Thunder

Chicken was coughing his heart out.

The funnel reached the very back of his throat. The thick disgusting soup was dripping to the back of his throat. A strong burning sensation was in his stomach.

It all kept going down and did not give him any time to breath.

Gasping for breath he started choking.

Was he going to die? Cause it sure felt like it.

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At this very moment. Alchemist Mo was taking a walk in the medical fields.

Looking at his herbs all in a neat row with disciples checking diligently he should be feeling satisfied.

However he was feeling a little itchy for some reason.

There was something bothering him. His OCD was kicking in.

How could he have just left his new apprentice in the room by himself?

How can he trust him just like that?

What if he kid needs something?

What if the chicken poops?

Who knows what that kid will clean it up with? My flask? My drinking cup?

Who knows he might be giving the chicken showers in his cauldron!!!

This was known as the avalanche effect. One thing lead to another and next thing you know impurities would shit out his body again.

At this moment the clouds started to get dark….

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Fumes were threatening to come out of chicken's head.

He started to stop coughing and held his breath while slowly drinking but he wasn't someone's bitch. Why do he have to die while having a stick in his mouth?

This don't make sense.

His dignity was being trampled on. NO this won't do.

This will not be his outcome!!!

Chicken suddenly found a source of energy inside his stomach. He felt like perhaps he would have the strength to turn things around. It was like he would turn to a alpha chicken at any moment. Taking a deep breath in...…..

Boom, without warning lightning stuck down in the middle of a peaceful afternoon.

Surprised by the sudden noise chicken took an extra breath!!!

Suddenly Lin Feng stopped pouring.

With a look of concern he started wonder what was wrong with the chicken.

Chicken suddenly looked very off. As his lungs were filling of liquid!

Chicken tried to convey the message with his thoughts. His lungs were burning like crazy.

Chicken was in deep shit!!!

At first Lin Feng stared like a idiot. But after a while with some luck it seemed like Lin Feng finally knew what to do.

Right at this moment Lin Feng gave a gentle push at his belly.

Liquid squirt from his mouth. Liquid might have came out his ass too. Chicken started to cough a lot less violently.

I'm saved. This lord may have laid a egg just now but this lord shall not die. Hold up let me have a breath.

Then without warning Lin Feng Pushed his mouth against his. Wait wat.

What the hell. This great lord is not into guys! He shook his head back. A hand forced him in place. Am I getting jinxed. Is this lord going to really shit eggs?

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Lin Feng did not want him to die. After all what would the alchemist think if him if he failed such a simple mission? How could he be a accomplished cultivator of the heavens?

He could only think of one solution! CPR!

Although Lin Feng may be a little clueless sometimes. When push comes to shove he knows what to do!!!

He pressed his mouth against the chicken. But the chicken shut his beak closed.

No worries. No worries. With his body cultivation he could easily pry open the beak with his strong firm tongue!

Prying it open and leaving his tongue inside he then shot in a whole breathful of air.

Now after all that trouble. He finally got in a breath of qi.

To press on the chicken's stomach he naturally just used body. After all he wouldn't let the chicken go. Otherwise he'd have to pry open that mouth again.

Chicken was going crazy. Helppp this lord is getting molested.

Right at this moment Mo came into the room.

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So I'm writing like 6 chapters in and someone told me a problem with the novel.

"I cannot connect with the chicken".

"I do not want to connect with the chicken"

"The chicken gets like totally raped"

Here I am trying to think of a comeback and I really can't think of a reason why you would want to put yourself in the place of the chicken...

;.;

Chicken would probably cries in his heart(or at least appear to) at these responses.

Now even though you probably don't want to imagine being the chicken in the novel. Perhaps you can emphasize and relate with it?

After all everyone will/or have been taken advantage of during cpr right?

Some people wouldn't resist your scrumptious lips. You might not even be choking and just gagging at their bad breath. Next thing you know. POW, air is pumping in and out.

So what I'm trying to say is. Emphasize with chicken and be with the chicken! Chicken do not want you to ever be in his position. That's because chicken is compassionate and has a heart as wide as the sea. Chicken want you to understand. Chicken will be in your heart just like Buddha!