no memories, and to two strangers making threats at him.Ivo doesn't know who he is. Or even if that's his name.But from there, he'll have no choice but to learn how to survive the dangerous neon streets of a city that has forgotten how to dream. His new reluctant allies keep him at a distance. Especially Davi, the mysterious guy who doesn't trust Ivo's memory loss and thinks he might be connected to the group of…
Faking It in Another World with My Snarky AI
by _DODO_
I woke up in the corpse of a disgraced noble.Stabbed. Hated. Probably murdered by his dangerously hot widow.Now everyone thinks I’m a holy miracle.I’m not.I’m a failed actor with two unstable powers, a smartass AI in my head……and no idea what the hell I’m doing.They want me to be their savior.But something about this world feels… scripted.The relics. The resurrection. Even my death.This isn’t just a second chance.It’s a performance.And I was never meant to be the lead.
The Scheming Heiress Joins the Love Show
by Writerszai
One day, Ivy Green receives a call from her popular older brother: "My first love is joining a dating show. Look after her for me." (In other words, make sure to step in and cause a scene if you see her getting close with other male contestants.)Ivy: That’s my specialty!From childhood until now, causing chaos has been her number one skill.But as Ivy keeps "watching over" her, she finds herself getting drawn in.Her frustrated brother: “This is how you’re looking after her?”In The Romance Guide fo…
Vampire Nightlife
by Foncee_Cehl
“Meet. Befriend. Seduce.”Those were the words promised which made him excited.“Play Nightlife and date your favorite Vampire Girlfriend!”—-—-When Lukas purchased Nightlife, all he expected was dating all the girls and getting the sweet sweet "plot". He didn't expect to be thrown into the world entirely!What's a Vampire got to do to survive... what could he do to thrive?—-—-A world lived alone can be hell or paradise.Lukas considers himself to function on the latter side of things. A little bit c…
The Fox And The Last Dragon
by The_Wild_Ember
In a city where magic hides in plain sight, one snarky fox spirit ends up soul-bound to the last dragon on Earth.Kane is a spirit investigator with a sharp tongue and a knack for surviving—barely. After a near-death encounter with a rogue monster, he’s rescued by a broody black dragon masquerading as a billionaire tech CEO.Unfortunately for him (and even more unfortunately for the dragon), fox karmic laws demands Kane repay the debt with with his life. Neither of them are happy about it.With con…
Why Are You Still In My Brain?
by MaiaDeLaCruz21
Maia just graduated and starts her new journey. She met the love of her life who changes her to become someone she never expected. Maia is an innocent narcissistic woman who strives to be on her best behavior. Her girlfriend named Lena runs an illegal business followed her father and drags Maia into the cartel ring. Lena is a snarky, manipulative and street-smart woman, she has good survival skills, calms and usually has a good sense of humor when facing problems. Both Lena and Maia betray each …
Reincarnated as a Rabbit: Tales of Carrots and Chaos
by PotatoYawn
In a world where gods bicker like siblings, heroes flex for fame, and magic flows as freely as tavern ale, one unlucky soul gets the reincarnation deal of a lifetime—well, almost.Waking up in a fluffy body with twitchy ears and a tail that won't stop wiggling, our protagonist quickly realizes his new life isn’t exactly the stuff of epic ballads. He’s not a fearsome dragon, a dashing swordsman, or even a mildly threatening goblin. Nope. He’s a rabbit—a cute, pint-sized ball of fluff with "snack" …
Rom-Com Zombie Apocalypse
by Mystique728
When the zombie apocalypse hits, high schooler Mira teams up with her snarky best friend Elliot and the mysterious, crowbar-wielding Alex. Armed with nothing but a broom (yes, a broom), Mira leads the ragtag crew through a zombie-infested town. Soon, their biggest battles aren’t just against the undead—they're against hunger, exhaustion, and the question of why they're even fighting in the first place.Rom-Com Zombie Apocalypse is a wild, funny, and a bit existential tale of friendship, survival,…
Radiant Beast Master
by Limpinggod
Mike Thawnfield was basking at a beach when a sudden burst of magic sent him falling into the chaotic world of Loonè. Radiance! Colors! And Magical Beasts! Loone is ruthless, and to survive, he must become worse. Whatever force brought him here didn’t leave him empty-handed. It gave him power. A weapon. A way to dominate the magical beasts of this world. But taming beasts takes more than strength. It takes surrendering who he once was… and becoming something new. Will he thrive? Or be devoured…
They Mistook my Meow as a Dao
by wavesofthebluesea
After dying in a car accident, a snarky indoor cat is reincarnated into a cultivation world… as a divine beast cub. He sleeps and becomes an overlord of spirit beasts, and seeks the ultimate power to nap forever undisturbed.
The Silent Witch: The Secret
by advelarde
She returned to her senses, seeing everyone stare at her. She quickly ran to the hallways. When she reached her room, she cried regretting everything she's done. When the door creaked open she saw his figure."If you came here to rant at me don't even get started" but he didn't reply, "so what i'm getting the silent treatment now, no snarky comebacks from you, when did you get silent" he just stood there still not saying anything "huh, of course I am, you fear me don't you, you now see me as the …
Technology vs magic
by Anime_Anime_6412
In this gripping and humorous novel, the protagonist, Alexander, finds himself trapped in a time loop after a catastrophic event. With each death, he is brought back to the same point in time, forcing him to navigate through multiple challenges and enemies. Alongside his snarky AI companion, Alex, Alexander must use his survival skills and wit to break free from the cycle. Action-packed and filled with unexpected twists, this thrilling tale will keep readers captivated until the very end.
Congratulations, You Died (Again)
by YoonSu_26
One minute, he was scrolling memes. The next? Crushed by a piano and yeeted into the afterlife.Enter System 707: snarky, glitchy, and very much not interested in customer service.Now stuck in the Multi-Existence Synchronization Protocol - aka: “die, jump worlds, survive if you can” - our unlucky (...or lucky?) protagonist is reincarnating across increasingly unhinged realities. Skills transfer, memories stick, and dying? Unfortunately still on the menu.He never signed up for romance, but fate (…
When Aymelle Weeps
by Lim_Yee_Loon
“Her tears fell as the world burned—and I couldn’t protect her.”Raised in a peaceful monastery tucked high in the mountains, Elwin only knew a life of silence, sword training, and quiet days with his kind-hearted sister, Aymelle—a girl destined to become a saint.But everything changed the night the sky turned crimson.Demons descended. The monastery fell. And Aymelle was taken before his eyes.Now, haunted by her final tears and the weight of a promise he couldn't keep, Elwin sets out on a journey…