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Hellbound With You

Hellbound With You

by KazzenlX

4.83

[WARNING: MATURE CONTENT] "I love you, despite the danger signs."____Sheltered and innocent Abigail is terminally ill. She knows she will die soon so before she dies, she wants to fulfill her one and only wish - to fall in love. She wants to experience loving someone romantically. But under one strange condition- she wants a man who will not fall in love with her because she doesn't want him to suffer when she's gone. She met Alexander Qinn, the coldhearted and mysterious man. He warns her from …

You Are Mine

You Are Mine

by Leann Lane

4.56

After one painful and humiliating night, Mia was left wondering if Master Reed was just a figure that she dreamed up when she secretly discovered the world of BDSM. Until she collided with him in the conference room at her office building and found out just how real he actually was and he's made it very clear that he is going to be her Master. Reed bought "Bean Me" with the intention of claiming Mia as his submissive. A dream he'd had ever since the night he had picked her up off the sidewalk …

You Are Ours

You Are Ours

by Leann Lane

4.89

How does one woman please two men? Lizzie has to answer when Jordan suddenly springs Jackson on her. His life long best friend.Jackson is a dark, brooding man. When they meet, the sparks fly and burn so hot and unexpectedly that Lizzie is shocked. Jordan was a lot for Lizzie to learn how to handle. But, when she discovers she is supposed to try and take both of them on. She was terrified and overwhelmed,Lizzie flees to a quiet cabin in the woods, where she thinks she is safe enough to come to te…

you suck

you suck

by Toycar59

(not enough ratings)

fuck off and read the bookrated 18 hotaction maybe fantasy haven't decided yet

Hate You, Love You.

Hate You, Love You.

by Queen_Of_Royals

4.49

Adelaide Montessori Prep, school for the children of the rich and upper-class members of the social ladder.So what is Melody Jones doing in a school like that? One word: Scholarship..........................Meet Melody:Melody is not a damsel in distress. She's witty, sassy, and badass, but one person just seems to irk her every time: Jason Blunt.Meet Jason:Son of a famous model and hot shot lawyer, Jason is living the high life: luxury vacations, private jets and designer everything. He seems to…

Only For You

Only For You

by Bellamerce

4.69

"Do you believe in destiny? I think i am looking at mine."*All Alaia Crowe ever wanted in life was for her family to be happy and to not have to worry about money all the time. But because of her blindness, there was not so much she could do to help. So when an opportunity to 'fix' things comes along, though unsure of what she is getting into, she agrees to marry her father's billionaire boss. Anything for her family. After all, it's only for a year. But soon after, she realises nothing is ever…

to suck banana or not to suck banana

to suck banana or not to suck banana

by CKTown

(not enough ratings)

This novel is about a skeleton that likes to suck bananas, I.E penises. And, smegma like to suck big bananas. P.s: What is better than a banana? A big, black banana. Oh Hail the Banana Lord

All My Disciples Suck!

All My Disciples Suck!

by I_Love_Hina

(not enough ratings)

Just AI translations that I want to leisurely read later (Ignore this). Also, I'm not the author.Problems:*Names*Chaps heavily un-edited*Cultivation realm confusionPro: *Better than MTL at least lolCover is from R.top

suck.

suck.

by katzenhuhn

1

if u read this ur gay

Fated To You

Fated To You

by ShadowPrincess96

4.69

-----[MATURE CONTENT ALERT]"No! I won't let you go this time! No matter how many times more I will be born for you, but I am your eternal fated one." Alex proclaimed passionately.-----What it likes to lose your cherished one, you loved with your whole heart? Luna, the only daughter of a rich businessman, was reincarnated with a new chance to live her life without the regret of a tragic death in her last life. The painful scars from the previous life transformed her to despise love forever. Alex,…

I'm the MC, Why Do I Suck at Cultivation

I'm the MC, Why Do I Suck at Cultivation

by Dark Knight

4.73

Lu Changsheng is depressed.In this world full of cultivators and immortals, because of his face and irresistible fine bearing as a protagonist, women fall in love with him within three seconds. Unusual heavenly phenomena occur to celebrate his breakthroughs. His literary talent can easily shock all scholars and his random citations are eulogized by the heaven and earth. Legendary beasts offer themselves as mounts, celestial treasures throw themselves into his pockets. However, there is one thing…

Zombies Suck

Zombies Suck

by Emerald_Knight_3681

(not enough ratings)

"You can do anything.""That means I can control my strength right?""........""that means I can control my strength right?"

help you kill you

help you kill you

by luckylou

4.73

setelah semua terungkap berjanjilah untuk membunuhku juga, ucap alice pada leon lelaki tampan yang sangat mencintainya itu. baiklah, sampai saat itu tiba berjanjilah kau akan menjadi milikku seutuhnya.

LOVE IS SUCK

LOVE IS SUCK

by lelevil_lelesan

(not enough ratings)

Namaku Citra Birawa, anak salah satu konglomerat di Indonesia. Seharusnya hidupku enak dan lancar jaya layaknya anak orang kaya pada umumnya tapi tidak untukku. Seorang pewaris itu memiliki banyak tuntutan dan hal-hal gila diluar nalar dalam kehidupan mewah keluarga besarku.Hingga aku bertemu dengannya pertama kali karena sayembara bodoh yang kakekku adakan yang mengubah seluruh hidupku. Dimana biasanya sebuah perjodohan dimulai dengan penolakan dan pertentangan tapi tidak untuk kami berdua, kam…

Is It You?

Is It You?

by Tinnean

(not enough ratings)

William "Wills" Matheson is a computer whiz, hired by Huntingdon right out of college. He's groomed for a position in the Washington Bureau of Intelligence and Security, a sister organization to Huntingdon. Eventually, he's promoted to senior special agent in the department of Interior Affairs, under the notorious Mark Vincent.<br><br>Instructed by Trevor Wallace -- The Boss, and yes, that's in caps, of the WBIS -- to follow Vincent after his apartment is destroyed, the younger agent discovers w…

A Miracle For You

A Miracle For You

by Lexi Pinkwood

4.94

Justin's life seems perfect; With wealth, a very handsome face and a manly body, also with gang friends who support him, and with many women adoring him.And Lisa, the beautiful, classy and sexy one? Justin doesn't even need to flirt to get her attention. However, Justin actually has a challenge to make an ordinary girl fall in love with him, which he thinks it would be easy, but it isn't. And any hope of living with this girl seems impossible. Justin needs a miracle, especially from that magic t…

suck it ligma

suck it ligma

by Michael_Jackson_3925

(not enough ratings)

yuri

life is suck

life is suck

by marsha_asyura

(not enough ratings)

Suck It Webnovel!

Suck It Webnovel!

by Verdant1337

(not enough ratings)

IHeart You

IHeart You

by Sita_eh

4.87

**Season I: (TAMAT)Indah Putri Soedarmo, berasal dari keluarga yang kaya raya. Apapun bisa Putri dapatkan dengan mudah. Membuat pribadi remajanya tumbuh menjadi egois dan tidak mau tersaingi oleh siapapun.Kehidupan percintaannya pun tidak berjalan mulus, ia harus memilih antara mengorbankan perasaannya atau membantu orang tuanya untuk melakukan perjodohan dengan pria tampan dan kaya raya, dan memliki sifat dingin dan angkuh. Demi menyelamatkan perusahaan keluarga yang sudah lama berdiri.**Seaso…