To The Wedding Hall (1/2)
"What?!" I ask Eumi while looking at my card facing Eumi's OP cards.
Yes, right now, Eumi and I are playing cards against one another on the bed.
Wait…
What is it you ask? Hmm… let me explain it to you, okay?
The name of the game we are playing is called "Qi Realms."
Err…
You don't know that? Hmm…
Technically, it's about summoning cards with a portrait of every beings to fight and defeat the enemy.
And also, you can use Qi skills to either harm the enemy's creatures or the enemy or grant buff at my creatures or myself. Either way, it's helpful.
That's about it.
Really.
Err…
"You lost, sister Xiare." Eumi replied happily. She was smiling because she beat this intellectual.
I bit my lip as I look at my pitiful goblin card standing alone while fighting Eumi's OP dragon and stone giant cards.
Tch, how come this intellectual lost? F*cking cheat!
I can't accept this! This is a f*cking scam!
Boo!
This intellectual doesn't buy your scamming techniques, Eumi.
Heh.
But thankfully, I got the most OP card ever!
Hehe…
"I use a spell card!" I said to Eumi as I use the card I'm holding. It was a card with a portrait of a thunder striking down on some humans on it.
After declaring my intentions to Eumi, I immediately reveal my most OP card on my hand while grinning at Eumi's pitiful monsters.
Good bye, cheating monsters.
Hehe…
Quickly, I began to pick up one of Eumi's card as I prepare to put it on her graveyard.
Bye bye, sc—
"Reject!" Eumi said to me as I place the card I'm holding onto Eumi's graveyard. Eh?
What is it?
I retract my gaze from the card I'm holding and look at Eumi…
Err…
She was holding a card with a portrait of a hand gesturing me to stop. Err…
What's that?
"Hehe…" Eumi laughs cheerily as she hands me the spell card over. "Even if you use that card of yours sister Xiare, the tables won't turn on your side." She continued, telling me that I lost even though I used my ultimate card.
I look at the smiling Eumi with doubts in my eyes before taking the card away from her hands. As I take her card, I slowly look at the card, revealing its contents.
"Solemn Reject." I read out the card's name aloud. "If your opponent uses a spell that destroys your creatures, negate the effect and instead, your opponent's creature will be destroyed inst—" Just as I was going to say instead, I immediately look at the evil Eumi before looking at my own card.
F*ck.
This is a scam.
Right?
Haha…
Ahaha….
F*ck me.
Being an intellectual is a scam.
"Hehe…" Eumi once again laughs cheerily as she takes her card from my shocked body before taking my last card and placing it on my graveyard.
"You lost, sister Xiare." Eumi said, reminding me that I lost from the very beginning.
I can't accept this.
F*cking scammers.
Who the f*ck made that card?! F*ck you!
F*ck you designers of that card! F*ck!
"And your debt will be now… hmm… let's see…" Eumi said as she counts her fingers one by one. "two silvers worth of sweets and working under me for a year." She continued, impaling me with a big sword made out of burdens and pressures.
Silently, I slowly accept my fate of becoming a beggar to the most venerable OP Eumi. Please, spare this young one.
Wuwu…
As I silently cry, I look at Eumi's cards and her deck with anger and sadness in my eyes.
I hate this game.
I swear, I won't play this game forever.
F*cking scam. This game is a scam.
Don't buy this game.
This is a scam.
"I…" I said to Eumi. "Please spare me, oh great lord venerable supreme cute Eumi." I continued, adding honorifics to Eumi.
"No." Eumi said, rejecting my plea while smiling at me. She was looking down on me.
"Please?" I said to Eumi, asking for me to be spared once more.
"No." Once again, Eumi rejects my plea by saying no.
"Sigh…" I sigh heavily as I ready myself to become her slave…
"Xiare." Eumi said as she gets up from the bed.
Quickly, I look at Eumi who's fixing her yukata as she stands up from the bed.
"Yes, sister Eumi?" I said to her, adding an honorific of a sister.
Indeed. It's intentional. Eumi added a bet that the loser will call the winner a sister before saying her name.
Out of foolishness and impulsiveness, I instantly agree to her request, immediately giving my soul away from the personification of hell…
Haa…
Now, I regret agreeing to her bet.
Sigh…
Bad luck.
This is an unfair deal.
"My master is calling us out." Eumi said, telling that her master spoke to her through telepathy.
Hmm…
"Okay, sister Eumi." I nod at Eumi as I take my pitiful deck and Eumi's deck away from the bed before I rose up from the bed.
After I rose up from Eumi's bed, I look at Eumi once again before giving her the two decks. Well yeah, there's no need to use them anymore.
Since I'm not going to play them anymore.
Right?
In turn, Eumi nods at me before taking away the two decks on my hand before putting the decks back to her pockets.
"Xiare." Eumi calls out my name after putting the two decks back to her pockets.
"Yes, sister Eumi?" I said, asking for her next words.
"About earlier…" Eumi said softly as she look down. Err…
You don't really need to worry about that, ya know?
That shameless goddess is just fooling us.
"Ah, there's nothing to worry about it, sister Eumi." I said back to Eumi as I wave my hands, implying that there's no need to worry about it.
"I see…" Eumi muttered cutely after hearing my answer.
After muttering, Eumi instantly regains her positivity and began holding my right arm as she drags me out of the room.
While she opens the door, I tilt my head as I look outside the hallway. There were fireworks everywhere, being bright and colorful.
Err..
Why is such wedding so grand that fireworks are even added to their wedding plans?
Hmm…
Weird.
"Waaaa~" Eumi suddenly let out a cute voice of excitement as she looks over the colorful fireworks outside the mansion. She was extremely happy.
Slowly, I turn my head and look at her, revealing her cute face and her blue eyes. Her teeth is also showing, showing a pointed teeth on the right side of her mouth.
Err..
I can't explain it okay? I lack multiple brain cells to fully comprehend such details okay?
Don't judge me…
And don't look at me like that.
It's embarrassing.
Ehem.
"Xiare?" Eumi, who notices me looking at her face, looks at me and calls my name out.
"Hmm?" I said to Eumi as I continue to look at her irresistible face. Indeed, I couldn't look away from her cute face.
It looks like my charm resistance attribute is low enough compared to Eumi's OP charm attribute, right?
Hmm…
Sigh…
Though even if my charm resistance is high enough to resist even the most cutest OP being on the world, I will still fall for Eumi's charm.
Right?
"Your eyes." Eumi said to me as she narrows her vision at my eyes. Err..
What's wrong with my eyes?
"What do you mean, sister Eumi?" I said to her as I tilt my head in curiosity.
"It's color violet instead of brown." She said, reminding me of the goddess' violet eyes.
Err..
Did the goddess' shamelessness infected me in some way?
Err…
This is a conspiracy.
"Contact lens, I guess? Haha…" I said to Eumi as I scratch my brown hair. Err..
I'm sorry for lying to you, Eumi. I really am.
I don't want you to get affected by the goddess' shameless curse.
And please don't ask about it. It's bad.
"Hmm hmm…" Eumi said as she nods. It looks like she bought my story.
Haa…
Thank god Eumi is still a child.
Right?
Haha…
"Oh right!" Eumi, who was nodding, suddenly grab my hand tighter than ever as she drags me across the hallway. Err..
You can just walk slowly you know?
Sigh…
As we run across the halls, couple of other persons also came out of their rooms as they head outside. They were hurrying for something.
I look at a random parents carrying their children on their shoulders as they head downstairs. Err..
That's risky ya know?
"Why is everyone hurrying, mother?" I heard a voice asking someone. It was a voice of a young male.
Indeed. I was asking the same stuff too. Please, mother of that child, answer his question!
"Dear, everyone is hurrying because the wedding of the two lovebirds are starting right now." Another voice resounded near me. It was a female voice.
Hmm…
Is she the mother of that child perhaps?
If so, thank you for answering our questions, I guess?
Right?
After hearing someone's mother's answer, I look at Eumi who's ready to go downstairs. Err..
I look at Eumi who's going downstairs while holding my hand. You know that it's not safe to hold someone's hands while walking on stairs, right?
Sigh..
In turn, I slow down a bit as I head downstairs. Eumi, on the other hand, notices my pace and began to slow down a bit as we go downstairs. It seems she too noticed that walking on stairs while holding someone's hand is dangerous.
As we go downstairs, we were greeted by Hanbai who's dressed on a white suit. Err… Should I talk about his appearance?
Hmm…
I guess…
I should, right?
Let's see…
As I look at Hanbai, I notice that he's wearing a sunglasses. Yep, a sunglasses.
Err…
It's dark outside, though?
Hmm…
It's probably for cosmetics and stuff.
Anyways!
After looking at his sunglasses, I notice that his long hair was tied up with a clip. Yes, a clip.
Just by looking at unc— Hanbai, I feel like my heart is throbbing madly.
Err..
I guess he looks like a domineering young master, right? Or I guess he looks like those support cool OP masters right?
Waa…
Ehem.
As for his suit, there's nothing for me to talk about except that there is a red rose on his chest pocket.
Decorations, I guess?
Likewise, his white pants doesn't have anything catchy either except being white.
And as for his black shoes…
Nah, it's cool I guess?
Don't blame me for being bland, okay?!
Sigh…
After looking all over his body, I notice that he was holding a bottle of wine on his left hand. Err…
Hmm…
I don't understand anyone okay?
"Lady Eumi." Hanbai, who was waiting for us, bows in front of us.
In turn, Eumi nod back, implying that she accepts Hanbai's greetings.
"Lady Xiare." Hanbai calls my name out while bowing.
I nod back at Hanbai.
Err..
After bowing, Hanbai straightens himself up before saying, "Come with me, venerable ladies."
In turn, Eumi nods before walking beside Hanbai, causing me to be dragged again by Eumi's tight grip.
"Senior." Eumi said, excited for something.
"Hmm?" Hanbai responded while walking over the doors of the mansion.
"Can I meet elder fairy Hyuxia?" Eumi said with stars glittering in her eyes. Yep, she was excited.
Sigh…
"Sure, lady Eumi." Hanbai responded happily. It seems he was happy that his younger sister is being talked about.
Eumi, who had heard Hanbai's response, instantly hugs me out of excitement. Err…
*Thump!* A sound of something soft dropped on the floor.
It was us, falling onto the floor.
Err…
Eumi, can you please keep yourself from being energetic today? Err…
You know that everyone's looking at us like some sort of weirdo, ya know?
Err….
Nah, whatever.
Might as well be hugged to death by the excited Eumi, right?
It's not like I dislike being hugged by Eumi.
But rather, it's just embarrassing.
Right?