Sounds like a problem.

As Guin ate the stolen banapples, an odd mysterious feeling started rising on his stomach.

"What the heck!? Are these fruits alcoholic?? Whatever, I truly feel like getting drunk after all that happened! Lets eat them all!"

So he ate one after another, not caring about the consequences. If other people saw him now, they would notice a light glow rising from his body, as if the excess heat being dispelled after doing exercises the glow left his body and evaporated in the air.

"Odd, no matter how much I eat these, even if I can feel that heat of the alcohol in my stomach, I don't feel like getting any drunk, instead my mind is clearer than ever... Is the alcohol contained too low? Maybe I should try to distill it to make it stronger??"

After eating all the fruits, his stomach was bulging and eyes grew heavy, so he laid on his bed and started to reflect over everything that happened.

"Haaa....Damn cursed luck that brought me to this other world. How did I end up here anyway? Truck-kun didn't visit me, I didn't get drown on the river saving anyone, not did I get stabbed by a robber or an yandere neighbor, there was no bright summoning circle nor cute girl voice calling me, nothing... All I can remember is entering my own room and on the next second everything went black and a second latter I was already falling in this world..."

(Well, of course, I used a instant teleport spell on you, there is no way you could have seem anything!)

"Anyway, after literary falling into this world, I fell right into that muscle giant who calls himself my little brother...Why is he calling me big brother!? Did my fall hit his head and made him lose his memory? No, wait, at that time he still didn't call me his big brother. It was after that ball explode that he changed the way to address me. Actually, why did that ball explode!? Did I also receive a cheat after coming to this world? But my status seemed quite normal and everybody seems a lot stronger than me...Arg!!! Damn!!! The more I think about all this the more confused I get!!!"

(He is going to fry his own brain if he keep this up. A guinea pig was never meant to understand the experiment it is participating...)

"Then there is this poetry book. This is just poetry! This is cultivation!? How can poetry make one stronger? Is this some kind of joke saying Cultivation is an Art!? Heck! Primary school students could make better poetry than this!"

(He should just finish reading that guide book instead of complaining!)

"Damn!!!"

Guin punched the bed with all his strength!

The bed obviously remained intact (obviously!), but the booklet that was hidden in the blanket fell on the ground.

"Oh! The sect guide! So that's where it was hidden...now that I think about it, because all that happened, I never finished reading it."

(read it! read it! read it!)

"Well, lets leave it for later!"

(Noooooooooo!!!!)

As the All Mighty God Seink's voice echoed through the Heavens, our favorite guinea pig ended his fight against the bed and decided to continue with his review.

"Why could I only take out this single poetry book from the library? Does it have something to do with that crazy pervert old man who touched my body. Please don't tell me this is a punishment for fainting half way! Because if it is, I need to get out of this place right now! At least my ass is not hurting and I didn't wake up with any odd taste on my mouth, so I think I'm still pure... let's stop thinking about this, the more I think the more scared I get."

Looking at the fruits left overs, Guin does not give up and starts his monologue again.

"That refectories are true battle fields. There is no way I will be able to get any food there. And even if I get it, I won't be able to protect it, so maybe I should find another alternative. Let's try fishing something tomorrow, if I'm lucky, maybe I can get something..."

"Talking about problems, this translator system sucks! Even if I can understand most of what they say reading the shitty translation, I have no idea how to answer back. If only I could hear the translated message, that would be quite helpful... Wait! I think there was an option for hearing the translation in the Earth's Koogle translator! Maybe this one has it too!"

Guin, started messing around with the translator interface and finally clicked on the sound button below the translated text, what happened then was both a bless and a curse. A bless because when he clicked it, he would automatically say the translated phrase. A curse because instead of saying it with his normal voice, an extra cute anime girl voice was used instead.

(Hahahahahaha! I knew this was a great idea! Look at his face! I'm a genius! Hahahahaha!)

"Cursed, my luck! There is no way I will ever touch this button with people around!!!"