 The Leaf That Goes Against Water 

We’ve had systems that help the MCs make pills, steal skills from legendary masters, and even be forced to show off to earn points, but what about a system that allows one to run a virtual reality internet cafe, featuring all the classic games?

Our MC awakens in a new world (Truck-kun strikes again) and finds himself with a mysterious system that allows him to run a fully self-sufficient virtual reality internet cafe! What? Opening an internet cafe in a cultivator world? You can now surf the internet, watch dramas, and play video games?!

One Emperor Warrior cried after visiting MC’s shop, “Damn, Blizzard completes my life!”
Another Yuan River Realm cultivator gasped after drinking Sprite, “What is this sorcery?” 

What else did the MC bring to the cultivator world? Come join us on this adventure as Fang Qi faces off against cultivation sects and major forces with his collection of modern treasures.

Noodletown Translations

Black Tech Internet Cafe System

[TL Note: This phrase is an internet slang meant to warn people not to show off.]

Fang Qi looked around the room and then at the young man before him.

At this moment, Jiang Xiaoyue who was sitting next to him, asked, "Who are you? Why do you want us to cancel the competition?"

Fang Qi asked Xue Daolv who was by his side, "Palace Master Xue, are these so-called Three Saint Gates very famous here? They sound lofty with the word 'Saint' in their name, but how come I've never heard of them before?"

"Mr. Fang, should I say that you're ignorant or just playing dumb?" Huo Chong mocked.

Therefore, Xue Daolv had to explain to Fang Qi the background of the Three Saint Gates.

"Three hermit factions?" Fang Qi glanced at them. "Then, why did they come out here?"

Feng Xi's face twitched, and he was about to lose his temper.

At this moment, Lan Mo, the Wuwei Daoist Alliance Master, came in.

People Showing off Are Destined to Be Struck by Lightning