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Crashing into an Old Flame
by Auroraaa
"What if I say it's too risky?" she asked. "Then I will respond with—you are worth every risk," he smiled. ...With a troubled past and financial issues, Maxim Warner never had it easy. Coming a long way from a small town, he never stopped despite the hurdles thrown his way. Charming and aloof, now the hotshot neurosurgeon has no use for emotions and even less use for love. However, things get twisted when he takes a familiar blonde as his tenant despite the jarring red flags in his mind.She is t…
Love So Sweet
by zetsubouaichan
The first time they met, the little boy had pulled her hair, hoping to get her attention.When they met at the kindergarten again, the boy was glad that the girl had no longer remembered the previous incident. However, getting close to her was not an easy task as the girl was always surrounded by others who admired her.Once the boy finally got the girl’s attention, his family decided to move to another country.Years later, the two of them crossed paths again. This time, the boy pulled the girl’s …
This Wizard is So Unscientific!
by Black No. 2
Grounded in the Transcendent, framed by the Sequence, the Wizard ignited the Source Energy and spewed out a mist of Origin Energy.The roaring sound of steam echoed through the entire epoch!In the depths of shadow and the dark tide.Countless greedy, twisted, polluted, and deformed gazes were coveting this roaring new World.The World began to buzz with activity!A certain Wizard, however, was lurking silently in a corner."I like to develop!""Then, what is the deal with those Demon King's heads and …
OLD-WORLD EXTRA
by GoldenStache
{Check out my new novel, Misunderstood Villain: Heroines Mourn My Death}'Born In Ruins' was a forgettable read.That was the only way Emir could describe the pages of the novel he had found himself reincarnated into.The young man barely knew anything, but the snippets he had recalled only caused him unending sorrow...As what awaited him was only tragedy and an early death.It was a depressing story, one that he had planned to flip on its head—all for his salvation.—In this post-apocalyptic world, …
Summit of the Old Gods
by Great Yu
In an era where everyone venerates the gods, Lu Ran, a high school junior, reveres a mysterious being brought to him.From then on,the mortal realm gained a wandering believer.Gods fend off demons with slick maneuvers, exhibiting flamboyant skills unique in their own right, whilst Lu Ran knows deep down that he is genuinely a devout follower!The story begins in an old residential building...
So Pure, So Flirtatious
by Fishman The Second
Yang Ming is an underachiever in high school. Unmotivated, he skips class to shoot pool, cheats on his exams and gets into fights. However, by an act of goodwill and fate, he obtains some high-tech contact lenses that give him superpowers. Together with his gangster street-smarts and ruthless fighting skills, it doesn't take long for him dramatically change his life for the better.As his journey unfolds, he battles against society's big guns and attempts to bring justice into an unjust world. Al…
Your Not So Ordinary Villain
by bluerabyss
A millennium had passed, and everything had lost its meaning in his eyes. Many heroes emerged from generation to generation, but he stood the test of time. That was his life, waiting for someone to come along and defeat him, but no one did. Nobody dared. Nobody tried. How can he allow this to happen? With the aid of his magic, he rose from his throne and set out into another world in search of excitement and, perhaps, a worthwhile adventure.What would happen if this last boss decided to venture …
Not-So an Extra
by Admirably_
Suddenly being thrown into the novel's world and possessing a pretty much fucked up character made him have no choice but to continue his life as a new identity.And just like any sane person who transmigrated into a book, of course, he would destroy every red flag that stood in his way.Yet, unbeknownst to him, every single thing he did was just wrecking the storyline more and even more; to the point that the plot had become utterly screwed, thanks to him.=====A/N: This novel is heavily inspired …
A Vow So Beautiful
by valeriex
"Prisana, it's not too late to stop now before we do something we both regret.""Break me," she whispered into his lips. "You're the kind of despicable man I'm looking for that can ruin me for good.""That I can do."———————VOLUME 1 - AVSB COMPLETESummary: Vows are supposed to be promises of undying love. But they were broken even before the bride—Prisana could make it to the altar. Fate brought her to Dane. A mysterious man turned CEO.They were never supposed to meet. When they share a night of pa…
A love so unexpected
by MScPhysics
“ I do ”. Leo said as he looked at Luke. Luke smiled. “ I announce you both as husbands. You may kiss ”. Leo felt his breath hitch. Luke smiled moving forward. Leo closed his eyes and felt Luke’s lips on his forehead. A smile made its way to his lips. Luke pulled away and smiled turning to the front. Leo did the same. He glanced at Luke with a sparkle in his eyes. He couldn’t help but think maybe……… just maybe Luke isn’t as much of a jerk as he thinks of him. Luke smiled pulling Leo closer. Leo …
Reincarnation Of The Old Shaman
by Nizaaah
During this time she had always been a great shaman who was invincible. One day, a young man attacks her, but when she casts magic on that foreign youth, her magic doesn't work at all. As a result, Lian Sheng lost badly! She lay dying on the ground with her body covered in blood.Footsteps could be heard getting closer to her, it seemed like it was the foreign youth!"You are very old, Granny. I think you have had enough fun with all the crimes you have committed. Now is the time to go to hell!"Af…
Love is so sweet
by lynerparel
A female writer who has problems eating properly, due to a past she wants to forget. She has a life-changing encounter with a man she meets in a hospital.A story of change, acceptance, love, and redemption starts here.
SO CLOSE AND YET SO FAR
by Johana_AC
Sarah is a girl who falls in love with her best friend Chris but his love wasn't enough to prevent Sarah come out to broken heart only by a simple misunderstanding.Years later they both meet again.What would happen if they decide to take another chance?But a tragedy happens that prevents their happy ending of so close it was...
So Perfectly Inlove
by AngelOfGod
“Selfish brat!” Mommy was about to slap me when someone held her wrist. I swallowed hard and looked up to see who could it be only to gasp when I found out it was Calvin!He looked furious, like a dragon ready to spit fire. His forehead was wrinkled and his lips were on a grim line. His jaw was clenched repeatedly, and his eyes were like that of the sky's wrath. His dark aura told me that his anger is uncontrollable.“Try to lay your hands on her, and you'll taste the real hell," he said coldly. H…
SO OBSESSED
by Favour Stephen5651
What if they are real? Will it be weird to find out?There are times you feel so eager to know if something is real. Sometimes you go extra miles to get what you're looking for.And other days you'll find yourself doubting.Before you know it, you're confused.When you sit down to think it through, you finally realize that everything is just a myth...We all have different stages of beliefs and obsession, you could be obsessed with books, games, movies etc...But what happens when your obsession shift…
So I'm a Spider, So What?
by Asara_Catboy
I'm gonna survive-just watch me!I was your average, everyday high school girl, but now I've been reborn in a magical world...as a spider?! Wait-this isn't how these stories are supposed to go! Can I get a do-over? ...No? But how am I supposed to survive in this big, scary dungeon as one of the weakest monsters? It's "every spider for herself " in here! I gotta figure out the rules to this QUICK, or I'll be kissing my short second life goodbye...---------------------------------------------------…
Bobby's Old Man
by A.C. Katt
Keith Anderson is in love with Bobby Michaels. Unfortunately Keith, with their fifteen year age difference, thinks he’s too old for Bobby. The two start as “friends with benefits,” but Keith dumps Bobby when it turns serious, leaving Bobby broken-hearted.<br><br>When tragedy strikes and Bobby needs Keith, he steps up to support his lover. But Bobby lacks trust in Keith and everything around him. Can Keith convince Bobby that this time is for real, or will the two lovers never reconcile?
Little momma
by new_chyna
"I'm pregnant"muttered Emmy, legs clutched against her bosom, forehead on her knees, quivering and shaking senselessly from her sobbing.Pregnant at 16, preparing for college, how will Emerson Sunders announce to her family and friends that she is expecting a baby? How will she announce to her boyfriend Jason that they're parents to become?Will their love be strong enough to keep them together and united to overcome the judgemental reaction of the society and of the students in the school they bo…
And So It Begun
by HairySquid
Life becomes a ball of confusion for Ji Hye Rin, a 27 year old Jobless woman who finds herself inside a popular novel called And So It Begun. Everything would be easy for her except for the fact that she hasn't read the novel or watched the drama adaptation. Join Hye Rin, who has now taken the Identity of Lady Vivian Diane Sullivan, the child of a mistress, and let's see how she'll find friendship, love and betrayal in unexpected places. . . . . .SNEAK PEEK "The traitor's father and all the men …