Character Creation! And Achievements?! 2/2

"Greetings Players! I am System 23112948! I will be guiding you through the character creation menu!"

A voice resounded in the empty green space around us while a half naked body of us appeared in our sights. There were sliders on the right of them with a large selection to pick from as the voice boomed again.

"Please select your desired Race, Age, Sex, Body." When I heard this, I unleashed my almighty talent of visualising and started to work on my body while Liam did the same but Harry was still depressed on the loss of not lewding a loli. A few hours later, we stood back and admired our creation. My character was a Dark Elf, with crimson-red eyes silver hair and a bronze sheen were layered upon the body. Liam's character was an Elf with blonde hair and amber eyes and pale white skin.

Harry was still depressed so he found the button that says random and when he did we could hear a voice again.

"Do you wish to randomly generate a character? If you press yes, this will be your only avatar." Harry didn't care so he pressed yes and then the voice rang out again. "Please wait before Players' bodies are materialized and appropriate voices are set." We all trembled and were covered in light. I had to say it.

"IT'S MORPHIN TIME!" Then for a split second, the light vanished and me and Liam looked at ourselves and nodded contently before gazing upon Harry only to be dumbfounded. Harry's character became a busty, blonde Elf with red lips and blue eyes and was covered in a simple robe that accentuated the body's curve.

"What!" I cried with a deep and masculine voice.

"The!" Liam cried with a gentle voice.

"FUCK!?!" Harry cried with a heavenly voice that was soothing and pleasant to the ears. What's wrong with this fucking game!?! "SYSTEM WHAT THE FUCK!?"

"SYSTEM! CHANGE MY BODY INTO THAT" Liam shouted in joy.

"SYSTEM! WHY!??!" I yelled. The system was quiet for a moment before Harry's body changed and became a man with the same characteristics but has a different voice and it's without the ahem... assets while Liam was struck by lightning. Fair Play. Fair Play indeed. We then moved onto the next section called 'Talent'.

"Choose your talent and choose wisely." The system said. We scrolled down the list of talents that made me dizzy on how long it was and we picked three of them but for some reason, there were glowing ones? We picked the one that shone the brightest out of them all. I received , Liam received and Harry received .

I skimmed through the Stats mine gave.

Darkness and Light Debuffs do not affect you.

Resistant to all Light and Dark skills.

Able to do double damage to either.

+100HP

+100MP

An impossible existence formed by the coexistence of Angelic and Demonic Powers.

[Legendary Talent]

"WHAT THE FUCK!?" We shouted altogether as we drooled at my stats. I pushed out my chest with pride and rubbed it in their face.

"Hah! Look at this! Grandfather got a LEGENDARY talent you hear me? A LEGENDARY talent. I'm probably so handsome and the system agrees with that!" Suddenly a voice rang.

"Congratulations on Player acquiring the achievement !" Narcissistic? Well then... FUCK YOU!

"Hahahaha even the system calls you a narcissistic bastard!" Liam and Harry cackled at me while I looked at what my achievement does and they both immediately stopped laughing.

Even the system acknowledges your narcissism!

+7 Charm.

"HAH! MORE CHARM! BEAT THAT FUCKERS!" I exclaimed joyfully and then me and Harry focused on Liam's talent.

Able to rapid-fire arrows.

Arrow-related skills are casted instantaneously.

All arrows causes bleeding and armour pierces.

Arrow Mastery: Bows deal double damage.

Able to create Bow Skills or improve them.

+5 Agility

+100HP

Blessed by the Gods, all who oppose him will be destroyed!

[Legendary Talent]

"ANOTHER LEGENDARY TALENT?!" Me and Harry cried out while Liam was dancing all jolly and happy. I was too busy kneeling on the floor begging for Harry's talent to be shit to notice Liam's dance, as we then focused on Harry's talent.

You recover double the MP from every potion.

Your MP will forever be doubled.

Spells only cost 50% of their normal MP cost.

You are able to create or improve spells.

After witnessing the birth of Mana and the death of Mana, you have gained enlightenment granting control over it.

[Legendary Talent]

Why. The. Fuck. Are. They. ALL. FUCKING. LEGENDARIESS GAHHH! I had a short internal breakdown before composing myself.

"It's either. We are hacking but we don't know how or... The system is a nice person and helping us." I said. "Either way. Let's move on." We then clicked on the 'Class' section on our menus. It was a classic list of classes. Mage. Warrior. Knight. Priest. Paladin. Rogue. Archer. Beasttamer. I chose

Warrior because who doesn't have that fantasy of slaying enemies left and right with a sword in the front lines.

Harry opt for Mage as duuuuuhh... he has a mage-related talent and it would be fucking dumb if he were to choose anything else then mage! Same goes for Liam, he chose Archer due to his talent. Now... it came to the hard part. Distributing our 30 stats points. I chose to add three to my Charm, 10 to Strength, 5 to Defence and split the points equally between Agility and Intelligence.

"Congratulations on Player maxing Charm! Receiving Achievement "

Because of your maxed out Charm, you have been awarded this Achievement.

Has a Chance to bewitch the enemy regardless of Age/Gender/Race/Eligibility

Liam added 10 points to Agility and added 5 to his Vitality, 5 to his Defence and invested the last 10 points into his Speed. Harry added half of his stats points to Intelligence, 6 onto Defence, 6 onto Vitality and the rest on Agility. When we finished distributing the points we clicked accept and eagerly awaited our transportation to Valerian.

But what they found was...

Countdown Till Opening Of Valerian: 01:05:27.

"Fuck! Another bloody hour?!" I exclaimed dejectedly while kicking the floor, Harry decided to walk around in circles and sing songs while Liam checked online for some hype. An hour full of mental torture later, there were only 3 seconds left.

"3! 2! 1! Valerian welcomes you to the world of Eis'Gaard!" The voice boomed as we were then plunged into darkness.