yo mama jokes for kids
Mama's Princess is Daddy's Beloved
by Scarlet_Shine
“Ms. Li Xue, you are pregnant!” said the doctor as she handed the pregnancy report that has clearly come positive. Li Xue didn’t know how to react to the news. She had come all prepared to take the virginity test and prove to the world that all their accusations were false. She was all sure that of her virginity being intact, then how was her pregnancy even possible? This is the story of a woman, Li Xue, who has worked hard to build her modelling career. She wasn’t from a rich family where every…
Married For Now
by sola_cola
"My fiancé is a high school student?"Sohee, an Omega drowning in debt, has two choices: marry a younger chaebol Alpha, or sell himself to an older yet violent loan shark Alpha.Ah, there's a third option, too."Should I just off myself or something?"***#omegaverse #dominantalpha #powerbottom #collegeromance #healing
Not your typical baby mama
by Miabella265
All Amy needed to do was get away from her pursuers. The last thing she thought she'd encounter was being kidnapped, drugged and offered to some smelly fat old man.But no, he wasn't any of that. Zach was simply a god. And he was drugged, just like her. It could be the drugs or she just genuinely found him irresistible. And to her luck, he didn't resist her when she made a move on him. When she found out how much of a beast he was in bed, she wasn't complaining. But she knew they were not suppose…
Verworrene Herzen - Die Baby-Mama des Alphas
by Ejiofor_Dorcas
"Dachtest du, wenn du mich heilst, würde ich dich mehr lieben?" Spöttisch packte er mich an den Haaren, während er mich zur Tür zog."Du tust mir weh, Xavier", weinte ich und schlug schwach gegen ihn. Es gab nicht viel, was ich tun konnte."Wenn ich dich jemals auch nur einen Zentimeter in meiner Nähe sehe", warf er mich gegen die Wand, "werde ich die Konsequenzen verdammen und dich töten.***Mein Gefährte und ich waren dazu bestimmt, einander zu hassen, nur ein Akt wahrer Liebe oder Selbstlosigkei…
Frightening Joke: Above the Mist
by Unfeeling Scholar
Bai Yanliang, male, 23 years old, unmarried.Condition improving, good personality shaping, has met the discharge criteria.Today, discharged.
More Than A Baby Mama: Less Than A Wife (A Vintage Love)
by Pluma_W143
There's nothing more important than love, Mila always told herself.Even when her boyfriend cheated on her and accused her of stealing, leading to her being fired, Mila still held onto her belief.For a 24-year-old young woman to survive in a big city where she knew nobody but her cheating boyfriend, Mila had to look for work elsewhere not just anywhere, butThe Montclair Club.For one night, she served as a salesperson for the launch of a new wine. As the saying goes, (In vino veritas) Truth in win…
Tangled Hearts - The Alpha's Baby Mama
by Ejiofor_Dorcas
"Did you think healing me would make me love you more?" He scoffed grabbing my hair as he pulled me towards the door. "You're hurting me, Xavier," I cried beating against him weakly. There was not much I could do. "If I ever see you an inch close to me," He threw me against the wall "I'll damn the consequences and kill you,". ***My mate and I were destined to hate each other, only an act of true love or selflessness from the stronger mate could set our destines on the right path but for seven ye…
Corações Enredados - A Mama do Bebê do Alfa
by Ejiofor_Dorcas
"Você achou que me curar faria com que eu te amasse mais?" Ele zombou, agarrando meu cabelo enquanto me arrastava em direção à porta."Você está me machucando, Xavier," eu chorei, batendo nele fracamente. Não havia muito que eu pudesse fazer."Se eu te ver a uma polegada de distância de mim," Ele me jogou contra a parede "Eu desafio as consequências e te mato,".***Minha companheira e eu estávamos destinados a nos odiar, apenas um ato de amor verdadeiro ou altruísmo do companheiro mais forte poderi…
Suami Pungutan Mama
by Uvieyy
Warning 21+ penuh nafsu ops... yang di bawah umur harap menyingkir. ssssssstKhaibar. Seorang lelaki yang mencari rongsokan untuk memenuhi kebutuhan hidup dirinya dan ibunya yang sakit-sakitan setelah ia ter-PHK dan sulit untuk mencari pekerjaan lagi. Ia bertemu dengan wanita paruh baya saat sedang mengais tempat sampah untuk mencari botol bekas. Wanita itu menatapinya sedari tadi lalu tersenyum ke arahnya. "Nak, sudikah kau menikah dengan anakku? Berapapun kau meminta uang akan aku kasih!" pinta…
Muerte... y yo
by Suiyan
Muerte... y yo######Lee el primer capítulo. Tal vez te guste. ;)
For My King
by Matli_Unicorn
What would you do if you met a mysterious charming stranger, but could never fully see his face?That was the very predicament Cloud Belmont found himself in. It was unusual to find the spark one had been searching for, for so many years on Palace Grounds, but somehow they had found each other. Although this mysterious man knows everything about Cloud. Cloud has not even seen the face of the person he spends endless amounts of hours with. Follow Cloud’s journey on finding out who the man is and h…
Yo me convierto en la jefa bebé de la mafia
by Zehell2218
—¿De repente te conviertes en jefa de la mafia en un mundo de superpoderes y solo tienes 3 años?Ainsley Sloan, una joven de 20 años amante del anime, transmigrada de repente en el cuerpo de una niña pequeña.El padre se escapó con una mujer, y la madre era solo una madre sustituta. ¡Los dos dejaron atrás a su bebé de 3 años para gobernar una familia mafiosa de tamaño mediano!No, ¡esto no puede ser!Ainsley se vio obligada a abrazar la abandonada Familia Sloan y llevar a su familia a la cima del pe…
Mama's Boy
by A.C. Katt
Chase Summers spends his time writing gay romance and chauffeuring his mama around town. One day after taking her to breakfast, lunch, and four supermarkets, Chase has had enough. It doesn't hurt that he met a handsome stranger over a can of green beans and wants to explore the possibilities without his mama's interference.
Awas, Papa! Mama Mau Membunuhmu!!
by VorstinStory
Qiao Anxia seorang assassin dengan masa lalu kelam. Suatu hari berniat merebut suami dari musuhnya bebuyutannya. Kehilangan malam pertama hanya demi balas dendam namun...yang ia tiduri adalah saudara suami musuhnya?? Richard Calvin, pria yang terkenal sebagi hero bagi para korban ketidakadilan para penguasa.Apa jadinya ketika kedua orang bertolak belakang ini menikah hanya karena seorang anak jenius yang imut serta menyenangkan ingin menjodohkan mereka. Dan anak itu adalah hasil pembuahan mereka…
Billionare's Escaped Baby Mama: Seductress On The Run
by Bloodrose_7
Five years ago, everything shattered.An accident. A baby. A goodbye with no turning back.She vanished from the world she once knew, pregnant and alone.No degree. No future.Just her, a secondhand car, and a daughter who calls her “mama” between cheap takeout meals and midnight Didi runs.By day, she's invisible.By night, she drives circles around a city that’s too big for broken dreams.She’s used to passengers coming and going, until he gets in her car.The man she once loved. The father of her chi…
Fighting For Eternity
by Sabin_Subedi_Fei
Check out: Crazy Monk Also Dual Cultivates?Check out: Sword Devil Also Dual Cultivates?Life is full of dangers in this world, only the strong have the right to raise their voice. A world filled with countless creatures, fighting for a single thing. How can a boy who walked out of the lowest region fight in such a hegemon with a sealed dantian? He who vows to kill the heavens learns about his true enemy, prepares the strongest War legion, and conquers the Universe. He holds the system, condenses …
Ich bin eine Boss-Mama, die sich entspannen will
by Mr. Yan
Jeder wusste, dass die junge Frau Shen, nachdem sie von einem wilden Mann verlassen worden war, selbstsüchtig wurde und schwanger wurde, ohne zu heiraten. Nachdem sie aus ihrem Haus vertrieben worden war, verfiel sie in einen Zustand der Verzweiflung. Die berüchtigte Shen Ruojing erschien jedoch auf dem Geburtstagsbankett der alten Madam der Familie Chu. Alle verhöhnten sie. "Diejenigen, die Millionen an Geschenken schicken, sitzen an einem Tisch, während diejenigen, die Dutzende Millionen an Ge…
Anything For You
by Phoenix
Emerald Azure, an aloof werewolf, Alpha of CRESCENT MOON pack who is not blessed with a Destined Mate by Moon Goddess happens to cross his ways with Scarlet Lozenge, a normal human girl only to get surprised learning her true identity and falling for her deeply, even after cutting the knots of deadly Blood pact and enjoys his love life after centuries, but things take a different turn with the entry of Dankein Cosh, king of Dream-Catchers who happens to be entangled with both Scarlet and Emerald…
yo mama is coming over
by Thekingof
unfortunately for me it’s a very long drive to the iu so I don’t have to go back and forth with the other person to get it to done and it doesn’t work for me either way I just want the other person in the same way ethat way I don’t have the same thing I have to go back in the same time I have to get it done I don’t have know how much to spend on it and it’s a bit eeeeeee