Blue Moon Hall (2/5)
As I hear the goddess' verdict on my fate, I look up and silently accept the fact that my profession won't change.
Forever.
Sigh…
Truly a bad luck.
This is probably the worse trade deal in my entire life…
"This poor and stupid disciple of mine…." The goddess said as she pats my forehead. She was pretending to be sad as she pats my head.
Err…
I look at the goddess plainly. Goddess, please don't even pretend that you're sad.
Sigh…
Even though I should be angry at the goddess right now, I calm myself down as I don't want to be angry at anyone.
Getting angry at others will only make you feel more stressed.
Right?
"Supreme sect master." I hear a voice beside us. It was a voice of a female.
I look at the direction where I heard the voice and see a female wearing a traditional clothes, similar to those shrine maidens within the sect.
Is she a priestess, perhaps?
Hmm…
Who knows, right?
"Yes?" The sect master looks at the girl and ask why did the girl called the sect master.
Are they some sort of a lover perhaps?
Well yeah, considering that the girl beside us is a pretty one, it could be said that the sect master and the girl are perfect with each other, right?
But…
Although she is pretty, she's note cute enough like those certain OP characters like that seemingly energetic Eumi.
"May I ask who are these two people that you brought with?" The girl said as she looks at us with such gaze. Hey!
I look at the girl plainly despite the fact that she was gazing at us with such looks. Although she wasn't showing it, I can feel that she's sneering at us, thinking that we're something lower than her…
Err…
Even though we're strangers here, at least don't look at us with such arrogance, all right? Sigh…
What a typical antagoni— wait a second…
Looking at the sneer of the arrogant lady beside us, why do I feel that she's like those typical antagonists in some novels? Hmm…
This is troubling.
Do I have to fight the lady beside us after this? Hmm…
Well, considering the fact that the OP main characters from some novels fight those typical cliche antagonists later in the story, I can see where is this scene heading to.
Right?
But really…
If I will fight an arrogant antagonist sooner or later, will that make me an OP character? F*ck…
Such existential question cannot be answered by this poor lady.
Main characters becomes OP when confronted by some cliche antagonists, right?
Hmm…
Nah, f*ck it. I don't want to think about it.
Just thinking about the possibilities of confronting a cliche antagonist to become an OP character makes my brain in pain.
Anyways!
As soon as the sect master notices the lady's cold gazes, a sudden mysterious force suddenly overwhelm me, causing me to step back in fear.
Eh? What's happening?
I glance at my feet stepping back by itself. Err…
Did Mr. Robber that stole my senses earlier came back once again to steal my senses?
Oh come on. This lady is broken ya know? I don't have anything with me except my clothes and—
No! I don't want to give you my candies! This candies are off limits!
This candies are important than my senses! Take my senses if you want but leave the candies behind!
F*ck!
After dealing with the Mr. Robber, the candies in my pockets did not vanished or get stolen. Heh, thank you Mr. Robber for keeping me my candies and sweets.
Silently, I give a two thumbs-up to the robber. Thank you, okay?
I guess?
Hmm…
As the senses robber was now gone, I look ahead, revealing the lady struggling to breath. Err..
Did something happen?
I look at the goddess. Please goddess, don't be shameless right now.
It's too bad ya know? Being shameless makes you bad ya know?
Sigh…
Pity.
The goddess who initially stood in front of the lady earlier, was now constantly flicking my head as she reads my thoughts. Err..
I'm sorry okay? I did not mean it!
"You mean it, my stupid disciple." The goddess telepathically said as she constantly flicks my pitiful forehead. Wuwu….
Please stop! My forehead is going to be destroyed ya know?!
Please…
Blame my crazy mind, not me!
However, instead of stopping, the goddess continuously flicks my forehead until it finally hurts.
Waa! I'm sorry!
I did not mean it! Waaaaaaa!
Despite my resistance, the goddess keeps flicking my poor forehead until it becomes red once again. Wuwu….
I'm sorry…
After the goddess sees my forehead now color red, she stops as she pats my head, Wuwu….
Quickly, I cover my poor red forehead with my two hands as I gently rub my aching forehead. I'm sorry, my forehead. This lady did not mean to be dumb…
Wuwu… I'm sorry for dragging you out to my mess, okay? Wuwu…
Silently, I apologize to my poor forehead for dragging it with my death-seeking thoughts.
"I—" I hear the girl saying I. Err…
I look at her while rubbing my poor forehead. She was tightly clutching her robes as she struggles for breath.
What happened? Did something voodoo appear on this world and miraculously curses the lady out of nowhere like that certain antagonist from some novel? Hmm…
If someone already defeated the antagonist…
Then that means…
F*cking kill steal random person! F*ck you!
You f*cking ruined my chance of becoming an OP character! F*ck!
Sigh..
Just as I was planning on how to defeat this cliche antagonist beside us, someone already took care of her.
F*ck me…
This is like, "Hey I'm going to eat your prey so don't mind me okay? Thanks and goodbye!" Typical cliche scene.
Sigh…
Is my luck really that broken to the point that I'm not going to be an OP character and instead, I'm just going to be a filler character for Eumi's path to become the sect master of the Moonlight Sword Sect?
Haa…
This is troublesome…
Really really troublesome…
Err..
Wait…
You didn't know how lucky Eumi is? Err..
I did tell you about it before, aren't I? Hmm…
Well, since there's nothing really to hide, let me tell you about how lucky that energetic girl is.
You see, just when I saw Eumi for the first time, I saw her being courted by many different cultivators. However, she instantly refused them, telling that she's not fit for them.
Typical story right? No, it isn't.
I already told you that Eumi is an OP character, right?
Right?
Now, OP characters have a characteristics of being cute, domineering, charming and most importantly— broken abilities.
I'm not saying that in a literal way okay? I'm saying that their abilities are so broken that you might praise them as a hidden genius.
And thus, when I saw her for the first time, I immediately follow her and see some her always winning in some slots, dice games and such. She wasn't losing anything but instead, she was winning everything.
As for the other cultivators who see her winning and winning over and over again, they just look at her before waving their hands at her. Err..
How should I say this..
They weren't waving for the purpose of stealing Eumi's loots but rather…
Err….
Err….
F*ck!
It's too inappropriate for me to say, okay?!
Though she did reject their request anyways after that. And thus, the night of their stalking began.
However, just as they were going to stalk Eumi, they were suddenly killed off by some weird guy wearing black robes.
He didn't killed the stalkers accidentally but rather, he killed them off intentionally.
Yep yep! This lady is talking the truth!
And after that incident, Eumi's home changed from the beach abode in the southern region to the disciple's abode.
But because of my interference, Eumi is now my new roommate instead of being strangers with her.
Cool, right?
After that, Eumi suddenly was chosen by the sect master as the future sect mater of the sect.
Err..
And that's how OP Eumi is. She can instantly win any game as if she is like that Y*mi Y*gi from that card game who never loses.
Ehem!
Anyways!
Err…
Where was I at again?
Ah! Right!
"Card game huh…." The goddess mutter as she had read my thought from the beginning. Ah f*ck.
I retract my gaze from the goddess and look at the lady who was kneeling on the floor. She was kneeling in front of the sect master.
"That mortal weakling doesn't deserve to be the husband of senior fairy Hyuxia!" She said angrily as she talks about the soon-to-be husband of Hanbai's sister.
Err…
"And even if you kill him, will that change your life in some way?" The sect master asks the lady as he looks down on her like some ant. The sect master was serious.
F*ck me. What did I miss?
"It's a secret, my stupid disciple." The goddess telepathically said as she pinches my cheeks out.
Err…
Since the goddess isn't telling me anything, might as well listen to the sect master and the lady, right?
"Yes!" The lady shouted to the sect master. Err…
You're being, rude, ya know?
However, instead of retaliating back, the sect master just simply looks at her and scratches his long blond hair. He was thinking about what to do with the lady before her.
"Calm yourself down okay?" The sect master said to the girl as he crouches and touches the hair of the lady.
In turn, the lady looks at the sect master as he pats her head. She was silently calming down as the sect master pats her head slowly and gently.
I look at the goddess who was continuously pinching my left cheek. Err..
Tell me, why is the sect master and you, master loves to pat someone's head?
"That stupid sect master is currently using a spell that calms the heart of everyone he touches." The goddess telepathically said, explaining the reason why the sect master loves to pat someone's head.
"And as for me…" The goddess continued as she pinch both of my cheeks harder. "I just like patting you, I guess?" She said, explaining the reaso— no.
That's not a reason, master.
Sigh…
"I…" The lady, who have calmed herself down, mutters. "I'm sorry for thinking impulsively." She said as she covers her face with her hands.
"It's alright." The sect master said as he continues to pat the lady's head. "Everyone makes irrational and impulsive decisions." He continued.
Err…
"Will you forgive me for thinking impulsively, supreme sect master?" The goddess said while covering her face. She was crying.
"Yes." The sect master said. "Now, please continue your work, okay?" He continued, telling the lady to continue her work in this hallway.
"Y-yes." The lady replied, agreeing to the sect master's words.
Eh?
That's all it takes to make the antagonist become a friendly character?
What?
Am I dreaming right now?!
F*ck! I haven't got to defeat the antagonist yet!
How come the scene became so cliche to the point where the whole arc of the antagonist which needs days and hours to conclude became an arc that only lasted for a few seconds before ending?! F*ck!
Are you kidding with this lady perhaps?! F*cking hell!
F*ck! F*ck! F*ck!
Sigh…
Once again, my plans for becoming an OP character was severely crushed. Poor me…