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Rebirth: My Dear Little Wife Is So Scheming
by FuShiLuoHua
"Rebirth in the 90s: The Counterattack of the Delicate Wife" is now available, please support it, dear old and new readers.Bai Xiao was reborn in 1985, back to when she was 18 years old during the release of the college entrance examination results. Her grandmother and uncle, afraid she would break free from their control, had hidden her university admission notice. Nobody would dream of stopping her from attending university this time. In her past life, her soldier brother and married sister pr…
Cultivation is just so scientific!
by Sunflower seeds eating crowd
The Immortal stroked the top of my head, and as my hair was tied up, I was bestowed with eternal life.IBM z15, 190 CPUs, 40T of memory, 12.2 billion transistorsArriving in the Cultivation World with a portable data center space, a tale of cultivation aided by the IBM z15.All for the sake of immortality!
Mama's Princess is Daddy's Beloved
by Scarlet_Shine
“Ms. Li Xue, you are pregnant!” said the doctor as she handed the pregnancy report that has clearly come positive. Li Xue didn’t know how to react to the news. She had come all prepared to take the virginity test and prove to the world that all their accusations were false. She was all sure that of her virginity being intact, then how was her pregnancy even possible? This is the story of a woman, Li Xue, who has worked hard to build her modelling career. She wasn’t from a rich family where every…
Reincarnation: Multi-skilled Goddess Is So Beautiful!
by Prosperity Every Year
The interstellar boss, Zi Yi, has come back to life. Despite clearly being reborn as a daughter to a rich family with a dignified family on her mother's side, she just had to be screwed over by her stepmother's horrendous fostering and egged on to distance herself from her mother's family.Labeled by the people in her circle as a 'Rich, stupid, and shameless to the point of stealing her own sister's boyfriend' woman, Boss Zi Yi merely scoffs. 'Stupid? 'Allow me to show you the true power of the w…
The Savior is just a 3-Year-Old
by Shomikawa
Three-year-old Jiang Huailu transmigrates to find herself at the execution grounds!She opens her eyes. The guillotine blade is hanging above her head, swaying.Her parents are wearing prison uniforms. They stretch their necks long, waiting for the guillotine blade to fall....This is a world where devils prevail.Evil energy rages here. People shut their doors at night and only come out at dawn.The empire is in chaos. World order has collapsed. The monarchs are brutal.Wars break out. People are liv…
My Superstar Wife Is So Popular
by Salt-baked Peach
Wen Qiao had transmigrated into a book, becoming a notorious, brainless, and easily replaceable vase-like minor celebrity.The worst part was that the first scene she entered was literally a path to disaster; at her own engagement party, she was plotting to seduce the male lead into an irrevocable situation, not to mention that she wanted to break off her engagement with her wealthy, handsome fiancé!Wen Qiao stated, "This cannon fodder script must be changed!"Thus, netizens saw a dramatic transfo…
Not your typical baby mama
by Miabella265
All Amy needed to do was get away from her pursuers. The last thing she thought she'd encounter was being kidnapped, drugged and offered to some smelly fat old man.But no, he wasn't any of that. Zach was simply a god. And he was drugged, just like her. It could be the drugs or she just genuinely found him irresistible. And to her luck, he didn't resist her when she made a move on him. When she found out how much of a beast he was in bed, she wasn't complaining. But she knew they were not suppose…
Crashing into an Old Flame
by Auroraaa
"What if I say it's too risky?" she asked. "Then I will respond with—you are worth every risk," he smiled. ...With a troubled past and financial issues, Maxim Warner never had it easy. Coming a long way from a small town, he never stopped despite the hurdles thrown his way. Charming and aloof, now the hotshot neurosurgeon has no use for emotions and even less use for love. However, things get twisted when he takes a familiar blonde as his tenant despite the jarring red flags in his mind.She is t…
My Husband Is a Million Years Old Vampire
by 13Emerald
Being a victim of a house fire that brought the entire family house down, Valentina was left with several burns on her. body, causing her to be titled as the creature of Bayhill.Her stepsister, Chole Callum was about to get married and according to the family tradition, Valentina as the elder daughter of the family must be married. Seeing this as an opportunity to wipe their shame away, the Callum family put a price tag on Valentina's head, whoever gets to marry her would be given a hundred thou…
Tangled Hearts - The Alpha's Baby Mama
by Ejiofor_Dorcas
"Did you think healing me would make me love you more?" He scoffed grabbing my hair as he pulled me towards the door. "You're hurting me, Xavier," I cried beating against him weakly. There was not much I could do. "If I ever see you an inch close to me," He threw me against the wall "I'll damn the consequences and kill you,". ***My mate and I were destined to hate each other, only an act of true love or selflessness from the stronger mate could set our destines on the right path but for seven ye…
This Wizard is So Unscientific!
by Black No. 2
Grounded in the Transcendent, framed by the Sequence, the Wizard ignited the Source Energy and spewed out a mist of Origin Energy.The roaring sound of steam echoed through the entire epoch!In the depths of shadow and the dark tide.Countless greedy, twisted, polluted, and deformed gazes were coveting this roaring new World.The World began to buzz with activity!A certain Wizard, however, was lurking silently in a corner."I like to develop!""Then, what is the deal with those Demon King's heads and …
This Holy Knight is So Despicable!
by 1 tael of yellow split peas
In history, the most notorious Holy Knight! Corrupt Light! Holy Sinner! Blasphemer! The Irreverent! Wright has many well-known titles within the Church of the Holy Light.Angel: "The Goddess tells us to guard against fire, theft, and Wright!"Evil God: "Could you stop targeting me alone when you fleece us?"Evil Dragon: "He not only extorted my money but also abducted my precious daughter!"Devil: "Hell is still too kind and pure for Wright to handle!"Yet this man, whom the Goddess of Holy Light con…
Suami Pungutan Mama
by Uvieyy
Warning 21+ penuh nafsu ops... yang di bawah umur harap menyingkir. ssssssstKhaibar. Seorang lelaki yang mencari rongsokan untuk memenuhi kebutuhan hidup dirinya dan ibunya yang sakit-sakitan setelah ia ter-PHK dan sulit untuk mencari pekerjaan lagi. Ia bertemu dengan wanita paruh baya saat sedang mengais tempat sampah untuk mencari botol bekas. Wanita itu menatapinya sedari tadi lalu tersenyum ke arahnya. "Nak, sudikah kau menikah dengan anakku? Berapapun kau meminta uang akan aku kasih!" pinta…
Muerte... y yo
by Suiyan
Muerte... y yo######Lee el primer capítulo. Tal vez te guste. ;)
So Pure, So Flirtatious
by Fishman The Second
Yang Ming is an underachiever in high school. Unmotivated, he skips class to shoot pool, cheats on his exams and gets into fights. However, by an act of goodwill and fate, he obtains some high-tech contact lenses that give him superpowers. Together with his gangster street-smarts and ruthless fighting skills, it doesn't take long for him dramatically change his life for the better.As his journey unfolds, he battles against society's big guns and attempts to bring justice into an unjust world. Al…
Mysterious Leader is only Five-Year-Old!
by Junqing
The frail young lady of the Tang Family, raised for five years in the Daoist temple, was brought back home.Everyone harbored their own thoughts, preparing to welcome a delicate and sickly young girl, only to be met with a bright and shiny Little Baldy.She followed them around like a little tail, proclaiming that their days were numbered.Initially, the Tang Family resisted this, arguing that even if she wasn't a sweet and adorable child, she shouldn't be a nonsensical Little Swindler!Latter on, a…
My Boss Is So Arrogant
by AnonnaRahman13
"Marry me!!"Rose stared at the person who was sitting infront of her crossing his long legs.She gripped the fabrics of her dress.Her nails were digging into her soft flesh but she was not concerned about it at all.If she was some other girl,no wonder she would be very happy and consider herself lucky but she very well knew the person infront of her was not less than a devil."What if I don't agree?Will you kill me?" Rose said coldly staring directly at his charming grey eyes without any fear in h…
Love Gambit: The Untouchable Tycoon is So Dangerous
by Su Zhishui
One night of spring breeze, stirring the white window screen fluttering in the air.\n\nOnly a nightstand lamp is on in the room.\n\nThe light is a soft, dim yellow.\n\n......
Mr.CEO Is So Obsessed with His Hot Wife
by TangTangJun
Betrayed by her ex and sister, she got married to him in a flash. From then on, she was extremely pampered by him."Sir, your ex is in hospital, being beaten up by madam. Would you like to go to the hospital or the police station to bail her out?""Again? I'll call the director.""Sir, madam ruined her ex-husband's company and the guy would like to ask for your help.""What kind of ex-husband is he!""Sir..."He stood up and immediately rushed home. This little devil caused him trouble every day; she …
Mama's Boy
by A.C. Katt
Chase Summers spends his time writing gay romance and chauffeuring his mama around town. One day after taking her to breakfast, lunch, and four supermarkets, Chase has had enough. It doesn't hurt that he met a handsome stranger over a can of green beans and wants to explore the possibilities without his mama's interference.