I dare you to try and nerf me! 1/2
Feng Xi woke up in a stupor within a blank white space, his reaction trained from the constant attempts of assassination came into play due to him being in a unknown place. He squinted his eyes and looked around to see if there was any enemies near by. Luckily, there was none. Unluckily, he saw his female nude body while looking around.
"Did you unconsciously strip yourself naked? Expected of a Archmage! Such a perv..." The system said in shock. Feng Xi blushed at it's words and angrily stated.
"I'm the perv? You're the one looking!" The system quickly replied.
"Woah! Stay away from me! I'm the creation of the True God Akibara. Stay back you demoness! I won't be seduced by your young charms! I am not gay! I have the power of Jesus within me. I compel you to begone thot! (classic meme thank) Nothing will help you if you seduce me! You Tigress!" Feng Xi only needed to hear some words of the System that he got seriously pissed off.
"YOU MOTHERFU-" He shouted angrily before an ancient voice boomed inside the space.
"First Trial: Defeat 5 people of the same stage." Suddenly a rack full of weapons appeared. "Choose your weapon, Challenger." There were swords,nunchucks,pole arms,sabers. All kinds of ancient weapons were on them. As a weapon enthusiast, he saw a pair of daggers. Sharp. Small. Thin. Perfect weapons for point-blank range, he picked them up as his eyes shone with a glint. He suddenly posed, twirling a dagger in his right and holding a dagger beside him in the side. God I suddenly love this place more. He thought as he tried to think of a plan, he then hid the weapons underneath the bedsheet. "First Trial Begin!"
As the voice rang out, 5 burly men appeared with weapons in their hands, the leader had a katana on him. It took Feng Xi quite some time to muster his courage to speak. When he did, it certainly shocked the bystander aka the system who was cheering for the men.
"Big Brother, can you not bully little sister. Little sis has no weapons and the bad men wants to attack me" Feng Xi said cutely looking at the leader with giant puppy eyes, pouting. It effected the leader quite a bit and at the same time his look focused on Feng Xi as he started to blush due to seeing a 3-years-old girl naked. It also effected Feng Xi as his view collapsed and he cried on the inside due to hearing his own voice and acting in such a moe-like manner. If the Oscars were in this world, he would get an Oscar for being the best actor.
Feng Xi then received a system notification. Ding! 'Player has gained the title: Demoness'
Demoness: 10% Chance to apply Absolute Charm on enemy. All resistances are nullified when it is applied.
The leader then started to attack the other three with no pity in his eyes and when he was finished, he was filled with an ample amount of cuts and wound. Before he can react, Feng Xi was behind him and slit his neck with one of his daggers and covered the leader's mouth with the others as he whispered into his left ear.
"Sweet Dreams" The leader then fell onto the floor, blood squirting out of the gaping wound on his neck. Suddenly the voice boomed out again.
"First Trial: Complete! Rating: Perfection. Giving challenger appropriate reward" Feng Xi suddenly felt something in his hands, as he then opened it to find a pendant. Then the system notification appeared. Ding! 'Player has acquired
Damn What the fuck? This is a fucking cheat! I'm going to become a cheat like person in this realm!
He silently shed a tear as he thanked the trial in his heart for this reward while putting the pendant around his neck.
Suddenly, the place around him changed as he was engulfed in flames. Flames that seemed like it came out from the Ninth layer of hell. "Second Trial: Endure the Heavenly Flames" The voice boomed as Feng Xi continued writhing.
"FuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFUCK! IT HURTS!" He screamed as the pain multiplied again and again. He sat down and grit his teeth in an attempt to forget about the pain. He then suddenly thought about himself. I have supreme affinity with flames and then I have this pendant that doubles it. Coupled with the tripled cultivation speed, I can try and use it as a chance to improve my Level. He put himself in the lotus position and started to absorb the flames one by one into his bloodstream. The pendant suddenly glowed as the flame dissolved into his blood and circulated around him.
He could then only see the constant green text in front of him.
+16XP
It seemed to be working as he then greedily ate more flames and dissolved them. In a few seconds, he broke through to Body Refinement Layer 5. Ding! '0/200 XP to level up'. This was going to be some time for him. As he advanced through the layers, he had to cultivate more and more to get to the next. Suddenly, the voice rang out again.
"Second Trial: Completed Ranking: Perfection. Administrating rewards." As the voice finished speaking, Feng Xi was enshrouded in a white light but he couldn't leave just yet. He was at 9984/10000 to rank-up to QI Cultivator. He pounced at the flame near his right hand as fast as he can and grabbed some despite the burning pain, he felt that could literally burn it all off and stuffed it in his mouth before it dispersed. Ding! 'Player has entered the First Stage of QI Cultivation and the Second Stage of Body Refinement: Bronze Body. System will now provide a gift to Player!'
This time, the voice sounded more of a heavenly tune then a emotionless voice. He was brought back to the white space but was suddenly engulfed in flames. However, instead of the pain, he felt pleasure. Pure pleasure. It was as if he was in the womb, warm and comfortable. He moaned out loud due to it as the black marks on his body cracked and fall to reveal a snow-white skin.
Wait FUCK! I now have fucking whiter skin then female! DAFUQ! He complained mentally as he heard another notification. Ding! 'Player has now recieved the Ancient Phoenix Yin Body! Doubles Affinity with Fire! Doubles Cultivation Speed! Advanced Comprehension with Flame Techniques Acquired!' Ding! 'Player has maxed out Affinity with Fire! Player will recieve two new titles.
Flame Empress: You can control all flames and none will harm you but instead act against the caster. Grants Godly Comprehension to Flame Techniques.
Phoenix Nirvana: Once every 3 realms of cultivation, experience a Nirvana which will improve one random stats except for luck.'
Isn't this too broken? HOLY SHIT! THIS IS AMAZING! AM I IN A NOVEL RIGHT NOW? I'M DEFINITELY IN A NOVEL! ITS NOT POSSIBLE IF I WEREN'T A MAIN CHARACTER IN A NOVEL! THANKS AUTHOR-NIM! He thought praising the person who made this place.
To Be Continued next time in DBZ. I mean TSASS.