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Endless Pampering Only For You
by Mo Xiaoshui
As childhood sweethearts, they were made to engage under the manipulations of their families. It involved having to to live in the same room and sleep together.One night, she is accidentally made drunk, and in his delirium, he kisses her only to realize he enjoys it. From time to time, he would sneak a kiss on her, but his “crime” is eventually discovered in an accident. After being accused by her, he says with a smile, “You are my wife, why can’t I kiss you?”The two people’s daily routine is fu…
The Luckiest Dumb Doctor
by Click In and Get Rich
[An explosive and thrilling story, highly recommended by the Chief Editor himself. A must-read divine book, you'll regret not reading this.]In the eyes of others, he might have seemed like a worthless fool, but he was revered as the master of appraisal, the miraculous healer, the charming sorcerer, the lord of the Dragon Palace, the invincible war god... With a hand that wielded golden needles against death itself, and another that brandished a longsword, compelling nations to submit, he possess…
Frightening Joke: Above the Mist
by Unfeeling Scholar
Bai Yanliang, male, 23 years old, unmarried.Condition improving, good personality shaping, has met the discharge criteria.Today, discharged.
Reluctant Hero: Damn Protagonist, Why Are You So Useless?
by eprins
After getting hit by a bus, Edward gets sent to another world, forced to complete a mission to save it, which he successfully accomplishes. But just as he's about to enjoy his well-deserved hero life, a cosmic screw-up by the goddess sends him back to Earth. On the very same day, while saving his sister, Edward gets hit by a bus again, ending up back in front of the goddess. Now, in accepting a new reincarnation, he brings the goddess along to a new world, aiming for a peaceful life. However, he…
So Pure, So Flirtatious
by Fishman The Second
Yang Ming is an underachiever in high school. Unmotivated, he skips class to shoot pool, cheats on his exams and gets into fights. However, by an act of goodwill and fate, he obtains some high-tech contact lenses that give him superpowers. Together with his gangster street-smarts and ruthless fighting skills, it doesn't take long for him dramatically change his life for the better.As his journey unfolds, he battles against society's big guns and attempts to bring justice into an unjust world. Al…
So You're Such A Doctor Song
by Leaf Snow
Changqing has always felt that she's incomparable to Guan Ying in every aspect. Even though she is pretty and has a good family background, this world is nothing more than a world where Princes are more attracted to Cinderellas.Her first love that she dearly remembers in her heart for years eventually becomes Guan Ying’s current boyfriend and her fiancé is Guan Ying’s ex. He has yet to forget Guan Ying.A business marriage brings Changqing and Song Chuyi together despite the absence of love.In pu…
Medical Consort, the Prince is Pretending to be Dumb Again
by Tang Wei'en
Liu Shimei, who died suddenly in an experimental lab in the previous lifetime, was forced to get engaged to the second prince. Her fiance was mentally handicapped, obedient yet clingy, and gentle yet fierce at the same time. He wanted her care and affection every single day! When her stepmother and stepsister plotted against her, he punished them! When her father didn't show her affection, he criticized him!Although she was a retired doctor and a teacher to many, none of her concoctions worked o…
System for you darling!
by CrazeNovel
Theodore is a young man who dreams of making his loved ones happy. but who would have thought that to make one happy It's going to be this difficult!! Follow the young man who will rise to the top for everyone's happiness...
Endless Pampering Only For You
by Mo Xiaoshui
Sebagai pasangan yang sudah berhubungan semenjak kanak-kanak, mereka dipaksa berhubungan di bawah manipulasi-manipulasi keluarga masing-masing. Termasuk harus tinggal bersama dan tidur bersama dalam ruangan yang sama.Suatu malam, si gadis dengan tak sengaja dibuat mabuk, dan dalam alam bawah sadarnya, si pria menciumnya dan ternyata ia menyukainya. Dari waktu ke waktu, si pria secara diam diam mencuri curi mencium si gadis, setelah ketahuan dan dituduh pencuri oleh si gadis, si pria hanya tersen…
Only For You
by Bellamerce
"Do you believe in destiny? I think i am looking at mine."*All Alaia Crowe ever wanted in life was for her family to be happy and to not have to worry about money all the time. But because of her blindness, there was not so much she could do to help. So when an opportunity to 'fix' things comes along, though unsure of what she is getting into, she agrees to marry her father's billionaire boss. Anything for her family. After all, it's only for a year. But soon after, she realises nothing is ever…
Anything For You
by Phoenix
Emerald Azure, an aloof werewolf, Alpha of CRESCENT MOON pack who is not blessed with a Destined Mate by Moon Goddess happens to cross his ways with Scarlet Lozenge, a normal human girl only to get surprised learning her true identity and falling for her deeply, even after cutting the knots of deadly Blood pact and enjoys his love life after centuries, but things take a different turn with the entry of Dankein Cosh, king of Dream-Catchers who happens to be entangled with both Scarlet and Emerald…
MY DUMB DOCTOR, PLEASE LOOK AT ME!
by _frieyaVida
Nurse Belle works to save lives while Ceres assassinates people. In an extraordinary twist of fate, these two souls now occupy the same body.If that wasn't bad enough, Ceres found out that the person she killed became Belle's colleague in this life. Worse, she still loves him. However, Belle wants no part in letting this man into her heart for the second time. Her body -her decision! And that's NO TO DR. ELIEZER RIVERA. Unfortunately for her, Ceres has a lot of ways to throw her plan in disarray…
All My Love...FOR YOU.
by Sira_08
This story is about two lovers Alex Johnson a self-made billionaire by wealth but weak in falling for someone and Mia Jones a complete package of cuteness with food being her partner since childhood. Getting all the love from her parents and her only bestfriend. The topper of her college and excellent in giving love to everyone Mia never felt any emptiness in her heart but the feeling of a special someone loving her was something foreign and wasn't her desire.Being left traumatized by his childh…
Last For You
by Emy_Richard
Last For You Volume 1-Valery Katkins & Ken WiliamSaat orang terdekat dan dunia seakan melupakan keberadaanya dan takdir seakan menggantikan perannya dengan orang lain dikehidupan nyata selama 15 tahun,membuat hati seorang Valery Katkins ditutupi oleh kebencian,tidak ada seorang pun di dunia ini yang bisa dipercaya,hingga pertemuannya dengan Ken William seseorang dari masa lalunya yang membuat Valery harus kehilangan keluarga dan masa depannya.Akankah Valery memainkan perannya demi membalas denda…
Be Here For You
by Erina_Yufida
Devan yang seorang gay harus terusir dari keluarga karena itu. Bertahun- tahun memendam jati diri, pria remaja itu malah dikhianati oleh sang kekasih. Ketika remaja itu hampir putus asa karena pengkhianatan yang juga melibatkan anggota keluarga terdekat, secara tiba- tiba ia dipertemukan dengan pria bertatto yang nampak menyeramkan dengan gaya pakaian dan botol alkohol di tangannya.Devan tak pernah menyangka, hidup barunya yang secara penuh ditanggung pria bernama Mike itu akan merubah keseluruh…
You Were Made for Me
by Tinnean
After one year, eight months, and five days -- after both being shot, after Mark Vincent rescuing Quinton Mann from kidnappers and Quinn rescuing Mark from a rival anti-terrorist organization, after dealing with deaths in the family and betrayal in the workplace, the CIA spook and the WBIS spy are going to get married. <br><br>“I hope you feel deeply loved, for you are. I have no greater gift to offer you than my heart, and I give it to you freely. I promise I shall always do my best. I feel hon…
Searching For You
by LIVSY
Genre: Modern Fantasy Romance, Super Natural, Multiple Lives, Action, Comedy, Mystery, Occasional SMUT and ECCHI content.Yu Sha was born prematurely and her heart wasn’t fully closed. The first several years of her life, were often spent in the hospital undergoing procedures. But she did not let her condition defined who she is. She worked hard and excelled in sports and PE class. Su Na’s mother had gone through a traumatic experience which caused her to be frequently hospitalized. As long as sh…
JOKES ON YOU
by namelessfriend
HELEN IS A BAD GIRL OR MABYE THE WROST .SHE KILLED THE FATHER OF THE MOST KIND GIRL OF THE SCHOOL.YET THE KIND GIRL SHOW LOVES TO HER BUT HELEN FAR WAY FROM THAT KINDNESS MAYBE SOMEDAY SHE WILL CHANGE WHO KNOWS CAUSE IT HER FREAKING BUSINESS NOT MINE.....
A Miracle For You
by Lexi Pinkwood
Justin's life seems perfect; With wealth, a very handsome face and a manly body, also with gang friends who support him, and with many women adoring him.And Lisa, the beautiful, classy and sexy one? Justin doesn't even need to flirt to get her attention. However, Justin actually has a challenge to make an ordinary girl fall in love with him, which he thinks it would be easy, but it isn't. And any hope of living with this girl seems impossible. Justin needs a miracle, especially from that magic t…
Her Dumb Honour
by RosemilOduor
Innocent, pretty, kind, and compassionate were the fitting descriptions for Karen Barger. She had been living her perfect life until it had begun to crumble at a time she least expected it. To seek comfort, she returns to Atlanta, her home, and unbeknownst to her, another piece of her world crumbles in New York.Along with her two friends in Atlanta, Karen’s life will be on a roller coaster, and she will experience raw, vulnerable, and intense emotions like never before.Determined to honour the v…