 The Leaf That Goes Against Water 

We’ve had systems that help the MCs make pills, steal skills from legendary masters, and even be forced to show off to earn points, but what about a system that allows one to run a virtual reality internet cafe, featuring all the classic games?

Our MC awakens in a new world (Truck-kun strikes again) and finds himself with a mysterious system that allows him to run a fully self-sufficient virtual reality internet cafe! What? Opening an internet cafe in a cultivator world? You can now surf the internet, watch dramas, and play video games?!

One Emperor Warrior cried after visiting MC’s shop, “Damn, Blizzard completes my life!”
Another Yuan River Realm cultivator gasped after drinking Sprite, “What is this sorcery?” 

What else did the MC bring to the cultivator world? Come join us on this adventure as Fang Qi faces off against cultivation sects and major forces with his collection of modern treasures.

Noodletown Translations

Black Tech Internet Cafe System

The word 'Saint' in the name of the Three Saint Gates was given to them by others.

The three big factions were the Taixi Faction, the Xuanzhong Manor, and Yuxu Mountain. They had a long history on this land, and no other forces were their match.

The three forces lived in seclusion and only showed their faces in the Cultivation Realm Conference which was held every 30 years, but their strengths were greater than that of any other forces!

It was why people called them 'Saints'.

Feng Xi was only a first-generation disciple of the Taixi Faction. Although he was in the same generation as the Faction Master, he was an ordinary disciple.

However, this was enough for him to travel the world with honor. Besides, he had a supreme treasure on him. Even if the retired grand elders of the forces in Wuwei Daoist Alliance were here, they wouldn't feel strange listening to Feng Xi, let alone the Faction Masters and Palace Masters.

Mr. Fang’s Second-Hand Smoke