Loli Mom

The house that Lime lived in with his mom wasn't very large or extravagant. It was small and connected to nature, it flowed with nature and didn't impede one's view when looking at the forest.

Lime appreciated this as he was an alligator. It only seemed that the animals really cared how nature looked and felt.

Lime looked over to his mom and stared at her intently. He had a hard time not looking at her.... Gulp.... Yea.....

After staring at her for a while she finally noticed and blushed. She stuttered out.

"Lime why are you looking at me like that. You are creeping me out, don't creep out your mother."

She said all of this in a coy manner.

Lime could only think of this to say.

"Because you're the most beautiful woman in the world."

He said all of this while still staring at her intently. She started to blush all the way up to her ears. Lime only heard her start to mumble to herself after this, but he couldn't tell what she was saying. Finally, what he was hoping for happened (NO it's not that you sick people).

He heard a dinging noise in his ear and a scream popped up in front of him.

Ding

GG System (Status of Lime's mother).

Name: Lexi

Race: Meta-Elf (Doesn't age past 12, still lives regular human length life).

Evaluation: Everyone loves Lolis

Realm: Stage 7 Qi gathering

Combat Power: Don't piss off Lolis

Combat Awareness: Amicable

Skill sets: (Your realm is to low).

Blessings:

??? Lv MAX

Curses:

Elven King Lv 4

Lime wasn't sure what all of these things meant, but he did notice she had one of the same blessings as he did. He also noticed that she carried a curse.

Lime didn't know who this "Elven King" was he would have to make him pay for putting a curse on his mother. His mother didn't know it yet, but Lime would be the one that would set her free from the shackles she had to live with.

After looking through his mother's status he looked through his own.

GG System

Name: Lime (G-dog)

Race: ???-Elf

Evaluation: Beginner

Realm: Mortal

Combat Power: Above Average

Combat Awareness: Idiot

Skill Sets:

Gators bite Lv0

Gators skin Lv0

Gators secret Lv2

Idiocy Lv2 (Will it get any higher?)

??? Lv0

Blessings:

God of Gators Lv MAX

??? Lv Max

Enlightenment points: (acquired when discovering new things, current use unknown).

2 EP (Discovered Meta-Elf) (Found a Loli!)

???: (NA)

5??? (Aware of the existence known as "Elven King")

WARNING* WARNING* WARNING*

Lime started to freak out when he heard this and screamed out in his mind (He's learning... I think).

'WHAT THE F***, what's with the warning, what's happening, what have I done?'

A message soon popped up that read.

"User Lime, existence known as 'Elven King' is trying to discover you, for becoming aware of his existence"

"Redirecting signal, scape goat found, directing signal to scape goat."

"Success, 'Elven King' Signal lost."

Lime started looking around trying to find out who the system had chosen as a scape goat. He was praying continuously to himself.

"Not my mom, Not my mom, Not my mom..."

Ding* New skill: Compassion Lv0

It was then Lime and Lexi heard an ENORMOUS explosion outside.

EXPLOSION!!!! (said in Megumin voice)

Lexi looked out the door and said.

"WHAT WAS THAT, HOW DID THAT HAPPEN, Jeff is that you? Sorry let me restate that. Was that Jeff right there? I mean he's gone now but.... Well not totally gone, we might be able to find a couple pieces of him..."

Lime could only gulp when he heard this.

Gulp*

Thankfully Lime found out later that, Jeff was a bandit that had settled down and had been annoying his mom. What he didn't know is that his mom had actually allowed this as Jeff had a family he needed to feed...