Breathtaking View...
When we opened our eyes, we were greeted by the sight of a mesmerizing view. There was a dainty little village in front of us surrounded by pure green foliage and decorated with shade brought in by the towering trees. Fucking amazing I tell you that. Fucking. Amazing! I jumped around like a bunny while Liam was furiously rubbing his eyes and cleaning his glasses but Harry just.
"Oooh! What's this?" Harry exclaimed as he jumped into a blue portal hidden within the grass and he fell from an orange portal and looped and looped. "WEEEEEEE! SOOO MUCH FUN!" He cried exuberantly and he then gestured at us. "OI! YOU GUYS JOIN ME!" Nahhh no thanks, man. I might puke mid-air and that might fall on my hair because of the portal.
"Welcome to Starter Village 04629. Current Population: 500 Players and 100 NPCs" A voice resounded in the grassy plains as we then headed over to the quaint village and by we, I mean me and Liam... Harry doesn't count. Slinging the "baggage" over my shoulder as he struggled quite a bit, we went over but not until we encountered monsters.
Ranking: Normal
Level: 5
HP:128/128
Attack:15
Agility: 7
Speed: 10
Commonly found in packs of 20s, the Feral Wolves strategy is to overwhelm people with numbers.
Such a huge fuckin pack! Why the fuck is there one with silver fur in the goddamn middle!?
Ranking: Uncommon
Level: 7
HP: 152/152
Attack:20
Agility: 10
Speed: 14
With every pack of Feral Wolves, there is always a leader.
My eyes shone with a devious glint and so does Liam as we stared at each other and with a tacit understanding.
"I CHOOSE YOU PIKACHU! USE THUNDERBOLT" I screamed throwing Harry off my back as he wailed and shouted
"PIKA? PIKA?" Harry was flung onto the floor and exclaimed angrily as he looked up to see the horde. "DAMN YOU OWEN!!!! AHHHHH FUCK!! THUNDERBOLT! THUNDERBOLT! THUNDERBOLT!"
As for me and Liam? We just sat back onto some trees enjoying the shade, not to mention mooching off Harry with the free exp.
Player has reached Level 1!
Player has reached Level 2!
Player has reached Level 3!
Player has received a new achievement!
Wow! You let your friend fend off themselves while mooching off them with the exp!
+5 Wisdom.
However, the Pack Leader had some sense of intelligence as its aggro turned to me and it rushed over to me. I stood up with a sense of fear but before I could stand up fully, it happened.
"ARGHHHHHHH FUCKKKKKK!!!!!!" I screamed as I bashed through the tree and hit the next while clutching my balls. "FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK! MY BALLS!!!!" Liam who was currently spectating clutched his balls in fear of them being crushed. The silver wolf's aggro focused on Liam and charged into him. After a few minutes of Liam being chased and me crying uncontrollably and Harry bathing the floor with a bloody snow angel, I stood up and unsheathed my sword and aimed at the wolf's head. But... what happened was that its nose was sliced off. Harry tried to come to my rescue but instead tripped when he was near, smearing my boots with snot.
"PUAHAHAHHAHAH! YOUR FUCKING NOSE! WHERES YOUR NOSE PATRICK!?" I shouted clutching my chest and laughing my heart out; enraged by the removal of its nose, the wolf charged at me. Still wary of the last incidence, I stepped back and aimed to slice its tail but...
"AWOOOOOOOOOOO!" The wolf cried as my sword went inside its... hole. WAIT! It's A HER!??!?
"JESUS CHRIST! AVERT YOUR EYES KIDS! THIS IS PG-18." I cried covering Harry's eyes and also shutting one of my eyes. Liam, on the other hand, lost his soul and became lifeless while the wolf... stared at me with an unsettling look and panted as if she was asking for more. Jesus. Forgive me for my sins... I said inwardly while thrusting the sword in deeper, ending the female wolf's life before pulling out my sword, wiping it off using Harry's already bloodied robe.
Player has reached Level 4!
Player has reached Level 5!
"I don't want to talk about it... Let's just. Let's just move on to the drops." Liam said drained both physically from the sprinting around and mentally by that... scene.
I acted as the lucky hand and scavenged some basic materials also managing to loot 50 bronze coins and an Uncommon Grade Sword.
Ranking: Uncommon
Requirements: Level 5
Attack: 20
Speed: 12
Reach: 5
Imbued with hatred and denial, a normal sword has transformed.