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Crashing into an Old Flame

Crashing into an Old Flame

by Auroraaa

4.83

"What if I say it's too risky?" she asked. "Then I will respond with—you are worth every risk," he smiled. ...With a troubled past and financial issues, Maxim Warner never had it easy. Coming a long way from a small town, he never stopped despite the hurdles thrown his way. Charming and aloof, now the hotshot neurosurgeon has no use for emotions and even less use for love. However, things get twisted when he takes a familiar blonde as his tenant despite the jarring red flags in his mind.She is t…

Love So Sweet

Love So Sweet

by zetsubouaichan

4.79

The first time they met, the little boy had pulled her hair, hoping to get her attention.When they met at the kindergarten again, the boy was glad that the girl had no longer remembered the previous incident. However, getting close to her was not an easy task as the girl was always surrounded by others who admired her.Once the boy finally got the girl’s attention, his family decided to move to another country.Years later, the two of them crossed paths again. This time, the boy pulled the girl’s …

Reluctant Hero: Damn Protagonist, Why Are You So Useless?

Reluctant Hero: Damn Protagonist, Why Are You So Useless?

by eprins

4.27

After getting hit by a bus, Edward gets sent to another world, forced to complete a mission to save it, which he successfully accomplishes. But just as he's about to enjoy his well-deserved hero life, a cosmic screw-up by the goddess sends him back to Earth. On the very same day, while saving his sister, Edward gets hit by a bus again, ending up back in front of the goddess. Now, in accepting a new reincarnation, he brings the goddess along to a new world, aiming for a peaceful life. However, he…

Are You Telling An Eight-Year-Old To Survive In The Wilderness?

Are You Telling An Eight-Year-Old To Survive In The Wilderness?

by 648

3.69

The live show, Survive in Wilderness was a hit.There were thousands of participants in the game show. They would all start by parachuting from a plane and land randomly in a primary forest.The participants would have to rely only on a backpack, a water bottle, and a dagger to survive.Yu Beier was only eight years old when he joined the game show so that he could buy the cure for his ill mother with the prize money. He was the youngest to have ever participated, and he had accidentally woken up a…

OLD-WORLD EXTRA

OLD-WORLD EXTRA

by GoldenStache

4.53

{Check out my new novel, Misunderstood Villain: Heroines Mourn My Death}'Born In Ruins' was a forgettable read.That was the only way Emir could describe the pages of the novel he had found himself reincarnated into.The young man barely knew anything, but the snippets he had recalled only caused him unending sorrow...As what awaited him was only tragedy and an early death.It was a depressing story, one that he had planned to flip on its head—all for his salvation.—In this post-apocalyptic world, …

Summit of the Old Gods

Summit of the Old Gods

by Great Yu

4.9

In an era where everyone venerates the gods, Lu Ran, a high school junior, reveres a mysterious being brought to him.From then on,the mortal realm gained a wandering believer.Gods fend off demons with slick maneuvers, exhibiting flamboyant skills unique in their own right, whilst Lu Ran knows deep down that he is genuinely a devout follower!The story begins in an old residential building...

So You're Such A Doctor Song

So You're Such A Doctor Song

by Leaf Snow

4.72

Changqing has always felt that she's incomparable to Guan Ying in every aspect. Even though she is pretty and has a good family background, this world is nothing more than a world where Princes are more attracted to Cinderellas.Her first love that she dearly remembers in her heart for years eventually becomes Guan Ying’s current boyfriend and her fiancé is Guan Ying’s ex. He has yet to forget Guan Ying.A business marriage brings Changqing and Song Chuyi together despite the absence of love.In pu…

So Pure, So Flirtatious

So Pure, So Flirtatious

by Fishman The Second

4.11

Yang Ming is an underachiever in high school. Unmotivated, he skips class to shoot pool, cheats on his exams and gets into fights. However, by an act of goodwill and fate, he obtains some high-tech contact lenses that give him superpowers. Together with his gangster street-smarts and ruthless fighting skills, it doesn't take long for him dramatically change his life for the better.As his journey unfolds, he battles against society's big guns and attempts to bring justice into an unjust world. Al…

So, You Are A Protagonist

So, You Are A Protagonist

by Fallen_Void

(not enough ratings)

What do you think would happen when someone from cultivation world extracts memories of a transmigrator, especially when the transmigrator has read countless amount of cultivation novels, containing near endless stream of information about the path of Dao and the ways of cultivation.And what happens, when that extractor is not the hero...But the villainous young master?The story follows Zheng Xie, who did exactly that....[Chapter Length: 2,500~3,500][Chapter Frequency: 1 chapter every Sunday, We…

SO CLOSE AND YET SO FAR

SO CLOSE AND YET SO FAR

by Johana_AC

(not enough ratings)

Sarah is a girl who falls in love with her best friend Chris but his love wasn't enough to prevent Sarah come out to broken heart only by a simple misunderstanding.Years later they both meet again.What would happen if they decide to take another chance?But a tragedy happens that prevents their happy ending of so close it was...

Love is so sweet

Love is so sweet

by lynerparel

4.86

A female writer who has problems eating properly, due to a past she wants to forget. She has a life-changing encounter with a man she meets in a hospital.A story of change, acceptance, love, and redemption starts here.

Reincarnation Of The Old Shaman

Reincarnation Of The Old Shaman

by Nizaaah

(not enough ratings)

During this time she had always been a great shaman who was invincible. One day, a young man attacks her, but when she casts magic on that foreign youth, her magic doesn't work at all. As a result, Lian Sheng lost badly! She lay dying on the ground with her body covered in blood.Footsteps could be heard getting closer to her, it seemed like it was the foreign youth!"You are very old, Granny. I think you have had enough fun with all the crimes you have committed. Now is the time to go to hell!"Af…

So Perfectly Inlove

So Perfectly Inlove

by AngelOfGod

4.72

“Selfish brat!” Mommy was about to slap me when someone held her wrist. I swallowed hard and looked up to see who could it be only to gasp when I found out it was Calvin!He looked furious, like a dragon ready to spit fire. His forehead was wrinkled and his lips were on a grim line. His jaw was clenched repeatedly, and his eyes were like that of the sky's wrath. His dark aura told me that his anger is uncontrollable.“Try to lay your hands on her, and you'll taste the real hell," he said coldly. H…

So Into You

So Into You

by J.D. Walker

(not enough ratings)

Llewellyn "Llew" Dane lives for his job, or rather, to pay down his student loans. He enjoys what he does, but also appreciates the eye-candy provided by Marc Temple, a senior manager. A pair of jeans had never looked so good on a man.<br><br>In the open-minded atmosphere of the company where people date each other constantly, it would be easy to approach Marc and announce his interest. But Llew has been rejected so often by men in the past that he doesn't see the point in trying. And yeah, he's…

SO OBSESSED

SO OBSESSED

by Favour Stephen5651

4.83

What if they are real? Will it be weird to find out?There are times you feel so eager to know if something is real. Sometimes you go extra miles to get what you're looking for.And other days you'll find yourself doubting.Before you know it, you're confused.When you sit down to think it through, you finally realize that everything is just a myth...We all have different stages of beliefs and obsession, you could be obsessed with books, games, movies etc...But what happens when your obsession shift…

So I'm a Spider, So What?

So I'm a Spider, So What?

by Asara_Catboy

(not enough ratings)

I'm gonna survive-just watch me!I was your average, everyday high school girl, but now I've been reborn in a magical world...as a spider?! Wait-this isn't how these stories are supposed to go! Can I get a do-over? ...No? But how am I supposed to survive in this big, scary dungeon as one of the weakest monsters? It's "every spider for herself " in here! I gotta figure out the rules to this QUICK, or I'll be kissing my short second life goodbye...---------------------------------------------------…

The Awaken: New Old World

The Awaken: New Old World

by LietzL

1.44

Suddenly, the whole world goes into a state of coma without explanation, when Gabriel, a boy of only 17 years old wakes up, he finds himself practically in a new world with mythical creatures and magic.

Let's Grow Old Together When You've Matured

Let's Grow Old Together When You've Matured

by A Smile that Crushes Mornings

4.25

'Is he gay?' 'Impossible, I'll prove it!'And so begins the romantic tale of Ji Xiaonian, a first-year student in Ning University who had been spoiled her entire life, and Bai Yan, the CEO of a major corporation who also happens to be a lecturer in Ning University. Their families were of equal standing, making them a match made in heaven. There was one problem, though, Bai Yan had avoided women all his life. What nobody knew, however, was that Bai Yan had been protecting his chastity for 28 years…

Old World Untold: Seeing You

Old World Untold: Seeing You

by A. Marie

(not enough ratings)

When Zayne's estranged mother commits suicide the safety blanket he had built around himself begins to crumble. Rebekah leads him to uncover the secrets of his mother's past, and reveal the reason for his future. He has to figure out his abilities while learning about the world his mother kept hidden from him. He soon learns that he is but a small pawn in the plot she set into action before he was even born.

And So It Begun

And So It Begun

by HairySquid

(not enough ratings)

Life becomes a ball of confusion for Ji Hye Rin, a 27 year old Jobless woman who finds herself inside a popular novel called And So It Begun. Everything would be easy for her except for the fact that she hasn't read the novel or watched the drama adaptation. Join Hye Rin, who has now taken the Identity of Lady Vivian Diane Sullivan, the child of a mistress, and let's see how she'll find friendship, love and betrayal in unexpected places. . . . . .SNEAK PEEK "The traitor's father and all the men …