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Crashing into an Old Flame
by Auroraaa
"What if I say it's too risky?" she asked. "Then I will respond with—you are worth every risk," he smiled. ...With a troubled past and financial issues, Maxim Warner never had it easy. Coming a long way from a small town, he never stopped despite the hurdles thrown his way. Charming and aloof, now the hotshot neurosurgeon has no use for emotions and even less use for love. However, things get twisted when he takes a familiar blonde as his tenant despite the jarring red flags in his mind.She is t…
OLD-WORLD EXTRA
by GoldenStache
{Check out my new novel, Misunderstood Villain: Heroines Mourn My Death}'Born In Ruins' was a forgettable read.That was the only way Emir could describe the pages of the novel he had found himself reincarnated into.The young man barely knew anything, but the snippets he had recalled only caused him unending sorrow...As what awaited him was only tragedy and an early death.It was a depressing story, one that he had planned to flip on its head—all for his salvation.—In this post-apocalyptic world, …
Summit of the Old Gods
by Great Yu
In an era where everyone venerates the gods, Lu Ran, a high school junior, reveres a mysterious being brought to him.From then on,the mortal realm gained a wandering believer.Gods fend off demons with slick maneuvers, exhibiting flamboyant skills unique in their own right, whilst Lu Ran knows deep down that he is genuinely a devout follower!The story begins in an old residential building...
So Pure, So Flirtatious
by Fishman The Second
Yang Ming is an underachiever in high school. Unmotivated, he skips class to shoot pool, cheats on his exams and gets into fights. However, by an act of goodwill and fate, he obtains some high-tech contact lenses that give him superpowers. Together with his gangster street-smarts and ruthless fighting skills, it doesn't take long for him dramatically change his life for the better.As his journey unfolds, he battles against society's big guns and attempts to bring justice into an unjust world. Al…
Not-So an Extra
by Admirably_
Suddenly being thrown into the novel's world and possessing a pretty much fucked up character made him have no choice but to continue his life as a new identity.And just like any sane person who transmigrated into a book, of course, he would destroy every red flag that stood in his way.Yet, unbeknownst to him, every single thing he did was just wrecking the storyline more and even more; to the point that the plot had become utterly screwed, thanks to him.=====A/N: This novel is heavily inspired …
Âu Thần
by Duo Qing De Hai Sheng
Hồng Tiểu Phúc là cô nhi năm nay 18 tuổi. Cậu sống cùng cô em gái nuôi Thẩm Tiểu Linh ở thành phố Thẩm Thành. Cuộc sống tuy khó khăn nhưng hai anh em vẫn luôn rất vui vẻ. Họ luôn tâm niệm: “chúng ta là những đứa con mà ông trời yêu nhất”, chỉ cần có hy vọng, tất cả rồi sẽ tốt hơn thôi.Bởi tính tình lạc quan, tốt bụng nên Hồng Tiểu Phúc được bạn bè cùng lớp yêu quý, đặt cho biệt danh là “Linh vật may mắn” của lớp 12/6.Thế giới đang dần thay đổi, người “thức tỉnh” năng lực xuất hiện ngày càng nhiề…
Reincarnation Of The Old Shaman
by Nizaaah
During this time she had always been a great shaman who was invincible. One day, a young man attacks her, but when she casts magic on that foreign youth, her magic doesn't work at all. As a result, Lian Sheng lost badly! She lay dying on the ground with her body covered in blood.Footsteps could be heard getting closer to her, it seemed like it was the foreign youth!"You are very old, Granny. I think you have had enough fun with all the crimes you have committed. Now is the time to go to hell!"Af…
SO CLOSE AND YET SO FAR
by Johana_AC
Sarah is a girl who falls in love with her best friend Chris but his love wasn't enough to prevent Sarah come out to broken heart only by a simple misunderstanding.Years later they both meet again.What would happen if they decide to take another chance?But a tragedy happens that prevents their happy ending of so close it was...
Thiên Hậu Tiểu Thanh Mai
by Chicken Eat Egg
Hạ Kỳ là cậu bé sinh ra trong một gia đình trâm anh thế phiệt, quyền thế nhất nhì ở thành phố S. Gia đình cậu sở hữu tập đoàn Hạ Thị nổi tiếng. Là một tiểu thiếu gia sống trong một gia đình đều là những người xuất chúng nên cậu cũng sở hữu thần thái và suy nghĩ hơn người. Bạn thân cậu - Miêu Kỳ Phong cũng là tiểu thiếu gia của một gia tộc nổi tiếng không kém – gia tộc họ Miêu, chủ nhân của tập đoàn Miêu Thị. Trong một lần được mời đến dự tiệc tại nhà họ Miêu, Hạ Kỳ tình cờ gặp Tiểu Miêu Miêu - …
SO OBSESSED
by Favour Stephen5651
What if they are real? Will it be weird to find out?There are times you feel so eager to know if something is real. Sometimes you go extra miles to get what you're looking for.And other days you'll find yourself doubting.Before you know it, you're confused.When you sit down to think it through, you finally realize that everything is just a myth...We all have different stages of beliefs and obsession, you could be obsessed with books, games, movies etc...But what happens when your obsession shift…
Bobby's Old Man
by A.C. Katt
Keith Anderson is in love with Bobby Michaels. Unfortunately Keith, with their fifteen year age difference, thinks he’s too old for Bobby. The two start as “friends with benefits,” but Keith dumps Bobby when it turns serious, leaving Bobby broken-hearted.<br><br>When tragedy strikes and Bobby needs Keith, he steps up to support his lover. But Bobby lacks trust in Keith and everything around him. Can Keith convince Bobby that this time is for real, or will the two lovers never reconcile?
B L U E
by Z Cr4vinz
"Well. If you want it in more simpler terms. You. are. Mine""My name is Blue. My life was pretty normal. No parents, some guardians, a job at their restaurant.Y'know. Everyday stuff.Little did I realize that one man would come in the form of a king. A dangerous king, to take me away to his kingdom.That's when I observed, that I was Loved By The Mafia King"
So I'm a Spider, So What?
by Asara_Catboy
I'm gonna survive-just watch me!I was your average, everyday high school girl, but now I've been reborn in a magical world...as a spider?! Wait-this isn't how these stories are supposed to go! Can I get a do-over? ...No? But how am I supposed to survive in this big, scary dungeon as one of the weakest monsters? It's "every spider for herself " in here! I gotta figure out the rules to this QUICK, or I'll be kissing my short second life goodbye...---------------------------------------------------…
And So It Begun
by HairySquid
Life becomes a ball of confusion for Ji Hye Rin, a 27 year old Jobless woman who finds herself inside a popular novel called And So It Begun. Everything would be easy for her except for the fact that she hasn't read the novel or watched the drama adaptation. Join Hye Rin, who has now taken the Identity of Lady Vivian Diane Sullivan, the child of a mistress, and let's see how she'll find friendship, love and betrayal in unexpected places. . . . . .SNEAK PEEK "The traitor's father and all the men …
U-Watch Project
by EPPU
Blurb Sementara sembari menunggu Cover dikerjakan.Kehilangan seorang teman sekaligus sahabat terbaiknya membawa pada sebuah perjalanan panjang. Sebagai Shikai dia berkelana mencari teman masa kecilnya, mengarungi zona waktu dan berbagai dimensi."Temukan... Temukan dan hentikan aku" -ingatan kecil teman baiknya sebelum menghilang bersama dengan ???-Maafkan aku, ini semua salahku. Jika saja aku menyadarinya lebih cepat, aku bertindak lebih cepat.'Aku sungguh tidak berguna, rasa takut dan keraguan …
Not So Demon
by anlaS0
“Don’t forget me never,” A man spoke while crying on her lap. Floriana smiled and strokes his black hair using her last energy to speak she said, “Let us meet one hundred years later.” With her last breath, he held his cries in but couldn’t when he saw a tear dropped from her eyes. A hundred years passed. Hearts are broken and reunited. But is the identity she thinks about herself are true? Is she the daughter of the Angel Lord? or is she someone forgotten from the world? A romance sparks betwee…
Old Familiar Song
by J.M. Snyder
Back in college, Larry Carson played drums in a friend’s band and fell in love with the lead singer, Geoffrey Mason. But all that’s in the past. Larry’s now thirty-five, divorced, and father to a precocious thirteen-year-old daughter.<br><br>One day, when Larry picks Crystal up from school, a song comes on the radio by a new rockstar climbing the charts. Larry recognizes Geoff’s voice immediately, though Crystal calls him Geo and claims he’s the hottest new singer on the scene. Just hearing him …
Old Man Dragon
by Redwinter
An old man dies peacefully, surrounded by friends and family. Expecting to reunite with his loved ones in heaven, he is surprised to find himself born in a new world as a dragon. What is a man who achieved contentment in his former life supposed to do with a new one? Guess he will have to live to find out...