Most Valuable Catfished Player
Hello world...
My name is Leroy
And today may be the last day of my life.
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[2 Days Ago]
Due to Overpopulation, Hunger, Pollution, and Unhealthiness, the world was breaking into chaos. People were migrating from place to place and some just waiting for their last day. Even in these conditions some were hopeful that one day the chaos will end and the world will regain its glory.
The conditions got so worse that people started to scam each other for food and crimes were a normal thing in those days. There was no water, food, shelter, etc. It seemed like this was the way the world was going to end.
But all of this was going on in Roblox, not in real life...
Roblox has gotten crazy!
The population has grown to such an extent where you see people committing sewer slide.
Many people have gotten hungry for robux to the extent of scamming innocent children.
The roblox world has gotten polluted with catfishers, ruining the hopes of young virgin men.
Many robloxian players were unhealthy from playing too long...
THE WORLD WAS BREAKING INTO CHAOS!
And all of this began because of a few NRBA players who were young and crazy...
[IN DISCORD CALL]
"Hey Leroy and Bez, let's go scam at Club Insanity! HEHE, we'll find quite a lot of big fish there that are stupid! We'll be drowning in the gold soon!" said Ky2 with greedy eyes.
"Alright bet, lets go right now. We have to work together and we'll scam this guy perfectly, okay? Leroy, I want you to do the talking and your social engineering skills to manipulate our victim into giving their account information," said Bez with a smiley face.
"I do not even have to try... This will be too easy, and I guarantee you guys that we will get ourselves some limiteds soon!
Okay, go join Club Insanity and find a target," said Leroy.
A few minutes later, Ky2 and Bez found a perfect victim...
The victims name was
ninja182004!!!
"Hey Leroy, come over here and talk to this person... Convince her to join the discord group chat and continue talking to her on discord, okay?" said Bez in the call.
As Leroy walked over, he talked to ninja and convinced her to join the discord group chat.
As Ninja joined the discord chat, Leroy started staring out into space...
Leroy instantly fell in love
This was love at first sight...
"DAMN, SHE IS ONE HOT ASS GIRL!
I have to confirm that she is a girl though, so I better call her," thought Leroy.
As Leroy wanted to have a private conversation with Ninja, Bez and Ky2 left the call.
Ninja quickly joined the discord call as she started conversing with Leroy.
"Oh my goodness... that... that... that... that... that... r-r-rea-ly..... is a girl!!!
I have hit the jackpot and I will finally lose my virginity soon!" thought Leroy.
"Hello, are you there Leroy? I thought you wanted to talk to me," said Ninja quietly.
"Yeah, hey cutey... I just wanted to know how old you are," said Leroy while blushing.
This was Leroy's first time having a conversation with a girl.
He was very nervous and sweat was pouring down his fingers as he talked slowly.
He did not want to ruin his first impression on this very beautiful girl.
"Um... my age is classified, and I do not want to tell that to any strangers," said Ninja.
"FUCK... I do not know how to reply! Well, I do not want to scam such an innocent girl like her and make her hate me, so I guess I have to do something..." thought Leroy.
"Hey, I have to do something, could you wait here for me Ninja?" said Leroy.
"Alright, I will wait for you..." said Ninja.
"DAMN, SHE IS ONE PATIENT GIRL TOO! JUST MY TYPE..." thought Leroy excitedly.
Leroy quickly make another group chat with Ky2 and Bez as he quickly messaged them to not scam Ninja, as she was very smart and would not fall for anything.
Ky2 and Bez both knew that Leroy was lying, and he probably fell in love with Ninja.
So...
They both joined the call that Leroy and Ninja were alone in!
"Oh Leroy, are these your friends?" said Ninja.
"Yeah, we're his friends and we wanted you to support Leroy as he actually has cancer in real life.
You could support us by just downloading this link and sharing it with others, okay?" said Bez.
"Alright, I won't let Leroy die!" said Ninja.
Leroy who actually heard the conversation was mad at Bez for continuing to scam Ninja, but he was actually very happy when he heard of what Ninja said.
Many dirty thoughts popped up in Leroy's head as he thought of what he would do to Ninja.
He was thinking of how Ninja and himself would shower together while he would do her while standing in 69 position! The disappointing part of Leroy's thought process was that he is too weak to actually support the girl in 69 position.
As Leroy was stuck in his Lucid dreams, Bez had already took all of Ninja's items and left the call with Ky2. Ninja quickly realized this as she started spamming up the chat to give her limiteds back.
Leroy finally woke up from his dirty dreams as he realized that Ninja would not like him anymore.
"Ninja, I'm sorry! This was the idea of my friends, and I had nothing to do with it. Please forgive me.
I will try my best to get your items back to you immediately.
Please forgive me...
Please...
I love you Ninja, look at our DMs.
I even sent you a picture of how I look in real life"
Ninja was actually crying in the call while Leroy spoke, making him feel extremely pained.
He went back to talking to Bez and Ky, trying to persuade them to give Ninja her limiteds back.
Ky, who thought Leroy was brain dead, came up with a solution.
He contacted the god of pUusy, Uusy himself...
Uusy got in the call with Ninja while Ky and Bez also joined.
"Hey you fat b*tch, you want your limiteds right?
WELL GUESS WHAT!
SHOW YOUR FACE OR YOU WILL NEVER GET IT.
Cam up, or we'll keep your limiteds," Uusy ear raped.
"Okay... I'll show my face! Wait..." Ninja said, as she quickly turned on her camera.
On the computer screen of Bez, Ky2, Uusy, and Leroy, there was some bald kid with a shiny ass head sitting on the ground with pleading eyes, as he asked for his limiteds...
At the bed behind the bald boy, there was his fat grandma sitting and just closing her eyes.
She was probably thinking of how this could be a lesson for her grandson, so she did not do anything as she just sat down.
Uusy continued to flame the little bald boy, 'Ninja', as he cried so much that he fell to sleep with his fat Grandma on the bed.
Leroy, who was watching his computer screen, had something happen to him.
Leroy felt something in his chest burning...
His heart...
BROKE!
He was devastated as he realized the fat bald boy was actually the girl that he was dreaming about...
It was just that the boy had a very squeaky voice, resulting in him sounding like a girl.
Leroy was actually catfished!
The MVP of NRBA had fell down so low as to become the
Most Valuable Catfished Player [MVCP]
It was very disappointing...
Leroy got out a bat as he smashed his computer into pieces.
He ran out the door of his house as he was looking for a rope.
"Why! Just why did it have to be a fat boy?! I would have accepted it if it was a fat girl or something, but why did it have to be a fat bald boy?!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My life is ruined...
What is NRBA?
What is Roblox?
In my life, there is none of that now...
Who is Leroy?
I should just end my life, or start over again," thought Leroy.
Leroy obviously chose the second option, as he quit NRBA and continued on with his life.
He found a secluded gas station in the middle of the wilderness and decided to work there.
The owner was someone named Andy, and even though Leroy knew that the NRBA commissioner was named Andy, he did not put the two together as this Andy was 5"0 and about 400 pounds.
Weeks passed by as Leroy lived his life peacefully,
UNTILL...
One day, Leroy caught Andy playing NRBA at the gas station on his laptop.
Leroy was very surprised as he finally realized that Andy was MrAwesome.
Leroy had feelings of nostalgia as he was watching Andy play NRBA.
"Huh...
Me, the MVP quitting NRBA over such trivial things such as a catfisher...
That is pretty disappointing.
I will return to the NRBA as I will not lose my pride...
I just have to say that I went on vacation and everyone will believe me," thought Leroy.
Leroy thanked Andy and packed his clothes and quickly went back to his home.
"Huh, is this kid crazy or something? What is he thanking me for..." thought Andy.
And that is the story of the MVCP